White knights

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A cunting for the phenomenon of white knights.

I’m talking about the gentleman who steps in when a man is thrashing his woman in public and calling her a dog and cunt. I’m referring to the guys who get involved in minor disagreements between men and women, whether they are in a relationship or not.

I think you know the type; hipsterish countenance and demeanour, a bit pale, perhaps taller than you but lanky and 5 stone lighter, having never lifted anything heavier than a bottle of craft ale in their lives, which makes him unprepared for encounters with real men in the real world outside Twitter and Reddit.

White knights have a purpose in a way they may not have considered.
When they heroically intervene on the behalf of m’lady (a woman they barely know or complete strangers) the man engaged in the disagreement with the woman can then turn to Sirr Blanco and proceed to beat him to a smooth pate.

This happened to a friend who is a no. 8 for his local rugby team. He was having a bit of a heated debate with a girl he worked with and knew very well. Sir blanco stepped forward in his sherlock coat and wanker hair and started being a condescending cockwomble. He soon found himself sprawled on the floor of the pub as my mate launched him with one arm.

His sort really are saving women from toxic male aggression. Such a good sport.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

37 thoughts on “White knights”

  1. Pssssh, Interferers in general 🙄 If it’s not yours don’t touch it, if it’s nothing to do with you, keep your nose out, So it is written 🧐

  2. I butted in twice when I was younger mainly because I liked a fight. 1 win 1 lost. The win got me a left hook from the victim. Didnt hurt obviously. The lost one got me a pint from the winner. Win,win.

  3. This term is racist and out of date and so, I have no option other than to deplatform you.

  4. Cuntamus:

    As a young lad of 16, I was out drinking with a group of mates, when we came upon a couple screaming at each other. The bloke started to slap her around the face, I said we should pile in on him. The other lads who were locals, pulled me away down a side street. This was in Kendal, I was staying with a mate. Turns out the bloke was the local “hard man”.
    It still haunts me to this day, that we did nothing ☹️.

    On a few occasions since, I have redressed that failing.

    Re: stepping in without assessing the situation fully or interfering in a private situation, I agree with parts of the nomination.

    Doing nothing when a man is physically abusing a woman, though, is much “cuntier” .

    • Obviously that’s different to just an angry verbal exchange.

      Years ago I lilved in Salford and one night a I went with my housemates on the tram to watch a film at the Trafford Centre.

      On the way down there was a Salfordian chav couple having a blazing row and the scrote was slapping her around in front of people without a care in the world….. until my gothy/greebo mate took his chain belt off and wrapped it round his fist whilst walking down the carriage toward the scrawny cunt who saw him coming and took advantage of the tram stopping and the door opening.

  5. White knight – clean, chivalrous, honourable, honest and pure.

    Black Night – dark, sinister, evil, foreboding, you can carry on.

    Racist? No, just perception.

      • Funny you should ask that Bertie, cos I just got back from being jabbed at 12:05pm! No probs, in and out within 20 minutes…

      • I am still waiting for to hear from my GP, I had the NHS letter a week ago and went online, the nearest Vaccination Centre was central Bradford 13.5 miles away so I thought hang on for the GP who I know are doing the jabs.
        If I don’t hear anything by the end of next week I will book the one in Leeds (Superdrug) and go on the train.
        Bradford can fuck off. 😂

        What happened to the ‘no more than 10 miles away’ promise… cunts

      • Sick – if the letter gave you the option of using your GP(which mine did) then you are quite entitled to phone your GP to request that they do it.
        I would be surprised if your doctor uses a centre 13 miles away.

    • @Bertie, the letter said that my GP will contact me, I will give them a call if I haven’t heard early next week.
      The NHS system only books the main vaccination centres, it seems to be different from the primary care network. There are two PCN centres near me (within a few miles) and I saw an article in the local rag that my own health centre is doing vaccinations now.

  6. I once stupidly poked my beak in when a couple who are good friends of mine were arguing….she nutted me.

    • I was a white knight of the confederacy of Kentucky.
      Have to be careful interfering in a domestic,
      Get a high heel in your skull not a thank you.
      I stepped in that time Bertie and his wife was arguing,
      He was taking a dreadful beating.
      I got away with just a few stitches..

      • Good job it was Mrs Blunt Mis-if it had been his Parrot, Percival, you would have been shredded, especially if he had been into Bertie’s malt whiskey 😗

  7. Just banjo the cunt. These fuckers think their pc,woke, right on credentials will deter a bloke raised to be a man not a wannabe woman. They won’t. Blammmoooo and down goes girly boy.
    Next.

  9. Talking of white knights I wouldn’t be surprised if the game of chess is deemed racist and is ultimately banned by the Wokes.

    It could also be banned by the Transformers as they would find the queens being transphobic not being able to become kings.

    Wimminz groups would also find the game hugely sexist – queens protecting the kings, thus inferring kings are the most valued pieces on the board

    Mudslimes would take offence to game too because of the bishops bossing the place.

    social workers would be offended at how bishops would be chasing pawns (young kids)

    Unions would be up in arms that pawns have to do all the graft, fighting and dying for the common cause!

    The Rooks would be pissed off because they’re actually castles, so they’re being misrepresented.

    Chess – possibly the most offensive game ever!

    • Chess is like a mirror image of real life in a lot of ways. For instance the person playing as black doesn’t always lose, but they generally have to work a lot harder.
      Whitey is privileged in always going first.

      • Are there many knee-grow chess Grand Masters?
        I thought they preferred high brow games like Ker-plunk or Buckaroo😉

      • Vey good👍
        David Lammy would be a grandmaster because he would stomp all over the white squares whilst forbidding white players to move onto the black squares-that would be cultural appropriation 😉

  10. I’m ashamed to say I went over the top on a white knight and was incarcerated for it. I stay well away from any domestic now even telling others to keep out. It rarely ends well.

    • When I was a lot younger we had a mate in our group who was a keen amature boxer.

      After a good few jars there was some scrote having a pretty heated debate with his chav filth missus outside the kebab shop on the way home. Had her round the throat, slapping the shit out of her against the kebab shop window.

      Matey waded in with decent combo delivered at lighning quick speed and put the cunt on his arse.

      Result: matey took a stilleto heel to the skull and was arrested and charged with ABH when plod turned up.

      The filthy chav skank said he beat up her boyfriend without provocation.

      Lesson: steer well clear of shaven headed retards beating the snot out of their chav whore missus.

      It won’t end well.

  11. I’m NOT talking about about about the gentleman..’

    Pleasr correct that admin. Im not advocating violence towards women.

  12. Hmm, if some bullying sort is putting violence on a Woman it is the natural reaction to step in – a word normally sorts it, if not a crack always sorts it.
    If it’s equal verbals I stay well out of it – when I worked doors the amount of times I dragged a guy away from a Woman then got a high heel in the face or head from the bitch taught me that one.
    Far too many Women are mental, and much more vicious than Men in my experience.

    • I’m confused now,
      Do you want me to let mrs Miserable out of this headlock or not?

      • “Hello grapple fans!!!”

        You are 1970’s World-of-sport wrestler “Fit Finlay” and I claim my £5 voucher for Chesters Northgate Arena😀👍

  13. Not getting involved in this shit, you see some geezer giving his purple haired titless bint a telling off and on closer inspection you realise both are wimmin but one of them needs DNA evidence to prove it.

    Nope, no, not getting involved in that shit.

    • Sixdog@
      I once broke up a fight between two sisters, goths!
      Like two Siouxsie Sioux!
      Ive never been so aroused in my life.

      • I could appreciate that scene, you let them fight a little longer just to enjoy the erotic vista I hope?

  14. So you wouldn’t get stuck in if some women was getting kicked the shit out of her. More fool you, this is why society is so fucked.

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