Toyah Willcox

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Toyah Willcox and Robert Fripp

The videos the pair of them post on YouTube, with him playing his guitar whilst looking off into the distance, I’m convinced the poor old sod has dementia, and her dressing up like a cheerleader at the age of 62, making sure her tits are in view at all times.

She didn’t have any talent in the 80s when she was famous and she certainly doesn’t have any now, so all she can do is show off her fake tits. The shows the pair of them put on at their age make me feel ill.

Nominated by: Cuntchelle Obama

(Judge for yourself. Does she give you the early morning Valentine’s horn? – DA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khkKfMotNoI )

74 thoughts on “Toyah Willcox”

  1. With apologies to Bo Derek, this is the result of letting replicants live past their use by date.

    • ….a triumph of the taxidermist’s art….both her tits and that old fool propped up next to her.

      • Probably would…but I’d feel guilty while I did it…just imagine the sad look on that confused old fella’s face as he watched me mauling the fun-bags where his entire pension fund was invested.
        I expect the mad woman would just be pleased to have someone mounting her who wasn’t actually attempting to wrestle her into a strait-jacket.

        Not quite as cold here this morning,thank-fuck.

        Morning,Mike.
        Morning,All.

  3. You’d be a bit embarrassed if she was your granny. Fake baps jiggling about all over the place.

    Looks fuck all like Toyah. She was that ugly, lisping, ginger fake punk from the early 80s, wasn’t she?

    Could be anyone that. Still, if only she’d passed on the details of her plastic surgeon to Leslie Ash.

  4. I wouldn’t feel guilty. Quite the opposite. I would revel in the act. For her age, she looks in good shape. She can bring her exercise bike round any time she likes. We can have a nice ride.
    Dick Fiddler and feelings of guilt ?
    That’s a tall tale.
    Bit warmer here too, just been out with the dog and it’s noticeable.
    It was fucking freezing yesterday, so cold in fact, that me fucking hooter started bleeding.
    Roll on Spring.
    Morning, Dick.
    Morning all.

  6. I think I probably would.
    She’d have to keep her trap shut however.
    Nips look to be in the right place too,which is a rarity with inflatables.
    The daft bitch.

  7. Not sure I can endorse this nomination, as Toyah has hardly been a cunt in the vein of say Lily Allen or Madogga.

    A daft old bint with a pair of floppy tits maybe. Her antics have brought some amusement to many. I bet RTC and Cuntstable have both been given the horn by her.

    • Cuntfinder General showed me this clip last week,
      And while I was a big fan of Toyahs new tits her bouncing on a treadmill lisping away made me embarrassed.
      They obviously hit a nerve or severed a vein when implantation was taking place leaving her retarded.
      I was her dad, rather than encourage her by playing guitar id sue.
      Its like putting go faster stripes on a Robin Reliant.

    • I would go along with this too. She’s not a bad lass in all honesty. Made a big splash back in the 80s with her wild punk image, and often compared to a British version of Debbie Harry, although Harry had a far better voice.

      Being a local lass (from Birmingham), I’ve seen her doing the clubs in the city in the late 80s early 90s – and she was a good laugh, never took herself too seriously, and admitted she couldn’t sing for shit, but enjoyed the ride!

      At least she hasn’t turned woke or #MeToo, which is always refreshing.

      So good luck to her!

  8. I would, dry, she most certainly would get it bent over her exercise bike, morning all

  11. Robert Fripp used to be a very fresh guitarist. In the Court of the Crimson King was a true landmark album, which cemented progressive rock as the “next big direction” as early as 1969. I personally enjoyed Robert Fripp’s work with Brian Eno more than King Crimson; his guitar solo “Baby’s On Fire” on Eno’s 1973 début Here Come the Warm Jets was sublime.

    Undoubtedly, Robert Fripp the innovator (Frippertronics), Robert Fripp the prolific collaborator (van der Graaf, David Bowie, Peter Gabriel, David Sylvia et c) and Robert Fripp the session guitarist extraordinaire (and pioneer of crosspicking) each deserve a glowing paean when taken individually.

    Fripp’s prolific creative work in the 1970s and early 80s contrasts rather sharply with Toyah. Although she has the dubious merit of an immediately discernable sound, to my ears it is that of a wailing banshee screaming to be heard and taken notice of. Evidently from this YouTube vid – and fake tits apart – nothing much has changed in that direction.

    I must admit the concept is clever, if a touch bleedin obvious. The Peloton and homely lockdown “Sunday Brunch” rip-off setting are all very du jour. I would, however, suggest that an added refinement to this artistic Frippery, Robert should’ve made better use of that Sheila Maid™ Lancashire clothes airer in the background.

    Thinking along the lines of Ian Curtis topping himself in Macclesfield here ….

  12. I’d gladly have pulled her on board 30 years ago when the baps were real, but now?
    A decent actress and charming TV presenter, but couldn’t sing to save her life…

  16. She was a dwama school luvvie pretending to be a punk – It’th a Mythtery. Fucking dire. But those tits. Oh yes.

  19. That video looks a bit like some pre-coital role play with her bearing down on that bike.
    Is this what over 55s wank over??

    I’ll stick with Molly Stewart thanks.

  20. Toyah can’t fucking sing at all . And I mean at all. She does still give me the horn a thank you Toyah for doing so. You shit guitar playing cunt cant fuck right off though.

  22. I’ve done worse, not a lover of fake tits though. I haven’t seen one of those clothes airers for decades. Shows what you notice with age.

  24. Not bad shape for her age, most broads are done for ten years before, which is sad, as they are my current target age group, meaning there are very slim pickings.
    And as fake tits go, they look great, usually fake fuckers never seem to be looking in the same direction, and the gap between them makes a tit wank virtually impossible.

  25. Obviously I lack class and lack taste. I would fuck Toyah Wilcox a thousand times over ( given the chance ).

  26. Toyah Wilcox. Now has a face like she’s been apple bobbing in a deep fat fryer.
    Mind you the tits ain’t half bad and I suppose you don’t look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire………

  27. “Cuntchelle Obama?”

    Someone’s having a laugh with some of these latest cunter’s names, many of which are one offs. Come on Cuntchelle, introduce yourself love. Tell us what made you turn to IsAC. Throw in a comment during your cunting.
    I would think you’re running out of names by now Admin!

  29. Is she 62?! Not bad knockers for 62 Fripp is probably 70 something I imagine at least there’s some age difference between them.

    I don’t mind a few of her songs tho I’d say King Crimson is more my jam

    I enjoyed her performance in Quadrophenia film (wasn’t as silly as Tommy) was overall a better who film. I don’t think she did that much acting after that tho Not as sad as that Madonna cunt who still refuses to age and pretends to be in her 30’s but this Tit in a wet white tight shirt is definitely attention seeking

  30. I once knew a bloke at work called Fripp. He was a cunt n’ all.

    Probably dead now.

    I’d quite like to jizz all over her fun bags but nowt else,

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