The Paradox of the United Kingdom

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We are a racist country struggling with the burden of guilt from Empire and slavery.
Our founding entrepreneurs were vile slave owners and supremacists, and any evidence or celebration of their existence should be trashed.
We are Islamophobic, homophobic, transphobic. And a few other phobics not yet invented.
The government is a fascist dictatorship controlling us by lying about over-subscribed hospitals. This same government is starving children.
We have left the EU, against the will of those that know better.
The weather is shit.

The paradox is:
Why do half the world’s savages risk life and limb to get here?
Why havent the assortment of freaks and misfits who make up the LBQTVFGGTH community fucked off to more tolerant pastures?
Why are we infested with peacefuls who suffer our bigotry?
Why hasnt Gina Miller fucked off back to Guyana or at least Paris?
Why is Blair given regular opportunities to air his wisdom?

A paradox indeed.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

40 thoughts on “The Paradox of the United Kingdom”

    • I can just imagine you outside Portman Road, with your face painted, delivering a Braveheart-style speech CMC.

      • Colchester. Rebuild the Temple of Claudius and put a gold statue of George Burley inside.

        (Always rated Mick Mills from the old Ipswich days – DA)

      • @Day Admin:

        Mick Mills is the only England captain, never to lose a game.
        Do you know, his home town has made absolutely no effort to recognise him👎 A fucking disgrace☹️

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      • On a similar theme CG Sam Allardyce is the only England manager never to have lost a game. 🙂

  2. The answers to numbers 1, 3 and 4 are number 5. As for number 2, it’s more than tolerant enough for me… until number 3 spreads too near this neck of the woods that is.

  3. Excellent nom CC, its still better than the rest of the EU and fuck anyone who doesn’t thing so or fit the criteria, they are free to fuck off anytime…

    • The four fat, ugly lesbo ‘guerillas in the mist’ that founded BLM all openly espouse at every possible turn, on camera, in print, during real-time activism, that they are trained Marxists, and their goal is to be achieved starting with destruction of the family and radicalising successive generations.

      That makes Lammy a Domestic Terrorist. Nothing less.

  5. Weren’t all the Saxons taken over by the frogs in 1066? English nobles were completely replaced by Normandy French. Ergo we are mainly descendants of the French and it is Frenchie who is responsible for all bad things!

    • Not really. There were also the Angles in the north from krait land so it’s the German’s fault. Then the Vikings before that in all parts so it’s the fucking Norwegians fault.
      Those cuntish picts bred with the Vikings so it’s the jocks at fault.
      I myself am definitely of Norse/Anglo Saxon/Scots/Norman/Hun/Vandal stock. Any freaky weirdos who don’t like it can fuck off to Somalia or Iran. See how long you last there you fuck ups.

    • The Normans were Scandinavian descendants so Vikings in all but name. Not perfidious amphibians.
      Besides all that, England had just walloped the fish-and-beetroot mob at Stamford Bridge (2-0, I believe) before embarking on a 3 day march daaaaarn saaaarf to battle the next bunch of malcontents and the tide was turning in their favour until a lucky pot shot happened to find Big H’s eyeball.
      More jam than a village fete.
      Why do you think Pepe Le Pew was a smelly skunk if not for the Gallic connotations?

      • Exactly cuntle!
        Norman meant ‘north man’.
        Men of the North.
        So viking and Danes.
        A big part of England used to be under ‘Danelaw’.
        Viking controlled and their laws adhered too.

  6. I can just imagine the Vikings coming here now, raping and pillaging.

    Will they be deported back to their country?

    No

    They will be able to claim asylum, given a council house, benefits, free medical care and if they do commit crimes will be imprisoned at the tax payers expense.

    We will build them churches so they can practice their religion.

    We will provide free counselling and sex reassignment on the NHS for those of them who are confused about their sexuality.

    If there’s something they don’t like about the UK or they find offensive we will change it to accommodate the minority at a cost to the majority.

    That’s why people want to come here.

    We were once the greatest power on earth but have now become appeasers and pussies.

    How many sex reassignment clinics in Saudi Arabia?

    • Sex-change surgery is illegal in Saudi Arabia except to intersex people, and it’s against the law for men to wear women’s clothing or to act feminine, and vice versa. Transgenderism and cross- dressing are associated with homosexuality and are penalized the same as homosexuality.

    • Snap. No guilt here. Any cunt slags off Britain in my ear shot I’m on the cunt with “feel free to fuck off then you ungrateful cunt”

  8. A fine cunting,thank you.

    The UK is a sponge for filth and savages.
    We welcome it.

    The country is fucked.
    So I’m going out hiking with my hip flask.

    • Hiking?

      That’s banned under Boris dictat number 476000 that no person shall be going hiking unless accompanied by a substantial meal, two life size images of Matt Suckcock and Priti “fat girl” Patel comes along as balast.

      Hiking is completely banned in Tiers 1 through 67 and is punishable by death in tiers 68 though 143 but allowable on the island of Skellig Michael if you stay at least 5 metres away from the local seagulls and puffins.

      Alcohol is also banned because Professor “I love my new found fame” Whitty wants to squeeze every last bit of fun out of all human existence.

      Long live Caesar Boris, long live the Republic of LBGTTQQQ and wash your balls to save the NHS.

      Message ends.

  9. You can’t unite a kingdom through rhetoric alone, you have to send your army out to bash the peasants occasionally.

    • I’m homophobic when it comes to two blokes kissing on shows and ramming it in your face. I don’t mind gay people in general though, up to them if they give each other a good buggering and makes then happy.

    • They need a warning of same sex couples and lgbt+ on shows before showing a bit like epilepsy, it sends me into a fit of rage.

  11. I fear the frightening conclusion to all this might not be far away.
    If a good old indîgenous Honky with no isms complains, he’ll soon be told “if you don’t like it here, you can fuck off.”

  12. Half the world’s savages risk life and limb to get here because they want to integrate with our relaxed, tolerant, fun-loving society. I was just reading about the police raiding an illegal drinking den in Bacup. They found ten inebriated men, a snooker table, a football table, a large screen tv and two live sheep. Where else in the world, I ask you. Makes you feel proud.

    • Once upon a time, any mention of snooker tables was usually accompanied with the words “spreadeagled” and “WPO”.
      How things have changed…

      • And the sheep are now in care. In a couple of years, they will be running County li es, taking and driving et Al… ..

  13. I am half English, a quarter Irish, a quarter Welsh and come from Scando Nordic DNA. (A most random combination! 😃)
    If anyone does not like my wonderful Country they are free to live anywhere else in the world they choose – they are not free to persecute and demonise the indigenous white population who have repeatedly paid a heavy price for our freedom and liberties.
    Airports that way wokeflake traitors – don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.

    • I’m also mixed race according to results my brother got back.

      Anglo saxon , Gaul, Scot and Nordic. That’s a helluva lot more ethnically diverse than certain people in Bradford who marry their cousins and produce children with genetic diseases

      Another weird paradox.

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