Slagging Off London

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I am tired of all the London this and London that bollocks…London is the greatest city on earth and without the economy of London propping up the rest of England, Scotland and Wales you’d all be getting abaaaht on horse and carts and foraging for worms.

London. The place where any great man past or present has visited, absorbed the culture and grown culturally. The energy of the place is constant, things get done, and whether you are a whitey, black and white cunt like me or blackie there is a can do attitude. Of course if your skint cunt then it may not be that enjoyable as you need a few quid to really enjoy the place but even the poor can enjoy the place. London has pushed forward some great music like ska, punk and even drum and bass which have unified da youth and shown that the UK is a trend setter.
Yes people will say ‘its full of foreigners’ , ‘its violent’, ‘it’s menacing’ etc but most capital cities have a similar vibe and that’s the way it is.

People make an effort in London to look good whatever their style and the world is represented when it come to the fairer sex. You can make loads of money in London and you can be whoever and whatever you want to be here. London challenges you and can make you a more rounded person, more international thinking and generally more interesting to other people.

Great men from the pirate Sir Henry Morgan, King Charles II, Marcus Garvey and myself have all lived or visited here and we urge you to come and visit and stay if you want…life isn’t a rehearsal it’s fucking happening so let’s all appreciate the greatest city on earth which luckily is the capital of England as well.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

And seconded by Dark key cunt with this heart warming tale:

Seconded. 47 years. Loved my local team (N7 always a gooner). I know that my move to the East Midlands is lovely, but London is/was (delete as appropriate) magnificent.

What was once home.

97 thoughts on “Slagging Off London”

  1. London, Positives, it’s not the north.

    London, Negatives, the mayor and his gang of followers.

  2. I thoroughly enjoyed my last visit.
    Splendid museums etc

    Far too many East European types hanging about though.

    Made me want to round them up for “re-education”.

  3. Taking all of the above into account, why have you got another place in Bristol B&WC?

    Not trolling, just a genuine question.

  4. Shithole full of foreigners, and cunts who think they are so sophisticated because they pay a million quid to live in a cupboard.

  5. The best thing to come out of London is the Fucking M4👍

    London is a hub for global finance.
    Spoart from that it is the unfriendliest place in Britain. Seriously.
    It is not even remotely British in character or personality. It is a shit hole filled with foreign scum.
    Take off the rose tinted specs lads.
    You can see the “air” that you breathe, fucking dirty place.

    Sorry-I suggest you visit more city’s before making the pronouncement that London is the best.
    After seeing pretty much every town and City in the Uk, if you want history and culture, Chester must be no 1👍

  6. I like the City, with it’s old churches, buildings and winding alleys, but for the rest of it you can keep. Spent too many years working in the shit hole called The West End.
    It seems to get more foreign and grubby on the rare occassions I have to visit.

  8. London as a place or London as a concept? The London I grew up in is long gone and that was vastly different from the London my mother grew up in.

    I don’t lie London now, I don’t like cities, I don’t like people and cities are full of them.

    London, New York, LA, Paris and a few others seem to have this romantic image surrounding them but I’ve always found cities are ugly places under the veneer of culture.

  9. I live about 30 miles from London, so it can be great for a say trip and there is plenty to see and do. Some lovely pubs as well. Steeped in history.
    However, the problems are when you get outside the main city. A visit to Easthamlabad or Brixton island you no longer think you are in England. And then there’s the stinking rich areas like Hampstead, full of right on Metropolitan socialists who live having cheap Eastern European nannies and gardeners, whilst they moan about the awful racist working classes who make up the rest of England.
    London, great for a day out, but fuck living there. I’m happy in my bit of mid Essex, close but far enough away.

    • Why the fuck and turned into island after Brixton, I haven’t a clue. Though cutting it out and sending it and it’s inhabitants into the middle of the sea probably is quite a good idea. Let them stab each other out there.

  10. London is a multicultural, overpriced, over-hyped fucking shithole.
    It was once a great city but no longer. Woke, lefty, crowded, polluted, crime infested. Home to the BBC, Parliament, the City and all the rest of the over privileged insular cunts. This country was built on the backs of the British working classes. London has only ever been a fucking parasite on those people.
    So take your artisan shops, organic shite and stabbers and stick them up your arse.

  11. I admire London as the capital of our great country. I get irked when people claim the UK is too London-centric.

    However, I rather despise it as a place. It is too crowded, too full of foreigners (who own the richest parts) too expensive to live. I spent five years commuting to and from the west end when I was young and found it exciting but the glamour soon wore off and it became a treadmill. London is hard and unyielding and is now run by a cabal of car-hating, BLM-loving, stab-excusing, white-baiting, Brexit-hating, leftwing toothless twats led by a hook-nosed useless pygmy who seeks to revise its history.

    A great city deserves better.

  13. Fantastic architecture and loads of things to do. However, Khan and others have turned the place into a dangerous shithole populated by the third world.

    Used to love the place, avoid at all costs now.

  14. They’re tired of life, B&WC.

    “When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, for there is in London all that life can afford.” (Samuel Johnson)

    Or alternatively…

    “When a man is tired of Londonistab, he is tired of multiculturalism, for there is in Londonistan all that multiculturalism can afford.” (Boris Johnson)

    • They certainly are tired of life it seems RTCP. You are the only one I want to invite to the rave up in the mews. Loadsa recreational drugs, drink and women then we can go and look for a fight.
      You up for it?

      • Forty years ago I’d have bitten your hand off, B&WC. 👍

        Sadly, nowadays, I’m a clean living son-of-a-bitch!

        Not to mention being old and wretched…

        Still got that 2 ounces of block in the freezer though. If you’re ever in Portmeirion look me up, I’m in cottage No.6.

        Be seeing you. 😉

  15. London isn´t in the same league as places like Edinburgh, Paris, Rio de Janeiro and Cape Town. What pisses off most outsiders is the attitude of Londoners themselves – the few remaining Cockneys and other endangered natives. I´ve never met such unfriendly, unhelpful people.

    • Those unfriendly, unhelpful locals-we have a colloquial terminology for them: CUNTS
      👍

  16. A fuckpit stuffed full of imported degenerates and their jibber jabber lingo.
    Once upon a time there was a great city, a city made of hamlets and villages conjoined. Soho, bordered by 6 of that great British institution, the pub, all called The Blue Posts.
    Now there are two, maybe three left.
    Metropolitan elite types, Grauniad media toffs and smelly leftists are about the only natives left, even the original East Enders fucked off to Essex once the invasion began.
    Sorry B&WC, your post is at least one generation too late.

    • Whole towns in Essex made up of Londoners re-homed after WW2. Basildon, Harlow and Witham. All of them now shitholes and the rest of the UK thinks that bloody awful Estuary accent is the natural Essex accent.

  17. I lived in London back in the mid 90s for about a year. I really liked it. It was buzzing all the time .

  18. was amazing when i lived there in early 70s and i was in me 20s. Not too many foreigners about and they knew their place back then.
    Yeah great for a visit now but cost so much to visit museums galleries and stuff. £6 ++ a pint ??? Fuck off!

  19. I was swanning around London only yesterday.

    Hissed at a few people and broke a bloke’s arm….

  20. London. A place visited by most of the world, shame the cunts never left.
    London. Home of the gunners, my once beloved team now turned into a bunch of kneeling, overpaid foreign cunts that I wouldn’t watch if they were playing in my garden.
    I used to live near the end of the central line so spent a lot of time there, first with my mum exploring all the museums and landmarks, then with my own family
    If it was nuked tomorrow I wouldn’t shed a tear

  21. Happy to support the nom. I spent 30 years living and working there. Loved it. Wouldn’t move back there now the Khan Cunt is king.

    Other great cities in the UK, in my book, include Glasgow, Edinburgh, Stirling, Newcastle, Manchester, Leeds, Oxford, Norwich….Love being British, we are God’s own people.

  22. I see there was a multiple stab fest in Croydon. One dead, nine injured.
    Diversity is our strength.
    Get To Fuck.

    • That ‘up and coming’ anal wart on the anus that is London. Council gone bust, Westfields don’t want to open there anymore, and when the riots kick off Croydon will be where it starts as it’s the BLM HQ.

      Utter, utter shithole.

  23. London is too stabby, too busy, too shit (look at that A406 fgs) and run by Sadiq Cant Add Up. You’d have to pay me to live there. Its next door neighbour Surrey is also shit – Croydon is horrible and the nice bits are choc full of people.

    I want to be where I am, in the countryside wearing country attire, with my dogs, puffing on my cigarettes, sitting by the inglenook in the evenings. As I’m not 20 anymore I don’t do nightclubs, Ecstasy, busy wine bars, being out in any kind of ‘scene’. Done the museums. West End Musicals are shit btw.

  24. “Things get done?” B&W?
    Are you sure about that?
    The only things to get ‘done’ are dark quays on the streets.
    The rest of London is “done over” by third rate mayors, politicians and police chiefs.

    • I admit Bertie that Saddam Khan is way aaaht if his depth but when he hopefully fucks off it’ll get better. Things do get done quickly in London though.

  25. London is the degenerate centre of the world. The ‘square mile’, much like D.C and Vatican City, is home to the top global financial parasites. Has its own laws, police, and flag. It is the base of financial operations for the scumfuck ruling elite.

    I’ll take the countryside over that nexus of filth and garbage any day.

    • Worked in the square mile for close on 30 years. Fantastic place to work.

      Great salary and perks but huge and continuous pressure to make the right decisions in a fast paced environment with large amounts of capital. Never classed myself as ruling elite but can totally understand the reasons for your comments TBCC. I know several guys on £2m+ a year.

      Walked away from it all soon after my wife died 20 plus years ago in order to spend more time with my family.

      Still miss it to this day and much poorer as a result but realised some things far more important than money.

      • I spent 2 years in the City, cleared my debts and fucked off. I absolutely loathed the cunts I was forced to work with to the detriment of my mental elf.

    • London also happens to contribute 30% of the total UK tax take.

      Not something to be sniffed at.

      And last time I checked (2018) London alone generated approx 25% of all UK GDP, about £££half a trillion squid’s worth!

      To paraphrase Maggie Milk Snatcher, “Just rejoice at that news and congratulate our parasites and free market forces.”

      • Not all of it, Moggie.

        30% = £178 billion.

        Foreign aid = £14 billion

        However, I’ll pass on your recommendation of upping the foreign aid budget by a further £164 billion to the chancellor next time he pops round for a cup of Darjeeling.

      • Considering the number of immigrants we now have in this country,both legal and illegal, I would say the foreign aid budget should be spent here.

      • If it’s any comfort, Rishi Sunak is set to reduce the foreign aid budget from 0.7% of gross national income to 0.5% this year. Furthermore our GNI last year and this year will have decreased drastically due to Covid which means even less money for foreign aid. Every cloud…

  26. Couldn’t give two fucks about London and especially its Londoncentric media.

    3ft of snow falls in Yorkshire, the London media don’t give a shit.
    A few flakes of snow in London and the whole fucking world needs to know about it.

  27. Always remember my Grandad saying that when he went in the fifties, he didn’t hear an English voice for half an hour after he got off the train at St Pancras. Been to London quite a bit, mainly to watch the Blades (the team not the knives). Good for a day out but that’s it. The Imperial War Museum is superb. As an avid Krays follower I’ve been round Bethnal Green, been in the Blind Beggar, the Grave Maurice etc. The Krays wouldn’t have recognised it now, it’s like downtown Islamabad. Been to quite a few capital cities and Paris is the best, the architecture is breathtaking.

    • Paris as a city is great. But, like London, it has now been ruined by third world, peaceful, and iron curtain filth. And a police force and council that indulges them.

      But, to be fair, most major British cities and towns are now infested with migrant leeches. Manchester is now like a combination of Bucharest, Islamabad, and Somalia. The Manchester I loved and grew up in is long gone. And even hitherto untouched and quiet little market towns like Bury are also now engulfed and infested.

      Amsterdam is great and so is Munich. Moscow is good too, although a bit strange. New York, however, is shit, it’s like a giant Cheetham Hill.

      • Tokyo at night is by miles the most exciting place I have ever experienced.

        Totally safe too.

  28. Leigh Park near Portsmouth was built in the 1950s to house bombed out cockneys; 40,000 of the cunts. It features heavily in the Police, Action ,Whatever series when it is filmed in Hampshire.
    You can take the cockney out of London but they are still cunts three generations on.

  29. London is the Paris of Britain.
    Once great and historic. Now overrun with human filth and run by a mayor and a police force that caters for this foreign muck more than for actual Londoners themselves.

    Saddam Khan and Cressida Dildo have ruined the place.

  30. Born, lived and worked in London for approaching 35 years.

    Since moving to Suffolk not inclined to visit and haven’t been back for many years.

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