Pooch Perfect is a new dog grooming reality competition show on BBC One where professional dog stylists compete in themed challenges. It has come under fire recently for “degrading” the dogs by painting their claws and giving them a ‘pawdicure’ with red nail polish and glitter and dyeing their fur into bright colours.
Dogs are not toys or accessories to be dressed up and degraded on the whims of their stupid vacuous cunt owners. The contestants and judges seemed to be made up of trendy beard, tattooed , pierced mincing hipsters and the sort of mental bints obsessed by social media and who gives the dogs their own Twitter accounts and Instagram their every arse sniff.
I would invite them to try and give my German Shepherd a makeover and guarantee she would be shitting out top knots and nose rings the next day.
Release the Hounds!
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
That is animal exploitation that borders on abuse. Just like that fucking evil Britain’s Got Talent slag who made her dog ‘Pudsey’ dance on its back legs until it was crippled and had to be put down. But, guess what? She just got another one to do the same cruel tricks and mongs who watch that shite actually think it’s cute, quaint and entertaining?! The bitch should be chucked in nick and the key thrown away. What a cunt.
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There’s a few I can imagine having a poodle like in the picture. Or one of those little rats they put in their handbags. Working dogs, guide dogs for the Blind, family dogs I get, other than that they’re generally status symbols for weak wankers 😷
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Looking at that picture, I see they’ve got a dog to present it as well…
The Beeb must die! Defund and destroy!
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That one of Fiddlers hounds?
Not as intimidating as I imagined!
This shites cruel, animals are living creatures,
Dogs do best with work to do not used as a fashion accessory.
Would love to see the ducky stylist try and dye my akitas ears blue!!😀
Shed spray the walls red, guaranteed.
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MNC@ – I have just nearly lost an arm trying to paint the toenails on the beasts – Romulus and Remus appear not to be the “ducky dog types”, and it was crackle iridescent pink and everything – ungrateful brutes, just for their attitude I am not feeding any gypsies to them for a week! 😃
On other news I fell off my bike in the snow and have a snout full of blood, my face appears to be lass hard than ice and tarmac!
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Foxy@
Some dogs arent the glitter lipstick type,
Fickle like people dogs are.
I thought my akita would love a pink tail and a Madonna bra but as I had my nose reattached I saw id misjudged her taste!
😀
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At Vernon Fox-did you fall off before or after you “clipped” Jeremy Hunt (Cunt)?
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Funny you should say that, the Oz version was presented by fugly landwhale Rebel Wilson. Proves that you can’t polish a third but you can roll it in glitter.
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Fucking spell check, turd not third.
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Totally agree Norman. Totally humiliating for the animals and just shows the quality of TV being pumped out for the mong generation.
I’d love them to try any of this on my cat. He’s a lovely little fella but he’d rip you to shreds if you tried putting clothes and makeup on him.
Love their independence.
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A programme for women and pooves.
Now over to the Cuntbox Jury ……..
I give it a MISS.
Put the humans down and set the dogs free.
Cunts.
Get To Fuck
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Every dog is either a bitch or a son of a bitch.
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Every man is a son of a Wo man.
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My missus called out from the kitchen, “Have you seen the dog’s bowl..?”
I said, “I didn’t even know they played cricket.”
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Fuck me I thought “The Great British Sewing Bee” and Cats or Dogs : Which is Best?” was the bottom of the barrel but there’s no end to the depths the BBC can reach. Who watches this shite? How dumb and bored do you have to be to waste your time on this fuckwittery?
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The BBCistan is a moral vacuum and the home of all degenerates.
Thus this dog’s lipstick of a barrel of shite.
Unaccountable communist vermin.
Full pedigree oven.
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Its blue face . Cunts.
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Jesus wept, how many iterations of the same old shite will they continue to feed us. However, having clocked a recent pic of Sheridan Smith not too long ago, her fun bags are currently ideal size for a soapy titwank.
So it might be worth a watch…
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Why is the lady in the nomination picture wearing her trousers up to her chest? Isn’t that style of dress usually for old folk?
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I’d like to see these cunts groom Ian and Cecil , my 2 ridgebacks, it would definitely be worth the licence fee?, dog stroking cunts!!!!!
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A show made by cunts for an obvious audience of fake hair, nails, & tits, Katie Price slut type wimminz, and the real camp, mincing gay men who carry little dogs in handbags and make gay inuendo jokes every other sentence that no one else finds remotely funny.
Let’s not forget the 55+ fat, menopausal Tesco checkout lifer who’s glasses are that thick it takes 2 mins for light to pass through and has a deep down loathing of men and male kind due to never actually getting laid for being too lardy, smelly and ugly.
Let me guess, they’ll be some kind of vote on the show and the host will be Schofield/Biggins/Norton/Walliams (insert one of the many other Z-List sodòmites) and co-hosted by some utter talentless bitch like that lazy-eyed Jewess cunt Claudia Winkleman.
I think I’ll give this utter cunt fest of a show a wide berth thank you……………
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I fuckin’ hate German Shepherds LL.
There’s one that keeps shitting on my lawn and even had the fuckin’ cheek to bring his dog with him today.
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Apologies Bertie, but when you gotta go you gotta go.
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Is that a fact about toileting or a personal threat?
😅
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Well, he’s better than that illegal Sudanese shepherd who was convicted recently for trying to sodomise some simpleton in Newcastle.
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There is a dog grooming place in pets at home next to the Vet where I take my pussy, although this poofery stuff is a load of crap I am sure they earn their money combing out long haired dogs like the old English, I wouldn’t have the fucking patience.
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You are Mrs. Slocombe and I claim my five Great British Pounds.
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Evening Jack
Evening all.
How’s your dog?
Remember you got a new pup.
Human beings only did 3 things that impress me,
Learning to make fire
How to ferment grain
And making dogs our mates.
Theyre the best!!👍👍
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Evening, MNC. The dog is fine, thanks. At the moment she’s asleep on the rug. Just having a bit of a problem with her wanting to chase cars, bikes, joggers etc. So we’re persevering with the training, eventually we’ll get there.
The bond is growing, but we still miss our previous dog like hell. She was an exceptional dog and to be honest, I don’t think we’ll ever get over her.
Anyway, this one is a little belter and she’s made herself at home, and she certainly lets you know when anyone is around.
Be lost without a dog.
😀
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Evening Mis.
Would you say your dog was a family dog or a status symbol?
😅😅
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Family dog Bertie.
Soft as anything with family and people she knows,
But a great guard dog.
Always had dogs, growing up had two German Shepherd .
My huge winky I show passersby is my nod to a status symbol.😀
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Better than 5 pounds…….
How about a night on the town with Mr Humphries or Young Mr Graces Secretary 👍
(MNC will take Mr Humphries) 😂
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Young Mr. Grace had excellent taste.
Miss. Brahms was tasty too.
It’s going to be very cold again tonight, better keep your pussy in.
😀
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Sicky@
Go finger your pussy.😁
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My pussy has just come in from the cold, had his dinner and straight upstairs to a nice little spot where the he can warm his ass hehe.
Mis, my pussy would never indulge in such behaviour, but he likes his chin tickled 😉
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Sicky@
We have a cat too, a little black one thats a nervous wreck,
The dog never accepted it although the other cat (R.I.P)
Used to be mates with the dog and come on walks with us.
Feel sorry for it,has to sneak into the house like the milk tray man.
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Mis: you should call your little black pussy “Lewis” in honour of IsAC’s favourite go kart cunt👍
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How long till the first trans dog gets on the show. This is Billy, 32 from Dudley, he identifies as a poodle and enjoys long walks and getting mounted in the rear ally.
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Cunts who treat dogs like this should be ground up and fed to them. Pathetic self serving shit heads. The west is doomed, we are totally fucked.
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I can’t decide if this programme is worse than The Great Pottery Trowdown or not.
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When I was young early 70s, there was a lot of stray dogs roaming about. Some just kicked out and others just escaped from dire conditions tied up in back gardens in filth. I used to shit myself when I came across a stray German Shepard (Alsies) we used call em. I’ve got the whole barking viciousness routine close up and personal walking home from school on more than one occasion . There were other dogs that could do the same labradors ,cunt terriers etc. but the fact was most were disturbed hungry frightened animals.
Though one thing used to make me laugh in those days was when a pack of stray dogs used to hop skip and jump following a women who was in period mode walking on the footpath . The embarrassment as she tried to shush them away.
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I remember as a kid a dog that had a poorly foot and the owner had put a sock on its foot that was chewing gum grey.
I also remember the chaos this dog caused when shagging another dog on the playing fields at school to the glee of little 8yr olds and the frustration of their teacher.
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This ties in very nicely with that cunting about homo’s adopting / using surrogate mothers: these cunts are not fit to be dog owners, what chance any poor child that ends up in their care?
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I have two Belgian shepherd malinois, and they would put manners on than canine poofery, any cunt that makes them do anything they don’t want to do will be missing a face,
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Sid: your are, erm, Halle Berry in John Wick 3, but a bloke and white and British, so I claim my £5 doggie vagazzle kit😀👍
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Wish I was CG, I would love to play with my tits and lady garden if I was her, sorry no £5 for you
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Thanks for watching this for me LL, as I will never will. Is it on before or after Question Slime?
I know what I am about to say will probably be controversial given recent ISaC contributions, but I think Ms Claudia Winkleman is funny and pretty. If they made poseable action figures of her I would probably buy one. However, I only really get to see her advertising shampoo as most of her oeuvre is for the BBC and, as such, unwatchable wank.
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I’d give my hair for Claudia Winkelmans spleen.
She is by far top of my shits list.
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The idiot lantern at its worst and pretty much just cruelty to me.
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Anybody who would slap paint on a dog is a nutter and shouldn’t be allowed to have pets. Dogs don’t half put up with some shit from their owners. Cats wouldn’t stand for it, that’s for sure.
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What the hell is this? BBC Worldwide will try to sell the show to Germany where they will rename it Hund Ficken.
I personally don’t want to see that fat man that presents the show on the telly. He clearly likes dog’s arses.
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Without having seen it, this programme looks like it would be watched by the same people who watch Love Island, Gogglebox, click the sidebar of shame on the Mail Online and find vegetables ‘too difficult’.
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And that my fellow cunters is what we pay our licence fee for.
Now make a programme about Dogging and there’s TV for you!
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I saw this…
https://www.dailyhaha.com/_gifs/i-am-watching-you-lady.htm
I wonder what the person behind her is thinking. 🙂
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The gistapo that do the security on out compound have a pair of gypo hunting Dobermans called fucking Ronnie and Reggie, always make me smile when the alarms are tripped, security just rock up open the gates and leave Ronnie and Reggie to weed out said intruders, those pair should be on the show, now that would be proper entertainment, also I would like to see Ceaser Milan the mincing cunt on roller skates trying to make them behave, that would be great, it’s fucking brain damage trying to skip all these shite programs, utter bollocks
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A dog can recognize the vacuous hence his quick witted eye roll to the audience
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How low can the BBC get( and I don’t want any chihuahua jokes) . Not content with promoting gangs of peacefuls grooming Northern teens we get a programme that actually encourages grooming of dogs !
Is there no end to their degeneracy?!
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