Obviously

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I would like to cunt the word “Obviously” please.

In relation to its over use in sentences mainly by the yoof of today but I’ve noticed it in adults lately to my great concern.

An example quoted from a 18 year old lass at work.
“well I obviously said to him she shouldn’t turn up so late and as she obviously leaves work at 1 she should have been on time“

No love it is not obvious she leaves at 1 because I don’t fucking know the silly bint!!!

This word is shoehorned in everywhere and I even caught myself saying it once for which I cunted myself. Oh she’s back from lunch I wonder what other obvious shit she is going to tell us now.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

24 thoughts on “Obviously”

  1. It’s either that or ‘literally’.they will state that something happened, and ‘they literally just died’ with me wishing they had.

  2. Wasn’t/isnt there a stupid wimminz “Porch Monkey” called Akilah Obviously, who tried to sue Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon / AKA The Lotus Eaters podcast on youtube).

    He practised “fair use” in re-uoploading footage of Hilary fans breaking down when Trump was announced as POTUS.
    She then started a long campaign against him, lots of videos, got his YouTube channel de-monatised, wrote articles saying she hoped he lost everything-the fucking vindictive cunt.

    When it finally went to court in the states, she lost and had (still has) to pay all costs.
    Obviously!
    😃👍

  3. I’ve picked up on my 9 year old daughter using literally too much. She’s now recognised it and tries to stop herself. Obviously I’ve heard used a lot and basically.
    Like still pisses me off the most. Heard my niece talking to my daughter and the conversation went ‘then Katie, like, we went to the park, like, and then like, we played like and Mum like said like we have to go home like. Fuck me, I couldn’t help saying something.

    • Yup, this is why I call them the ‘like generation’, not least because off the ‘ ‘social likes’, too. I’m pretty sure that we’d find that word to be the most commonly used these days. Was it ‘the’ before? I definitely know the most commonly used word on here though 👍🏼

  4. Rather like when some fucking millennial says “I’m not being funny but……” which usually precedes them saying something bloody rude and unnecessary. Then they get told to fuck right off the cunts.
    Obviously.

    • Yeah, and the ‘I’m not gonna lie but…”
      Well, I was assuming that you weren’t going to lie like a decent person, why the fuck would you? But now you’ve mentioned the word ‘lie’, I’m now thinking you are you daft cunt!

    • When some cunt says “no disrespect, but”…. and then calls you a cunt. Best thing is to keep a brick in one’s pocket to smash their fucking heads in with. Cunts.

  5. The misuse of the word ‘obviously’ is probably the greatest threat to the western world as we know it.
    Why government hasnt funded a multi billion funded international research group consisting of the greatest grammar nazis of our generation, Literally dont know?!?

    Obviously I’m being sarcastic 😁

  6. I was always taught that being obvious was to be avoided in polite society.
    Avoiding being obvious can clearly lead to being a cunt.

  9. Too be honest, like, I obviously, like, am a cunt for using anyfink, like, as a filler word, as I obviously, like, don’t have the mental capacity to string a fucking sentence together proper.

  10. It’s ‘uptalking’ for me aka rising inflection. Can’t listen to any cunt who does this. When shops used to be open I would walk out if the bint behind the counter started uptalking. Another import from the USA but personally I reckon it comes from Oz. They fucking do that.

    • Definately came from Oz. Worked with many of the cunts over the years and uptalking is like a diease amongst them.

  11. Let’s not forget starting every answer to a question with “OK so…”. My guess is it came from cunts from some corporate meetings and it filtered down and now every counter person does it. It has a condescending tone: “OK so (you’re stupid for not knowing this but lucky for you I do) this device is for…”
    Makes me want to tell them “Wow you speak Cunt so fluently”.

  12. So, obviously, like, literally – a vigorous punch to the bridge of the nose.
    Now it’s broken and bleeding – obviously.
    A topping remedy! 😃👍

  13. Called my mum the other day. I noticed she now does the ‘up talking’ thing, where the tone of her voice goes up at the end of a sentence like she’s asking a question, but isn’t. She’s basically and like, literally oblivious, obviously. FFS.

    How I didn’t slam the ‘phone down I’ll never know.

  14. Yes it has an air of pomposity about it.

    I’m all for letting cunts know when they use it, or end a sentence as if it’s a question.

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