MPs Expenses

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MP’s claiming expenses is a cunt. Below is a list of the top ten greedy bullshitting fuckers claims for 2019.

Roger Godsiff, Birmingham Hall Green – £265,668
Lindsay Hoyle, Chorley – £259,057
Kevin Barron, Rother Valley – £257,351
Lisa Cameron, East Kilbride, Strathaven and Lesmahagow – £256,040
Ian Paisley, North Antrim – £253,824
Jim Shannon, Strangford – £252,298
David Tredinnick, Bosworth – £247,197
Brendan O’Hara, Argyll and Bute – £245,708
Chris Law, Dundee West – £245,133
Ian Blackford, Ross, Skye and Lochaber – £243,275

The mind boggles the fucking speaker, number 2 on the list has a gaff in the palace of Westminster itself FFS. Utter cunts the lot of them. over to you fellow cunters. Bloater Blackford boy is his pie bill huge!! “Greedy Bastards”

https://order-order.com/2021/01/22/mps-expenses-rise-6-5-to-127-6-million/

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

74 thoughts on “MPs Expenses”

  1. They need to drain the swamp with these crooked bastards.
    Give them a pay rise but stop all expenses except for foreign travel for work.
    Stop all payments for second homes and just buy a couple of Premier Inn’s near to Westminster and use them as MP’s halls of residence. Simples.

    • I’ve always fancied myself as El Presidente.

      I’d declare my leadership by wearing army uniform, sunglasses and a big beard and tache.

      My first job would be to go onto the balcony shout ‘Viva El Presidente!’ and shoot my machine gun into the air.

  3. The biggest benefits cheats in the history of benefits cheats👎

    Mums on the estates get caught, they get punished. Cunts in Westminster get publicly funded lawyers who are rewarded in the honours lists, for their efforts🐖💩💩💩👎

  4. Limit the number of MP’s to around 30 and pay them each £750k+ a year in order to get the very best calibre candidates with proven track record. MP’s designated to run specific areas must be highly qualified and with proven track record in that area in order to run it. Chris Grayling need not apply. Useless cunt.

    No clash of outside interests and barred from taking an outside job in their sector for a minimum of 2 years in order to prevent favouritism.

    A maximum of 3 Scottish MP’s, proportionate for their 10% of the UK population. Or they can choose to fuck off and be “independent” and be controlled by the bully boys and girls in Brussels (in the unlikely event they are accepted and the EU is still functioning).

    Mp’s to be elected on a party manifesto, no deviation away from this or voting for the person bollocks. Previous Ipswich MP voted to Remain in the EU despite 58% of the electorate voted to leave and Labour manifesto also to leave. Sandy Martin, you are a cunt.

    Get rid of all the other fuckers. Apart from Tom Hunt (Ipswich) who is one hard working smart guy who is right of centre and recently stated publicly “local houses for local people”.

    Abolish the House of Lords. Pointless piss stinking waste of space (apart from Ian Botham obviously) irrelevances.

    • I like the cut of your jib WS, one thing that’s always struck me as bollocks is when a front bencher gets moved from one position to another, are they saying these people are the best, whatever department they go to, can one who is (allegedly) exceptionally well trained in finance move from chancellor to housing or health for instance?
      Nope, bunch of shysters who got lucky and the toby jug mouth breathers keep voting for them.
      Guy Fawkes was right, carry on cunting.

    • I put this pretty much verbatim on a failed nom a few days ago. Tried to contact Admin? no joy hmmmm.

    • Lol 30 MPs, that’s like rotten boroughs from days of olde.

      Do like some of your other points, top 🙂

      • You don’t think that 30 top class highly qualified professional business people can run the country better than it is now?

        Currently led by a lying buffoon and a bunch of fucking incompetent muppets who don’t have any common sense and don’t know their arses from their elbows?

        With shite opposition?

        I do.

  5. I have only heard of three of these thieving slippery bastards. Maybe people thought after the anti-Brexit freebie loving smear of shite Bercunt had fucked off then the next Speaker of the House might be more restrained, well that soon went down the fucking crapper.

    • Four from Nicky nacky noo land , four from Ingerlund and 2 from doing boing* land.

      *Envisioning the accent.

  6. It will be interesting to see how much the greedy cunts claim for 2020 when they were all supposed to be working from home. Bet they still somehow manage to come in at over £200k a pop. These fuckers are laughing at us while indulging in their coke fuelled, satanist, rent boy bumming orgies (allegedly).

    • I think MP’s expenses have gone UP! Loads of stuff for hone “working” has been claimed; probably Chippendale desk and chairs, Bang and Olufsen hi fi fir zoom meeting, Poggenpohl kitchens and the like. Many thungs my wife claims for in her company are limited by HMRC (meals away from home etc.) and they would check any piss-taking. And how the fuck can some cunt rack up a quarter if a million quid for “expenses”. And the other thing is that expenses are not taxed.

    • Works out about 1500 Alan Whicker* a week.
      Plus expenses.
      Can you get a postal category above First Class?

      * Bourbon kicking in, Gawd bless yer.

    • House of Common Cunts:

      MPs and MPs staff salaries & expenses: £183.1 million.
      House staff costs: £129.6 million
      Goods & services: £96.8million
      Rentals: £12.8 million
      Grants: 3.7 million

      Above figures do not take into account 2020 MPs £3000 pay increase and additional £10,000 expenses to help the poor lambs work from home….

      House of Unelected Cunts:

      Peers allowances & expenses: £23.4 million
      Goods & services: £33.1 million
      House staff costs: £32 million
      Estate & works: £26.4 million

      Above figures do not include 2020 rise in Lord’s daily allowance (tax free of course) from £300 to £323.

      • Scrap the existing place in Westminster. Build a new complex where they all live during session. Bit like boarding school for MPs and Lords. Constituents will just have to Zoom their MP if they want to talk to them, like we’ve had to when we want to see a GP.

      • @Cuntologist…….and put the complex on a small island in the middle of the fucking South Atlantic where there will be no airport and no need for constant 1st class rail travel.

  8. ‘Diversity is our strength ‘.
    Not in the case of the House of Commons where the legal profession is over represented by a factor of 53 ffs !
    I would not allow anyone under the age of 35 to be an MP, ban all women short lists and in the case of new MPs have a probationary period of one year.

  9. Fat cunts on a gravy train slurping away like thirsty hyenas. Open thievery. We might as well be an Ooga-Dooga country for all the corruption. To cap it all off, there’s a missing apostrophe in the title. I’d have a glass of brandy if it wasn’t so warm.

    • Imagine Bloater Blackford’s disappointment when he found out the ‘Westminster gravy train’ wasn’t a real gravy train.

      • In fairness id fill up too LL!
        Waiting for the Bisto choo choo with my dipping chips…😀

      • Speaker of the House – “Order, order!”

        Miserable MP, Stockport – “Large chips, sliced white bread and a jug of grave ta”.

      • I couldn’t do it LL.
        Not the indoors type,
        Also not corrupt enough or greedy enough.
        Also look like Lurch in a suit!

      • Evening LL, MNC, Capt.

        What the Speaker actually says is: “ordure, ordure” which is the collective noun for a House of Cunts.

        Derives from Middle English ordūr, ordūre (“dirt, filth, rubbish; dung, excrement, piece of excrement; moral filth, sin, an instance or kind of moral filth”) borrowed from Anglo-Norman ordure, ordeur(e), ordor(e), ordour, and Middle French ordure, from Old French ordure (“dirt, filth, refuse; dung, excrement; moral filth”).

        MPs described to a tee!

    • The dirty greedy fuckers.
      Professional pirates, legal privateers.
      They dont just act like pigs at a trough,
      Some have started to resemble them (looking at you Blackford).
      These cunts should get a set amount of expenses, anything else comes out of their salary.
      Spunked your expenses?
      Have to get from Scotland to Westminster for drinks and a 5*dinner?
      Dont want to pay your own travel costs?
      Start fuckin hitchhiking or resign your p0ncing fat fucks.

      • Worthless, gluttonous bottom feeders.
        Nerve gas the lot of them, then hang their corpses from Tower Bridge alongside the rotted remains of BBC executives and newsreaders.
        Sensible policies for a better Britain…

      • When Speaker of the House Paul O’Grady shouts “Order, Order” Black Ford probably asks for Deep-Fried gravy.

      • Evening compatriots.

        Ruffers, “Derives from Middle English ordūr, ordūre (“dirt, rubbish, dung).”

        Derives from Dung? Wasn’t that the only attractive one in the photo of the Trannîes 1500metres earlier today?

  10. A quarter of a million quid for that fat cunt Blackford to whine like a fucking spoiled child. If devolved governments insist in sending its representatives to just whinge and not add anything constructive, they should pay their expenses.
    Fuck Blackford and fuck the bellends who voted for him.
    The picture of a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

  15. I was outraged to hear that MPs are re-claiming the cost of TV Licenses, ffs. I’m sure some greedy MP will start claiming for sanitary/ incontinence pads on the basis that they wouldn’t have to wear any if they were at home. Cunts.

    The Scottish MPs certainly rack up the expenses due to travel. I expect they are taking the train which in this fucked up world is way more expensive than taking a plane. Maybe I should write to Pwincess Nut Nuts and Boris and tell them that all MPs should continue to do their job remotely post – pandemic to save costs and help pay for the gigantic Covid bill. We’re all in this together after all.

    • Cunts like Blackford are hardly in Parliament. Even if he went in every day and traveled there and back by train, there’s no way it’d cost him a quarter of a million.

      He’s a piss taking troughing bastard, like a few others.

      I’d have the cunts locked up for 10 years and all their assets seized, as well as being banned from politics for life.

      Fuck them all.

  17. If you read the IPSA scheme, whilst it is undoubtedly generous for what it covers in terms of expenses, the basic checks are there. i.e. expenses will be evidenced with receipts.

    However, it doesn’t take much to see how this system can be overcome. The key expenses are for offices and office staff. Up to c£29K for office costs and c£189K for office staff costs. Therein lies expenses that can be open to a bit of creative accounting. Ghost staff, friends and family. I’m sure it happens but you could employ a member of staff to administer the system to ensure it all appears above-board and legit.

    Every little helps, as they say…

  18. If we got rid of all the 4 parliaments and all politicians would we really be any worse off? Really?
    Greedy tactless cunts.
    How many cunts on here get expenses over and above their salary? What? None.
    Surprise surprise.

  19. Off road a mo, but….

    It’s reported this evening that there is a shortage of marijuana in Jamaica. Black and White Cunt has described the situation as a “cultural embarrassment”.

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ct-aud-nw-jamaica-marijuana-shortage-20210205-w26sbmhiwjgspolp55jxxmseny-story.html

    Two hours silence is to be held for B&WC at 8pm tonight. ISAC cunters are requested to clap, ring bells and bash pots and pans in solidarity.

      • Thinking about expenses and how corrupt they are,
        And got to thinking,…
        Would I be any different?
        Like to think I would,
        But possibly not?
        Maybe the temptations would turn my head?
        All my teeth made of gold
        Claiming for allsorts!
        A silk cushion for my semi tumbescent winky, and a strong shouldered dw@rf to carry it and present it to my concubines,
        Platinum beard comb, and snowleopard fur seats in my van.
        Yeah, should of gone into politics, thats where you can let yourselves go!

      • Its a good job Fiddler declined to take up his ancestral seat in the House of Lords Miserable. Gold plated hunting horn, the frescos in the Great Hall at Fiddler Towers touched up and the moat cleaned and restoked with piranhas and electric eels, just a few of the potential extravagances.

      • Hopefully Fiddler doesnt get near a seat of power LL.
        It would be like a cross between Pol Pots killing fields and the witch trials!

    • What the fuck is Ron Weasley doing, protesting against fracking???

      Stupid fuckers😂

      • Is Weasely another woke luvvie twat, like his utterly cuntish spoonfed progressive twat co-stars Daniel Twatcliffe and Emma Twatson?

        JK Rowling can be a cunt herself, but the way these spoilt little woke turds publicly slagged her off because she dared to say transbenders weren’t real women after she made these talentless mddle class brats rich and famous was nothing short of disgraceful. Twatson is a rich daddy femstapo tax dodging stick insect. And Twatcliffe is a rich mummy radical chic little fuck who will be rumbled as a doughnut puncher sooner rather than later.

      • Youngsters of today JK made them all multimillionaire and they stabbed in in the back. Fucking ungrateful cunts. Still all thespian are parasites , paid to pretend to be someone else. The shitheads are bigger thieves than MPs. Good fucking night.

      • Norm-Roc Sandfords “son” Lazer (guffaw) looks like Ron Weasley 😉

        A wimminz I “knew” many years ago, had daughters at the same stage school as Emma Twatty-she told me that the parents were cunts too-when she didn’t have her mouth full, that is😉👍

        #richdivorceessurecansuckcock

      • Norman@
        Nowt like gratitude or loyalty eh?
        She made them rich and famous when they were unknowns.
        Soon as her arse is in the fire?
        They turn on her.
        Stick the boot in.
        She should use her riches to destroy the ungrateful little luvvie fucks.

      • Mis:
        I reckon that what Jk Rowling needs right now is a strong Northern lad, with a strong Northern cock, to guide her, inspire her and give her a pearl necklace😀👍
        Take her mind off ungrateful millennial turncoat “twatcors”.

        That an a nice tray of sausage, chips an’ onion gravy for afters👍

      • CG@
        I see your diagnosis as spot on.
        Shes used to weak caresses off ducky metro types,
        Id free those big titties by ripping her frock off , spit on my hands an lube her up,
        Then grab a handful of hair and ride her like shes fuckin Red Rum.
        Slap her pampered arse and tell her to make me a chip butty.
        Shed fall hard for me,
        Shes wet for Hagrid types.😀

      • JK has a monumental pair of gazongas that could well do with a spray job.

        I bet that little cunt Twatcliffe is resentful that he never got sandwiched between JK’s lovely funbags.

    • ……and the father of protestors “Blue” & “Lazer” owns a private Hebredian island, Gometra.

      Cunt

      • It really is fucking hilarious. The whole family seems to take all the woke boxes.

        Looks absolutely fucking ridiculous ✅

        All have ridiculous fucking nines ✅

        Causing as much disruption as they can at the expense of the taxpayer ✅

        The whole family richer and astronauts aka champagne socialist ✅

        Now push come to shove it’s the pity us card ✅

        Let’s hope there isn’t some mild seismic activity shall we ❌

      • That cunt Swampy has reappeared too, its all middle-class, social media savvy eternal student hypocrites now. No one cares what you did 20 odd years ago, if you didn’t live stream it on Facebook, it didn’t happen.

    • Coolforcunts:

      Having mooched about tinterweb for a few minutes, Richard Sandford is surely deserving of a cunting.

      What an Uber cunt😗

    • It surely is: I typed in Roc Sandford, pressed send and it says fucking Richard☹️
      Fuck Apple.

      • R.E Googling Roc I’ve just done the same as you and you are quite correct. I would only change one thing, the whole fucking family deserve the cunting.

        Daughter, “I went on a permanent school strike age 16 and I spent my 17th birthday in a jail cell after being arrested at the extinction rebellion protest”

        Yawwwnnnnnnnn

      • A self-styled ‘Britain’s Greta Thunberg’, the original is an annoying pudding faced twat without cloning the fucker.

  23. The default attitude toward MPs should be contempt, not respect, due to most, if not all being dishonest, deceitful, money and power hungry scum that want to rule other peoples lives.

  24. Holdonafuckinminutethere! Pie eating bastard Blackford claiming £243,275 on expenses? What for? He’s sitting in a parliament he despises, supposedly representing his constituency. They are all paid generously with subsidised meals, accommodation and travel and he still claims that much in expenses? What’s he spending it on? That’s about 10 nurses wages. Utter, despicable shite bag.

    In 2020 he was never even in parliament and participated by video conferencing. It’ll be interesting to see how much his claims are for 2020…

  25. No surprise to see loads of SNP troughing cunts on this list.

    About time we fucked the jocks off and let them fend for themselves, the piss taking English hating cunts.

  26. What did they find to spend 1/4 of a million on when in lockdown and working from home, (unts.

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