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(This cunt has to be on drugs to think up this fucked-up idea, hence the pic – DA)

Matt Hancock has gone full mental, and therefore, given his high office, is a high cunt.

The new 10 year prison term for lying, is the latest and most deranged of his schemes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56007798

His boss, the Johnson cunt, has been obsessing about the need to keep variant strains under control and this is Hancock’s response.

So, lying is now considered on a par with burglary with intent to commit rape, and sexual assaults on children. That will be good news for the child rape gangs, to see their activities put firmly into context by the government.

With lockdown now a permanent fixture – still no end date despite so-called success of the so called-vaccine programme, protests banned, and parliament and the patsy MSM doing nothing, how long is it before Hancock decides the death penalty is justified to keep people safe, and we have the Johnson cunt on TV telling us that “the end is in sight”, “Just a final push” “largely free by next Christmas”?

The words of Johnson’s beloved role model, Winston Churchill, when asked his views on Hitler, might accurately sum up Hancock “The man is a mustachioed nut job. A total bellend. In short, a fucking cunt.”*

*Some paraphrasing used.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

89 thoughts on “Matt Hancock (3)”

  1. He reminds me of that püffŷ general off Allo Allo, evil and dastardly but a bit of a softy cunt!!!

  3. To be fair, cunts disregarding the Risk posed to others are total cunts. We should have had a proper lockdown from day 1, get it sorted.
    Back in the of February last year, an associate informed me he had returned from his house in the French Alps, after he had shaken my hand and stood gabbing in my face for 20 minutes.
    Both of us were very poorly the following week-I only found out he had also been ill a month or so later, in a text from his wife. She is an ex nurse (sister) and is convinced he had vivid.

    I believe I had Covid in February last year, I phoned him and told him he is an arsehole. He went around to his 84 year old mothers house after he had infected me. The fucking stupid cunt. This man is a finance director for a major corporate institution ☹️
    People really are selfish cunts.
    Maybe the threat of a jail sentence will focus the hard-of-thinking.

      • So does too much wanking!
        (Good for the prostrate though, according to the learned members of IsAC😉).

    • Wholeheartedly agree Cuntfinder.

      I really cannot see an end to the pandemic even with the vaccines and lockdowns that are in place but it is a start and something that must be tried/imposed by the government.

      Anyone electing to not playing by the rules (which may or may not work) should be penalised- no more slaps on the wrists for offenders especially when jeopardising other people’s safety.

      Having said that, the reason our tiny island have experienced such a high number of fatalities has been the governments inability to act swiftly and decisively at the outset regarding border control and total lack of common sense thereafter.

      Only now do I feel progress is being made, if has to work this time as a fourth lockdown simply won’t be tolerated by the public hence the importance of everyone pulling in the same direction now.

    • Sorry CG, but jail sentences simply for words, and for daring to move about in your own country especially ones of that length – are inexcusable.

      • The THREAT of jail.
        I doubt anyone will be sentenced for that length of time if anyone at all. We simply do not have the capacity in jails.

        The threat of a custodial sentence MIGHT focus the selfish dipshit cunts👍

      • If that was @ me:

        I never had a test-back then ringing for medical assistance, all you got was a message from public health england proclaiming they were struggling to answer the high level of calls.

        I had a temperature and extreme muscle aches-I could barely walk. Horrendous migraine like headache @ loss of appetite, vomiting @ the squits and chronic fatigue-which I still have not recovered from fully.
        He was never tested, but had symptoms.

        The only good thing, was time to “cunt” on here.

  4. Hancock is now becoming fanatical. Variants cannot be eradicated and will always appear and evade vaccines just like flu. The government is doing more harm now than good. Stopping people coming in is a waste of time because the virus is already endemic. It’s like saying don’t take matches into a burning building. Variants will appear all the time and it will always be here.
    Hancock is becoming dangerous and needs to be removed. He is actually coming apart at the edges and has lost touch with reality.
    As one professor said
    ” he is intellectually and emotionally unsuited to the job”.

  5. So what is the sentence imposed for someone that enters the country illegally, lies about their age, who they are, what their nationality is and which country they have come from???

    • “Fucking freeloading, scroty, rapey, arse-in-the-air-5-times-on-Friday, stabby, mental healthy, blowy up cunts”.

      There. That seems like a fair ‘sentence’.

    • four star hotel. Oh, and if you don’t like it, just burn it down. Hancock was the kid who got his head flushed down the bog at school – and now he is wreaking his terrible revenge. I can’t see this ending for months.

  6. Pfffft only 10 years 👎 They should be crucified…nail them up I say, nail some sense into them 🧐 The entrance roads to Gatwick and Heathrow should be lined with crosses displaying these despicable travelling deceitful Covid BLASPHEMERS nailed up as an example.

  7. I can`t work out if Hancock is more insane or evil.He is definitely both.Very dangerous man.Hate how he is characterized as a harmless idiot over his head.

  8. Prisoner A: I’m in for killing my wife, children and the family pets and arson. What u in for?
    Prisoner B: Travelling to England via the Algarve.

    • Matt Hancock is in my top five of people id like to beat like Joe Jackson beat MJ.
      Its his sulky demeanor like a kid told off by his dad,
      His blushing
      His awkward cackhanded way when interviewed despite having media training.
      His love of his own authority,
      His clipped sentences when speaking.
      I fuckin cant stand the balding little effete cunt😠
      I have murderous dreams where im feeding Matthew to wild dogs and awake cackling madly.
      I hate him that much I despise myself.

      • MNC@ – Right with you on that one, I would enjoy little more in this world ATM than warming my fists up on this rancid little rich kid nancy boys sulky mardy toff face – although I strongly suspect this smarmy fker would enjoy something warmer and more viscous on his delicate little features, at one of “Big Boy Keith” Vaz’s “special parties”.
        And he can fuckoff with his pretend orders, they are not the law, there is no legal remit to enforce them and it is just another in a long line in fear tactics from a useless, bullying, intellectually and morally bankrupt “Government” which has completely lost the trust and respect of the public for their little plastic Hitler routine.
        It will be different when I’m in charge..

      • It could be worse Mis, we could be listening to Jonny Ashworth if Labour were running the show.

        All you say about Hancock you can triple for the snivelling little cunt Ashworth, his only good point was helping to flush his own party down the shitter in December 19 😂

      • Afternoon Sicky,
        Ashworth is in my top ten too!
        😀
        He has the same effect as Hancock on my blood pressure.
        Another who despite media training fucks up every interview.

  9. I am all for it, especially if it catches they ‘I am better than you because I am rich brigade’
    Fuck the cunts who are travelling around the world, if they have been to a red list country then fork out the £1750 for a two week stay in a hotel.

    Will anyone get 10 years, not a chance, but the threat of a custodial sentence will make people think twice about trying to hide where they have been.

  10. I don’t believe a single word any of them ever say anymore and never will again. And as far as wanksock is concerned, he is an outright mass murderer.

    There might be some OK backbenchers, but then they’re hardly getting the opportunity to shine through currently are they.

  11. This farce is an absolute disgrace and Matt Hancock is a fucking psychopath who is aaaht of control.
    If anybody thinks things will be normal this year, they are wrong we are in for more of last years bollocks. There will be a slight easing of the lockdown and we will be able to have a cider in a shitty pub garden whilst shouting across said garden to your mate, and then ‘There is a super, mutant Ninja turtle strain, we are concerned abaaaaht’ and ‘We are working on a new vaccine that will hopefully have the updated windows operating system in it’ and then Boris will be on the telly saying ‘You must stay at home’.
    What a pile of cunt…
    I am sick of this bollocks and as I am sure most people are, yet the farce continues.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • B&WC@ – Yep, yep and yep – the mood of the public is increasingly dark, angry and rebellious – and if these bastards don’t back off very seriously and very quickly I foresee very serious unrest, very soon.
      And the Government being brought down.

      • I’m up for causing some trouble VF, have’nt caused much trouble since I was younger…it’ll be good to loot a free telly and Mac Laptop all whilst socially distancing of course.

      • hope so – it’s the only way they will listen. I understand there is increasing back bench unrest. Let’s hope so. Otherwise, even I will be taking to the streets.

    • That’s one line I refuse to cross!
      Ill stand my ground even at gunpoint.
      But I will NEVER drink cider in a pub.
      Im not fuckin Wurzel Gummidge.

      • You bloody northeners MNC, try some Long Ashton press, Aspalls, or Orchard Pig on a nice summers day. Lovely and its one of your five a day…ooooh aaaaar.

      • BWC@
        I have my 5 a day via Starbursts (opal fruits to the older lads)
        I admit it can be refreshing but its a bit fizzy for me.
        Couldn’t drink more than a pint or two.

      • BWC@
        You ever had scrumpy?
        I got pissed up on it once in Glastonbury (town not the festival)
        It was as cloudy as Jess Philips bathwater!
        Must of been strong because I had a afternoon nap on Glastonbury Tor.

      • I think so MNC, I prefer the less fizzy one’s as well. Heron Valley Organic in Devon sell a nice one, bought some directly from a nice lady down there.

      • Cider is the finest of beverages.
        Aspall Suffolk Draught for me.

        Took me a good many years to get back into the old Cider though after sickening myself on numerous occasions as a teenager with the various White Lightening/Diamond White cheap nasty 2 litre bottle varieties.
        Horrendous.

  12. I am certain that no one will get a 10 year sentence.
    We live in the age of the sound bite; if it sounds good never mind how impractical or ludicrous it is.

  13. A bloke returns from one of the countries on the red list and starts to feel unwell so gets an appointment to see his doctor.

    Doctor says, “I’m afraid it’s not good news. You’ve tested positive for Red-19.”

    “What the fuck is red nineteen?”

    “It’s a new variant discovered in some of the countries on the list, and fatal in most cases. You should get your affairs in order and make your family aware.”

    Later that night his wife says, “In all the years we’ve been together you’ve never, ever, come to bingo with me. We don’t know how much time we have together now, please come with me.”

    Reluctantly he tags along and plays a few games, winning £100 for a line in the first game.
    In the second game he wins £1000 for a full house and finally plays in the national game and wins £50,000.

    The bingo caller gets him up on the stage and says, “I’ve been doing this for twenty years and I’ve never seen anything like that. You must be the luckiest man on earth.”

    He says, “Lucky, fucking lucky. I’ve got red nineteen.”

    Bingo caller says, “Did you hear that ladies and gentlemen, he’s only won the fucking raffle as well”….

  14. Matt “Rat a tat tat when’s my latest lockdown at” Hancock.

    Competent, decent, honest and an all round good egg.

  15. My bellend of a brother in law insists that the moment there is a relaxation of travel and quarantine rules, that he’s off to Spain or Portugal. Apparently because he deserves a holiday. He and his wife are, on paper at least, intelligent people. Yet totally devoid of any thought for others. And yes, he is and always has been a selfish cunt. Sadly these are the type of people this government has to try and discourage from globetrotting in the middle of a pandemic .
    Hancock is a cunt all the same, alongside the rest of this government for failing to act on international travel in the first place. And now we are fucked!

  16. There is no way the UK could lockdown its way aaaaht of this pandemic. The UK is a worldwide hub for business, travel and tourism, even if we shut the borders down for a year and then opened them (due to pressure on the government from the travel industries) it only takes one cunt to wander in with it and your’e back to square one. The only way to get this sorted aaaht is to vaccinate and keep vaccinating the vulnerable and older people and tell them to ‘sheild’ as much as possible and let the young get the fuck on with it. The definition of madness is repeating the same bollocks in the hope for a different result.

    • Couldn’t agree more, love the pragmatic solution. Only would say I think this has tipped the scales into the definition of bollocks being repeating the same madness.

  17. Do you lot realise I have to cancel my Jamaica, Italy and Ireland holiday plans this year? I am now going to have to go to fucking Devon or somewhere…
    Its the white mans fault.

  18. This is what happens when you give cunts power.
    He’s like a quasi-male version of Jo Swinson (he’s probably got tits like Swinson too!)
    Delusional, out of touch, moronic, low IQ, odious, Bellend of immense proportions.

    Having him in charge of the NHS and the health of the nation is like making Anders Brevik minister of diversity & inclusion.

    Utter fucking Cuntoid

  19. Good luck Matt Hancunt with trying to stop the Covid guests mixing in these hotels. Who is going to sit in a hotel room wanking and eating for 10 days? There will be many stories of mass gatherings of people, people getting pissed, fighting and fucking. I have no doubt some of the ‘security guards’ will gladly accept a financial tip to allow some debauched behaviour. I may apply for a job in one of these hotels…of course I wouldn’t allow any debauchery…unless I got £500.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  20. Is it law or just a Hancock pronouncement? We’re just going to have to live with it – and what is so bad about a virus where the average age of death is higher than the uk’s average life expectancy? Is it worth the destruction of the economy, suicides, effect on children’s mental health, losing a year’s education, etc., etc..

    • It is not law LC – just posturing and fear tactics from a Man who has lost all respect and credibility (if he had any in the first place of course)
      It increasingly smacks of desperation now, and reminds me of the last days of the Ceausescu/Saddam Hussein/Muamar Gadhafi regimes.

  21. Many thanks to the thick as pigshit moron in the supermarket my wife and I were in today for coming up to the checkout and standing about a foot behind us, and then placing a shopping divider about 3” behind our shopping whilst we were still unpacking, thereby not giving us adequate space.

    When I moved his divider back, no apology he just looked and gave me a strange look, then carried on talking with his thick as shit wife.

    Fucking arsehole.

    • Have you tried one of those in store card thingies that let you scan as you shop and then check out all by yourself? Tesco do one – its free. No more long queues and no more offloading from trolley to a conveyor belt to bags.

  22. I like to hand the shopping divider to the checkout girl and ask her how much it is because there’s no price on it….

  23. This is a bit silly. Hancock isn’t doing a great job but these measures for those flying in are long overdue.
    Lying about certain things that endanger public health in this country and will potentially cost billions to the economy is highly dangerous.

    You want to crackdown on immigrants from france yet not those from a country where a new variant of disease is known to be running rampant?

    Think it through.

  24. Hate him.Despise him.Waste of sperm.Liar.The SAGE and onion party are all liars.Locked room.Hand grenade.These tears are holding our economy to ransom.Johnson is finished.The Tory party are done.Selfish twats

    • Even though they’re cunts, they’re still better than the alternatives Labour, Lib Dems, Green. Given that they’re all terrible, who does that leave us to vote for in the next election?

  25. If justice prevails we will see him, Bojo, and many other global figures at Nuremberg. Assuming the public don’t exact their own justice beforehand.

    This whole thing is a fucking charade. I honestly can’t believe it has been a year now, and how so few have figured out that it is nothing more than fraud, a scam, with a sprinkling of geriatricide for good measure.

    There is no fucking virus. It’s statistical manipulation, propaganda, and outright fraud. Mortality is no different to any other year, influenza has vanished globally since March 20′ (LOL!), 99% of people recover from being ill as they always have done, and PCR is NOT A TEST FOR THE PRESENCE OF A VIRUS (at 40+ cycles it is meaningless).

    Fuck Hancock, and fuck all of joe public who are too pigshit stupid to put 2 and 2 together. You’ve had 365 days to spend a few precious hours investigating instead of sitting around with a thumb up your arse.

    The goalposts keep on moving, and will do so until they’ve finished destroying the old normal. It’s obvious what they’re up to folks.

    It’s just 3 weeks too…

    Idiots.

    • “If justice prevails we will see him, Bojo, and many other global figures at Nuremberg. Assuming the public don’t exact their own justice “
      Could you please post your professional qualifications.
      Can you please get a grip and stop posting such absurd crap.

      • At times, I think you and me Ruff are the only sane ones on this site and sometimes I’m not too sure about you!
        😅😅😅

      • Professional qualifications. The retort of a man who defaults his thinking to authority. Why? Do you think those three letter cunts are something special and you’re not? It’s not rocket science mate.

        Bill Gates has fuck all qualifications but he seems to be nosing his opinion in about coronavirus all the same. Do you have any idea how many billions he’s dished out to institutions, agencies, ‘professional persons’? What percentage of WHO funding comes from him?

        There’s plenty of professionals who have voiced their opinions since the start. But we don’t hear from them.

        Neil Ferguson is a professional person. An expert by all accounts. And look at his track record! Fucks sake mate, open your mind 😂

      • You are one they are many. I could give you my qualifications but obviously anyone with decent qualifications is incapable of independent thought.

      • Come on Bertie, you know everything Chunky says makes sense.

        The present Conservative government and all the opposition parties, plus all the other governments in the world, communist, fascist, religious dictatorships, democracies, etc etc, are working together in perfect harmony for the first time in history, plus the entire world medical profession (including our own DCI Gene Cunt) – they’ve all secretly got together and conspired to separate, isolate and control us gullible fools who aren’t in on the act (not Chunky though), for some ill defined nefarious purpose that necessitates the wrecking of their own economies.

        Who would have imagined the Johnson administration could be so competent!

        Thank God for the likes of Piers Corbyn, David Icke and Chunky.

      • You presuppose that a global conspiracy requires every person in the chain need be convinced or is directly involved. You also assume government incompetence and a conspiracy are mutually exclusive. You also evidently believe smart professionals can’t be snowed or misled, and that also you yourself would never fall for something like this.

        One word. Psychology.

        Our government being incompetent is a given. But every major power going in lockstep together? Get real mate.

      • @Big Chunky.

        Lockstep was an interesting choice of word to use.

        Have a look at operation Lockstep. Could be nonsense but have a read….

      • Nobody has all the answers to the pandemic, it’s just some who think they have.

    • Still yet to see a single dead body on the way to Tesco’s by the way. Still not caught a sniffle despite not wearing a mask and touching my face, not washing my hands, picking my nose, and rubbing my eyes.

      A fucking pandemic. Are you all actually mental? 😂 This is collective psychosis. The real epidemic is fear, ignorance, and being a spastic mask wearing cunt.

      Oh look, here comes the Bristol variant! Ahhhh!

      People really are fucking stupid. Turn off the TV, use your eyes and apply your brain for gods sake. Fucking embarrassing.

      • @TBCC…

        Now just throw in an angry, fist waving, “YOU’LL SEE, MARK MY WORDS”, And you have turned into the exact same person that you used to deride for that same sort of behaviour but on the opposite side of the argument, DCI Gene Hunt.

        Hilarious 😂

      • I’ve always been mad Miserable, I know I’ve been mad, like the most of us… very hard to explain why you’re mad, even if you’re not mad…

    • Can’t be made up. A bad year sees half a million to 550,00 deaths in England Wales. 2020 had 610,00.

  27. If you dozy cunts don’t want to catch the bollox chinky Flu, turn your fuckin tv’s off.
    You may then only catch the good ol’ fashioned common cold, or a bit of flu that millions used to catch up until last year, sadly a few old cunts cark from it, but hey, shit happens.

    For every cunt like Wanksock, we need a Thomas Mair

  28. Ladies and gentle-cunts! May I present to you one of a small number of special individuals that fall into the category of the”cunts cunt”!

  29. All this virus is a fuck load of shit…I’ve had it, it was confirmed, it was nothing.

    People need to wake up before there’s fuck all to wake up for.

    • They won’t, sadly Mc Spank, as the vast majority of pro-vax morons on this thread testifies to.

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