Letters in a Thousand Languages


Nowadays you don’t have to be following MSM in order to make your piss boil.

Just opening a simple letter today had my porridge coming out my ears.

The letter in question was from the NHS, inviting me to make an appointment for a COVID jab. No problem there. I might be an old cunt but I’m an old cunt always looking for ways of growing older. This is not what I’m cunting so anti-vaxxers piss off with comments about the vaccine – we’ve been through it all before.

No, the steam started rising whilst looking at the translation in 16 languages, translating the English web address into . . . .well, err, English!

Any cunt living in this country who can’t enter a web address and place a translator on it has no business being here (along with many others.)

What a fuckin waste of money. Every fuckin language under the sun even Tagalog –

What fuckin language is that?

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

(It’s an old link but we get the message – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16905491

33 thoughts on “Letters in a Thousand Languages

  1. Couldn’t agree, more, Bertie.
    My local medical centre now has a translator screen. It has French and German on there simply as a token gesture. Because every fucker knows that nobody French or German ever goes in there ever. But all other languages on there are from Middle Eastern, African, and Eastern Bloc shitholes. And, naturally, it’s infested with these cunts. But if these human leeches can’t speak English, they shouldn’t be getting English health care or anything else for that matter. In fact, the cunts shouldn’t even be here, the fucking locusts.

  2. What better way to encourage those not wishing to integrate into British society by having everything in English only?

    We make things far too easy for those not from this country to get free stuff. If they cannot understand the lingo they can go without.

    The only exception I would make would be for deportation orders.

    • The USA used to have ‘The Melting Pot’ – basically, learn English or fuck off. Now it is completely the other way round and seen as waycist not to promote every language you can think of.
      An excellent read is the autobiography of Ben Rich who headed the Skunk Works after Kelly Johnson. He had to meet California Labor Laws which added to costs as they had to get the skilled ,generally white person to check the work of the ethic minority workers they were forced to employ. A classic being Ben to.d to find a welder of Inuit extraction .
      A very entertaining read; Ben’s brother was a Hollywood gag writer and the talent shows in Ben’s book.
      PS It is Valentine’s Day tomorrow. I know the odd one of us is aware but I fear that it may come as a surprise to the majority.

      • Had to go to appeal to get our son into our local school despite living in catchment for 23 years at the time.

        Up against many Eastern European immigrants, most if not all had only recently come to the area and in the process of renting. All with translators, paid for by the local taxpayer of course.

        Local housing, local schools, hospitals and GP’s for local people who have waited in line and paid into the system for many years.

        Fuck Tony Blair and fuck the EU for putting the needs of those who do not belong here above the needs of British nationals.

  3. It’s just another invite to the Dinghy Party being held forever in the UK.
    Can’t speak English?
    Then pay for an interpreter.
    Or simply Fuck Off.

    • Cant speak the lingo?
      2fingers and fuck off is internationally recognised isnt it?
      I’ve seen our local council pay for two interpreters, new carpets, money on the leccy meters for 3rd world scum who had just arrived in the UK.
      The bottom of their pyjamas still wet from jumping off the dinghy.
      Turned my tripe.☹️

    • Speak English? We will tow you to the Netherlands; they speak better English than us thick buggers.

  4. The racist bastards….was there no cassette-tape explaining it in clicks and whistles for the Dark-Keys?….what a fucking disgrace.No wonder so many of the coloured comooonnniddddy are missing out on the jab….perhaps the Sooties could just be jabbed by a bushman armed with a blow-pipe as they leave the local fried-chiggun shop….that should get most of them.

  5. Don’t see the problem Bertie, the government tells us mass migration is good for the country and vaccines are great. If we are going to have mass migration some of them won’t be able to read English and won’t know where to get vaccine information without receiving information in their own language.

    We can’t pick and choose when the government are right or wrong purely on our on prejudice can we?

  6. I thought Tagalog was a shitty budget hotel chain the government were quarantining arrivals in. Next time some Labour party affiliated doctor is on the BBC bleating about lack of resources or budget cuts, this and countless other examples of waste is where the money gets spunked up the wall by the NHS.
    Good nom el Berto.

    • If you were to use the GP surgeries near me as a cross section of society, you’d think there were fewer than 50% English people in the area. Why do Pakîs, Ooga-Doogas, Chînks, or Dooshka-Booshkas become so ill? Do they suppose they’re at a Benefits Centre. My mum used to say that it was like the United Nations in GP waiting rooms but now it’s more like a Wôg and Chînk convention in Krakow.

      • Are the staff suitably diverse Cap Mags to reassure them that whitey isn’t trying to kill them off with misdiagnosed ailments or animal by-products in the annual flu jabs?

      • I met my one of my first girlfriends at an African language centre . . . . . . .
        We just clicked!

      • Liquors, the staff is made up of the ubiquitous, po-faced, miserable, 60-year-old harridans with bad teeth and cobwebbed vaginas.

  7. I hear the cunts are vaccinating the dinghy people before NHS staff. This cuntry is fucked.

  8. Everyone in the UK should be able to read, write and speak English as a first language. Anyone who has a problem with that can fuck off to whichever Country they came from and speak all the foreignese they want.
    I believe that covers it.

  9. Apparently Tagalog is a language used in the Philippines.
    This could conceivably come in useful for a hospital stay when chatting up a tasty young Philippino nurse.
    How do you say in Tagalog . . . “When are you going to wear that pair of black seamed stockings for your next night shift?”

    • I’ve been to Manila and, apart from witnessing some things that should never be witnessed most natives spoke Spanish, English, or Pilippiño.

  10. MNC@ – For a “reasonable contribution towards fuel costs and subsequent fumigation of the van” obviously – they need some of our taxpayers money removing from their pockets before they get drop kicked, er, I mean “assisted” out! 😃👍

  11. I may have mentioned this before but I watched a report on look north (Leeds) and I couldn’t believe what I was hearing/seeing.

    Banging on and on about the thick fucking P Stanley cunts not taking the jab which is one thing, spending shit loads of cash trying to persuade the cunts but the main reason this boiled my piss was the following.

    Well we are translating the messages into P Stanley lingo plus many others but it’s still a problem because not only can’t some of these thick cunts read English but they can’t even read their own lingo.

    For fuck sake, what are they doing here (other than breeding like flies)

    Cunts!

    • I’m sure that many of them are being told the UK will soon be a Moose limb country.
      And who could honestly dispute that?

      • Dispute it? I’d put money on it. Wait until those ‘in charge’ realise they won’t get a free pass from what’s to come.

  12. I can just imagine the French being asked to provide letters in any other language to french citizens but french.

    Save the trees, keep letters to the point and in English. Unless its to a native Welsh or Scots speaker.

  13. The language spoken here is English, not any other sub saharan or sub human language. So Fuck it all to hell.

  14. Not only letters.
    Street names in Londonabad in foreign typefaces. Brick Lane and the streets around “Chynnaa town”.
    Get to Fuck! *
    *copyright Jack the Cunter

    • Chinese do not integrate. That there is a Chinatown in every major city is evidence enough. They learn the language enough to take your coin and that’s it.
      Lots of dog thefts lately, it’s big news near me, though there isn’t much said about the perpetrators, as they come from a community that likes to travel so to speak. I’m wondering if the upsurge has little to do with the squalid cunts nicking them as training aids for their dog fighting business, rather that the Chinese population can’t all jump on a plane back to the hive for their fucking new year bollocks, and want a real taste of home with a meal of tortured dog.
      Cunts.

      • GJ@
        Think the rise in dog thefts is more linked to the massive increase in the price of dogs due to demand during lockdown.
        Someone asking about my dog said they are paying 6grand for a akita,
        And a Jack Russell or Staffie 2 grand!
        Used to be able to get a jack or staffie for free not long back!
        So,
        Chip your dogs if not already chipped.

  15. The welsh cunts don’t help, having signs in Welsh even though every fucker there speaks English, bunch of cunts.

  16. Arrivals in Oz, the bench with the immigrant cards has about 50 pockets, each one with the same card, in fifty fucking languages.

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