I have always been a social smoker, you know when your aaaaht and abaaaaaht getting pissed etc it’s nice having a cigarette or smoking a spliff when at home etc. I’ve always been able to stop quite easily and have proudly boasted to not being addicted to nicotine to all the 70 a day cunts.
Anyways I’ve been smoking up the weed lately with all the lockdown bollocks and nowhere being open for one to go and enjoy one’s self and chat up a lady etc. Not wanting to turn into some kind of permanently mashed cunt I’ve decided to stop the weed smoking, and I’ve not really bothered smoking many cigarettes.
It’s been a cunt, cunt and cunt. I’ve felt like killing some cunt yesterday and I’m fed up with bored cunt friends bothering me with endless WhatsApp shite to ‘laugh’ at, people phoning me with nothing to say, slow cunts on the road, Covid 19 bollocks everywhere and my girlfriend phoning me to go on abaaaaaht fucking Covid 19, eating takeaway,
days getting dark at 4pm, having to get aaaht of bed in the morning, thinking I’d rather have a wank rather than see my girlfriend, not much option of finding a new girlfriend with all this lockdown cuntishness, having weed, cigarettes and rizla staring at me and trying not to ‘skin up’,
spending half an hour trying to find something interesting to watch on Netflix or Amazon, and the list goes on.
Nevermind summer’s on the way and we might be able to meet a friend in the middle of some country field to say hello whilst wearing a Haz mat suit due to the new mutant strain that’s come aaaht of some shithole.
Not that I follow the rules but as you may have gathered I am pissed off and fed up.
Is there still a suicide pool on is a cunt? Someone nominate me.
Go fuck yourselves… and then go fuck yourselves.
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
A fag and a glass of brandy first thing set me up nicely for the day ahead.
Pull yourself together man.
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Jesus BWC like a Morrissey song or something.
Cheer the fuck up pal,
Everyone struggles giving up smoking, but after a day or two it gets easier.
I dont miss it, today my customer fuckin stunk of fags,
Like hed kipped in a ashtray or something,
Suppose I used to stink like that?
Not now!
Now I just smell of stale farts and chip lard.
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Cheers lads, I’ll try some rum in the morning UT. I know what you mean MNC, whenever me and my Mrs get pissed she nips aaaht for a cigarette and it stinks. It really is nice to give up smoking and I now limit my personal vices to nice coffee, a cocaine bender every few months, and having a drink from my well stocked bar. 👍🏽
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MNC@ – I gave up the gaspers a while ago, hard for a few days but worth the effort.
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Foxy@
About 3year for me.
Never go back.
Occasionally smell someone smoking an think
‘oh I could go a smoke’
But never do.
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just be careful not to tell a yank you like the feel of a fag in your mouth.
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B&WC, I’m on something called ‘HEETS’, a cross between tabs and vapes, nicotine hit only, I can’t abide the taste of standard baccy now, it’s atrocious.
Pull yourself out of that hammock and invoke the industrious white side of your genetics…..slob out on the sofa instead with pizza not chiggun.
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I hear you Cuntlestiltskin. I made some flapjacks the other day with plenty of hash in them…I ate a massive one and I was so fucked I had to go to bed. 😁 I now only eat a small bit and an hour or so later I’m nice and mellow. I love pizza…must be my part Italian genetics. 👍🏽
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When i smoked (for 26 years solid) I used to call everyone who hated smoking a cunt…..
Constant moaning tobacco police cunts I would say.
Now I’ve quit, I can see the non smokers point and I now hate every cunt who smokes more so and regard them as absolute cunts one and all.
Now it appears the only real cunt was me all along. Hypocritical cunt to say the least.
think I’ll go and fuck myself now………
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Great personal nom. – however at least your bird phones you up to have a go my Mrs just fucking nags me from the same fucking room. She is fucking omnipresent and there is no escape of a game of pool/snooker, football, golf, with the chaps. She don’t even go out so I can have a wank in peace.
Shall end up giving her a swipe soon and then I will be the Uber cunt of all times.
At least she might fuck off to her mums with a black eye so I can enjoy that wank without having to take the headphones into the bathroom.
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My wife is much the same. Luckily, she’s in hospital just now with women’s trouble. A broken jaw.
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I’m glad to say it’s been abaaaaaht a week or so with no smoking and I now look at all the smokers and think ‘they’ll be dead soon’. Some cunt organise a clap on the doorstep for me.
Go fuck yourselves. 😁
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B&WC@ – It can be a bit hard but whenever I got the urge (which is temporary) I would hop on the bike or go for a walk, it works well.
Stick with the quitting Sir – best thing you will ever do for your health, and having fresh fruit and veg available to eat always helps with the urge to snaffle things, keeps the weight down! 😃👍
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Cheers VF, I’m over the worst I reckon however I’m eating like a fucking horse. I need to get daaaahn the gym…oh I can’t as they are closed because of fucking Covid 19.
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Apparently if you chug on smokes then you have LESS chance of dying from the killer cough….how the fuck does that work?
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Probably lines your lungs with a protective layer of tar.
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I heard abaaaaaht that Spanky Mc Spank,
It was all over the news and now they are saying it’s wrong and it doesn’t prevent getting I’ll from Covid 19. They’ll probably turn round and say it does help again soon such is the bollocks we are told abaaaaaht fucking covid 19.
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This was reported early on during this shite. The press went out of their way to hush it up for fear of everyone taking it up. However while it true, a certain amount of protection is given. If you are unlucky enough to get it, you are three times more likely to die from it.
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Got a few hundred tobacco seeds for the allotment this year. Will cure them in the garage over winter and should be ready by next year. Fuck you mr. tax man. And I’m going to start a local fag bank for the needy (like food bank, but with baccy).
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Save a patch for some ‘herbal’ seeds LC. My mate Dave says business is booming and the demand for his indoor gardening produce is at an all time. He doesn’t give the tax man a penny.
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My greenhouse is under utilised at the moment. Nicely tucked away. However, we have a couple of covid grasses locally, so need to keep them away.
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Include me in, m’Lord. Been smoking since I was twelve, sixty-nine years ago, and don’t intend to stop. Fuck ’em all.
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I smoked cigarettes from the age of 14 until 50 then, under threat from Mrs Frenulum, I smoked cigars, as she said they were not as bad as fags. The problem was I inhaled them too, so not the best of ideas. Eventually I gave up totally, without nicotine patches, pills or chewing gum. It was not great for a few days but the craving got less as time wore on. I never think of smoking now, except when I pass some cunt puffing away in the street and smell the tobacco smoke. I think “I used to be a smelly cunt like that”. I’m also about £100 a week better off, so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Stick in BAWC, you’ll get there eventually, and if you do make it, no new girlfriend’s arse will smell of tobacco.
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I had a partner who gave up drinking and had the most horrible withdrawal….I wonder if smoking is the same…not just craving but shakes and imaginary demons and shit like that. It was hell.
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Not sure I understand this cunting, B&WC.
You say: “I’ve always been able to stop quite easily and have proudly boasted to not being addicted to nicotine…” So what’s the problem?
I stopped smoking 38 years ago and it was FAR from easy. Took about 2 weeks for the nicotine withdrawal symptoms to go away – that was the easy bit – but it took over a year for the far harder psychological aspects to subside.
Either way, stopping smoking was probably the best thing I’ve ever done. Aside from the massive health benefits, I calculated a few years ago that I’d saved approximately £75,000, probably nearer 80 today.
Good luck, assuming you’re determined to see it through. You’ll thank yourself when you’re old and wretched like me.
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I meant it was harder than before RTCP. Thing is I’ll still have the odd spliff now and again and when or if they ever open the fucking pubs I’ll have a cigarette, but it’s nice to stop smoking everyday. I knew it was wrong when I wanted a spliff on the morning and to watch films all day.
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I never really found tobacco to be difficult to stop. Weed yes, because psychologically that was my escape from all the horseshit.
Though having a parent who smokes, slowly but surely get worse and worse over the years.. when you hear the cough, see the teeth.. yeah, enough said. Fuck tobacco.
Wouldn’t need it in the first place if this world wasn’t such a shitheap of bullshit.
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Exactly that TBCC, it was the weed that I struggled with and I don’t think I have ever been ‘addicted’ to tobacco. I also think all this mad skunk doesn’t help either as it’s bred for strength and not balanced. I prefer a nice bit of old school Jamaican style weed or a bit of Moroccan hash.
Bollocks I want a spliff again.
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Top-Tip: cut out the tobacco and make cakes with it instead.
Or eat it raw, which is what I often did. I don’t partake in anything anymore.
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Definitely BWC. The beginning of the end of weed for me was when I realized I wasn’t prepared to gamble my health any more.. I came across sprayed weed that was more plastic than weed. I heard stories about what cunts were spraying it with too. There’s sick fucks out there. Couldn’t gamble growing it either, so that was that.
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Yep I had some of that TBCC, five spliffs worth weighed an ounce. I reckon it was those eastern europeans. Proper cuntish behaviour.
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Compared to stopping smoking, giving up cannabis was a walk in the park. After almost daily usage I experienced virtually no withdrawal symptoms, and it was less of a wrench psychologically than expected.
Caffeine withdrawal was unexpectedly bad, especially the prolonged pounding headaches. Took fucking weeks too.
Alcohol was a cunt too.
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Sounds like the real problem is the Covid bullshit that keeps BWC from living life. I am blessed to live in the best country in the world where the govna doesn’t lock down. Texas. Yup! That’s right y’all!
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Howdy Meat Curtains, I was wondering if you understand what I’m on abaaaaaht when I write things like aaaht and abaaaaaht and I know naffink abaaaaaht it? Anyways welcome to is a cunt if you’re new and go fuck yourself. 😁
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So you’re back, B&W. Where’ve you been, attending a felching seminar? I gave up smoking over forty years ago, it was necessary and it wasn’t that difficult.
I’m willing to fuck your girlfriend and give you the opportunity to have a wank. The change will do us both good.
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Afternoon Allan, I’m always abaaaaht but I sometimes drift in and aaaaht. As for my girlfriend she’ll soon be single again, I’ll leave it to one of my next cuntings to explain. 😁
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I was more of a social smoker back in the 70’s & 80’s. Or to put it more accurately , I was a cigaret ponce , I would smoke other peoples fags in Pubs etc.
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Fuck me all this talk of crafty joints and watching films all day has pushed my cravings over the edge. Just phoned the local delivery man and tomorrow shall spend the day watching Wesley Snipes and JC van dam waste some MF.
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I was a smoker of ciggies and weed. One day a mate said to me “Piece o’piss giving up, I’m always doing it.”
That’s why when you do it, it has to be for good or it also becomes a giving up habit.
I’m 72 next month and even though I jacked in about 20 years ago I still have a tight chest out walking whereas my oppos who’ve never smoked don’t. That why I regret smoking. They just breeze along uphill, cold weather no bother. I fucking hate that. So if you’re gonna do it then please do. You can look back as your bouncing along at 70+ and say “That cunt was right.”
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Fucking mard arse 😂😂😂
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I tried it, didn’t like it. My aunty smoked cigarettes all the time when I was a young child. Dog rest her soul.
My habit is sweet things. I don’t just mean the lovely members and admins of this beloved website. 🙂
But also cakes and chocolate and sweeties and fizzy drinks.
Dog bless you, B&WC. I hope you sort things aaahhht. 🙂
Same goes for other fellow members with the smoking.
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I smoke like a chimney,enjoy every one and have no intention of giving up.
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Doctor: “Do you smoke?”
Patient: “Yes. But only after sex. Those friction burns don’t half hurt!”
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Fair play to you DF, to be honest I do enjoy the odd spliff at home and when aaaht drinking you have to smoke in my opinion. You be alright with all that fresh north east air blowing over your vast estate. Here in London your fucked whether you smoke or not such is the pollution. I think I’ll nip back to my outskirts of Bristol flat. 😁
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I smoked weed since a teen through my 20s, and gave it up no problem.
Hardest bit was mates mithering who didn’t want me to stop, fuck them.
But giving up tobacco was a lot harder.
One of the best things I ever did.
If I could stop knicker sniffing and shooting up smack id be perfect.
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I’m literally a chimney smoker. I sit by the inglenook which has a massive chimney canopy and waft the smoke up there.
Everybody dies anyway.
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Wake up. Cigar and a glass of Champagne with breakfast in bed. Smoking and drinking whiskey and water all day until dinner. Champagne and Brandy. Thats what it took to defeat the actual Nazis. Gawd bless im.
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Champagne?
Your not that bloke off the monopoly box in a top hat are you smug?
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You should try it. One glass of Bollinger per man per day.
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Tried it, ages ago.
Not for me mate.
Strictly ale.
But if it does the trick then keep at it.
Smug, your a cockney aren’t you?
Alf Garnett never drank champers of a morning!!😀
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That was Churchill, was it? How he lasted to 60ish is amazing.
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Remember when about 9 years old at school, into the classroom walked a man wearing amongst other things a white apron, pushing a trolley covering two large glass jars, covered by a white sheet.
In the first glass jar was a human lung. In the second was the lung of a smoker. Almost black and fucking disgusting.
The shock tactic certainly worked with me, never had a cigarette in my life.
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I think I’m going to start smoking.
As I’ve got older, my eye sight has changed and not for the better. People who smoke must have brilliant eye sight though. They can see all those little signs by the side of the road which say “The road is your personal fucking ashtray”.
Cunts.
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Been a smoker for 32 years and only once did I try to give up.
It lasted a day before everyone begged me to start again.
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@B&WC
Here’s something that might take your mind off it for a bit:
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You’re welcome by the way.
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Incidentally never smoked anything. Never wanted to.
Closest I got was those candy cigarettes back in the 1980s.
Anyway, off to buy some polish for this halo I’ve got above my head.
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Fucking hell Harold Steptoe,
I gave up tonguing ladies arseholes last year but she would definitely bring aaaht my debauched side.
She’s is definitely wifey material. 👍🏽
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Well as you’ve given up doing that this year, I suppose I’ll just have to do it on your behalf haha. It would only be right after all. Can’t let the good lady down.
Chance would be a fine thing…
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For loads of ‘recreationals’ up until my early mid 30s. Thought I was being bug and clever. Truth is, it was holding me back. Best thing I ever did was just fucking it all off.
The green herb can send you mental. I have an old mate who now can’t get a job due to his paranoia. Won’t even open his curtains. It’s proper fucked him up. Made me a lazy cunt for a while (but I was never really into it for long). Some people function better than others, but unless you’re an avant garde musician or artist, I don’t see how they can benefit anyone.
Gave up the fags too. Not easy I just did cold turkey. Now, 7 years on, the smell of cigarettes is something I find horrible.
Drugs are bad and they really are for losers. I thought people saying that were ‘squares’ who didn’t ‘get it’. They were right all along. Knock that shit on the head. Best thing I ever did.
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‘Did loads of recreationals’
Fucking phone is on crack, sorry
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Don’t bother giving up smoking, unless the expense is the issue.
If the fags don’t kill you something else most certainly will.
I’ve been smoking for the neck-end of 70 years now, and I’m well into my eighties.
I’m not proud or boastful of the matter, – but it just goes to illustrate that smoking isn’t the guaranteed death warrant, as the medical profession so often portray it to be.
Yes, I have more lines on my face than the Mappa Mundi, and a set of teeth resembling a burnt out village, but i’m still breathing ok.
Giving up smoking is definitely a cunt, along with all the faux triumphant willpower rhetoric peddled by our beloved NHS, (or No Hope Service), as I refer to it.
How I long for a drag on a Churchman’s No1,
or a Capstan Full strength, – proper fags.
If you want to smoke, – smoke.
Don’t worry about what anybody else thinks.
It’s your body at the end of the day, and you reserve the right to abuse it!
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