Dead Pool [200]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun)who correctly predicted the demise of NFL coach and player Marty Schottenheimer who passed away yesterday aged 77 from Alzheimers Complications.Despite a unremarkable career as a player Schottenheimer became a hugely successful NFL coach for 21 years coaching the Kansas City Chiefs,The Washington Redskins and The Cleveland Browns.Securing over 200 all time wins Schottenheimer was the coach with the most wins never to win an NFL championship.He helped me win Dead Pool 199 so he went out a winner in the end

On to Dead Pool 200.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
David Gulpilil
Dai Davies
Paddy Doherty
Paul Canoville

I will start drafting a list of each of the 200 pools when we have a winner for this one.

72 thoughts on “Dead Pool [200]”

  6. Great, my Paul Canoville has been nicked again. Thieving pikeys.
    Slick Woods
    June Brown
    Tom Parker ,(The Wanted)
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Angela Lansbury

    • Change Shane McGowan to John Williams (composer)
      He’s just turned 89, so the fucker is on borrowed time.

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck although I’ve never heard of this “famous” person.

  13. Glynis Johns
    Ted Dexter
    John Hemingway
    Henry Kissinger
    Bernie Ecclestone

    Good darts again Shaun

  15. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Shannon.

      • That’ll teach you to linger on tonging you birds bumhole B&W, while Greavsie was pilfered.

      • I thought I had a bit of time LL as Freddie was with one of his big arse black women. I’ll be quicker next time.

  25. Michael Aspel
    Frank Ifield
    Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
    Roger Corman
    Robert Wagner

    Can’t keep up with all this carking!!

  26. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Congrats again Shaun. Remind me to never ever piss you off in any way whatsoever…😁

  27. We’ve reached the point where there are fewer cunts alive than cunters.
    This had to happen!

    • Well Bertie, we will just have to start nominating the cunters then. Any underlying health conditions I should be aware of?

  28. Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Brian De Palma
    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney

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