Dead Pool [200]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun)who correctly predicted the demise of NFL coach and player Marty Schottenheimer who passed away yesterday aged 77 from Alzheimers Complications.Despite a unremarkable career as a player Schottenheimer became a hugely successful NFL coach for 21 years coaching the Kansas City Chiefs,The Washington Redskins and The Cleveland Browns.Securing over 200 all time wins Schottenheimer was the coach with the most wins never to win an NFL championship.He helped me win Dead Pool 199 so he went out a winner in the end

On to Dead Pool 200.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
David Gulpilil
Dai Davies
Paddy Doherty
Paul Canoville

I will start drafting a list of each of the 200 pools when we have a winner for this one.

72 thoughts on “Dead Pool [200]”

    • George Shultz might have been a one hit wonder Dickie!.
      It remains to be seen.
      😅

      • Can’t win ’em all, Bertie. A single entry on the DP honours board will do for me.

  3. Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter (Jimmy’s wife)
    Walter Mondale
    Sonny Barger
    Norman Lloyd

  4. I didn’t know Paul Canovile was ill until I noticed Shaun had nominated him for the death pool. When he goes watch the BBC turn him into Martin Luther King

  5. Vernon Wells (Wez from Mad Max)
    Buzz Aldrin
    Franco Nero
    Norman Tebbitt
    C. J. de Mooi

    • I’ve got a theory that Shaun somehow tricks his nominees into watching that vhs tape out of “The Ring”

      “…seven days”

  6. Another one bites the dust, Shaun.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Patsy King
    Anna Karen
    Johnny Briggs

    • Up tick deserved, Dick, for finding Chun (martial arts teacher & bit part actor in various chopsocky films) and Pinet (Froggie Concorde test pilot). So obscure they could have been Shaun’s noms😁

  11. William “The Shat” Shatner
    Russ Tamblyn
    John Carpenter
    Dean Stockwell
    Angie Dickinson

  13. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  14. Lionel Bair
    Russell Grant
    Tom baker
    Leslie Phillips
    Michael Parkinson

  17. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl

  18. Good arrow sir

    Richard O’Sullivan
    Harry Roberts
    Bobby Charlton
    Lawrie McMenemy
    Shirley Jones

  19. Patricia Krenwinkle.
    Bill Wyman.
    Timothy West.
    Yasmine Alibhai-Brown.
    Jane Fonda.

    I see 2 regulars I normally nominate are gone…..but I won’t cry.

  20. Vigdís Finnbogadóttir
    Sultan bin Muhammad Al-Qasimi
    David MaCallum
    G Gordon Liddy
    Alejandro Jodorowski

  21. Well done again Shaun.
    ______________
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    Billy Dee Williams (Lando)

  23. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

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