Dead Pool [197]

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Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of Emmy Tony SAG BAFTA and Oscar-winning Acor Christopher Plummer. Plummer was 91 and despite a distinguished 75-year career will always be synonymous with his role of Captain Von Trop in the Sound of Music.

On to Deadpool 197.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Armen Sarksyan
Ron Wright (US representative)
David Gulpilil
Leo Spinks

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [197]”

  1. Benjamin Ferencz
    Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary

    Nice work King Cunt.

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck KC. Plummer was a classy actor. My favourite was Inside Man, a cracking film.

  15. In there, King Cunt

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Patsy King
    Anna Karen
    Johnny ‘Deidre Loves Me’ Briggs

  16. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Stan Bowles
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  17. Bob Dole
    Murray Walker
    June Brown
    Leslie Phillips
    Prince Philip range Rover driver extraordinaire

  18. Norman Lloyd
    Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter (Jimmy’s wife)
    Glynis John
    Walter Mondale

  23. When DP 200 rolls around can we have a list of winners from most to least? I have a feeling that a certain individual who shall remain nameless will be way out in front.

    • Did a list for the 100 a while back will try and do the same.Depends how I am feeling though.Broke my shoulder in a motorbike crash last Sunday so drugged up pretty heavily.

      • Deadpool 1: Amy Winehouse (14th September 1983-23rd July 2011) (27) picked by .243 win
        Deadpool 2: Colonel Muammar Gaddafi (c 1942-20th October 2011) (69) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 3:Abdelbaset al-Megrahi (1st April 1952-20th May 2012) (60) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 4:Clive Dunn (9th January 1920-6th November 2012) (92) Picked by Ollie Burton`s Granddad
        Deadpool 5:Nelson Mandela (18th July 1918-5th December 2013)(95)Picked by Ollie Burton`s Granddad
        Deadpool 6:Ronnie Biggs (8th August 1929-18th December 2013) (84) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 7:Ariel Sharon (26th February 1928-11th January 2014) (85) Picked by All Seeing Eye
        Deadpool 8:Jimmy Ellis (15th March 1931-8th March 2014) (82) Picked by Dan
        Deadpool 9:Mickey Rooney (23rd September 1920-6th April 2014) (93)Picked by Fred West
        Deadpool 10:Bill Ash (30th November 1917-26th April 2014) (96)Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
        Deadpool 11:Chapman Pincher (29th March 1914-5th August 2014) (100) picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 12: Richard Attenborough (29th August 1923-24th August 2014)(90)Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
        Deadpool 13:Joan Rivers (8th June 1933-4th September 2014) (81) Picked by King Cunt
        Deadpool 14:Gough Whitlam (11th July 1916-21st October 2014)(98) picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 15:Jeremy Thorpe (29th April 1929-4th December 2014) (85) picked by the Grim Cunter
        Deadpool 16:Leonard Nimoy (26th March 1931-27th February 2015)(83) picked by Cunt O`MaCunto
        Deadpool 17:Sam Simon (6th June 1955-8th March 2015) (59) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 18:B.B King (16th September 1925-14th May 2015) (89) picked by Lez
        Deadpool 19:Christopher Lee (27th May 1922-7th June 2015) (93) picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
        Deadpool 20:Peter O`Sullevan (3rd March 1918-29th July 2015)(97) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 21:George Cole (April 22nd 1925-5th August 2015)(90) Picked by Entopy
        Deadpool 22:Stephen Lewis (17th December 1926 -12th August 2015) (88) Picked by Norman
        Deadpool 23:Denis Healey (30th August 1917-3rd October 2015) (98) Picked by Fred West
        Deadpool 24:Maureen O`Hara (17th August 1920 – 24th October 2015) (95) Picked by Norman
        Deadpool 25:Al Molinaro (24th June 1919-30th October 2015) (96) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 26:Helmut Schmidt (23rd December 1918-10th November 2015) (96) Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
        Deadpool 27:Patricia Brooker (1935-16th December 2015)(80) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
        Deadpool 28:Greville Janner (11th July 1928-19th December 2015)(87) picked by Guardian Hater
        Deadpool 29:Pavel Srnicek (10th March 1968-29th December 2015 )(47) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
        Deadpool 30:Douglas Slocombe (10th February 1913-22nd February 2016)(103) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 31 Martin Crowe(22nd September 1962-3rd March 2016)(53)Picked by Richard Debo Debson
        Deadpool 32 Nancy Reagan (6th July 1921-6th March 2016) (94) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
        Deadpool 33:George Martin (3rd January 1926-8th March 2016) (90) Picked by Fred West
        Deadpool 34:Cliff Michelmore(11th December 1919-17th March 2016)(96) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
        Deadpool 35:Muhammad Ali (17th January 1942-3rd June 2016)(74) Picked by All Seeing Eye
        Deadpool 36:Joao Havelange (8th May 1916-16th August 2016) (100) Picked by Cunt O`MaCunto
        Deadpool 37:Brian Rix (27th January 1924-20th August 2016)(92) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 38:Gene Wilder (11th June 1933-29th August 2016) (83) Picked by JR Cuntley
        Deadpool:39:Arnold Palmer (10th September 1929-25th September 2016)(87)Picked by Rebel Without a Cunt!
        Deadpool 40:Shimon Peres(2nd August 1923-28th September 2016) (93) Picked by King Cunt
        Deadppol 41:Prince Mikasa (2nd December 1915-27th October 2016) (100) Picked by Uncle Dickie
        Deadpool 42:Robert Vaughn (22nd November 1932-11th November 2016) (83) Picked by JR Cuntley
        Deadpool 43:Fidel Castro (13th August 1926-25th November 2016) (90) Picked by King Cunt
        Deadpool 44:Peter Vaughan (4th April 1923-6th December 2016) (93) Picked by Uncle Dickie
        Deadpool 45:Zsa Zsa Gabor (6th February 1917-18th December 2016)(99) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 46:George Michael and Liz Smith (Draw) (25th June 1963-25th December 2016 and 11th December 1921-24th December 2016)(53 and 95) Picked by Mr Blobby Blobby and Fred West
        Deadpool 47:Peter Sarstedt (10th December 1941-8th January 2017)(75) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
        Deadpool 48:Clare Hollingworth (10th October 1911-10th January 2017)(105) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 49:Jimmy Snuka (18th May 1943-15th January 2017)(73) Picked by Prime Minister Sinister
        Deadpool 50:Gorden Kaye(7th April 1941-23rdJanuary 2017) (75) Picked by King and Cuntry
        Deadpool 51:John Hurt (22nd January 1940-25th January 1940) (77) Picked by Fred West
        Deadpool 52:Steve Hewlett (8th August 1958-20th February 2017) (58) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 53:Chuck Berry (18th October 1926-18th March 2017) (90) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
        Deadpool 54:David Rockefeller (June 12th 1915-20th March 2017(101) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 55:Brian Matthew (17th September 1928-8th April 2017) (88)Picked by The Bournemouth Red
        Deadpool 56:Geoffrey Bayldon (January 7th 1924-10th May 2017)(93) Picked by Norman
        Deadpool 57:Ian Brady (2nd January 1938-15th May 2017) (79) Picked by Sheriff of Cuntingham
        Deadpool 58:Gregg Allman ( 8th December 1947 -27th May 2017) (69) Picked by Dick Fiddler
        Deadpool 59:John Noakes (6th March 1934-28th May 2017) (83) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
        Deadpool 60:Peter Sallis (1st February 1921-2nd June 2017) (96) picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 61:Adam West (19th September 1928-9th June 2017)(88) Picked by Black and White Cunt
        Deadpool 62:Chuck Blazer (26th April 1945-12th July 2017) (72) Picked by Cunt`s Mate cunt
        Deadpool 63:Liu Xiaobo (28th December 1955-13th July 2017)(61) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 64:George A Romero (4th February 1940-16th July 2017)(77) Picked by Mr Bastard
        Deadpool 65:Charlie Gard (4th August 2016-28th July 2017) (11months) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 66:Glen Campbell (22nd April 1936-8th August 2017) (81) picked by Fred West
        Deadpool 67:Susanne Cameron -Blackie (c 1949-18th August 2017)(68) picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 68:Younes Abouyaaqoub (c 1995-21st August 2017)(22) Picked by Vermin Cunt Spotter
        Deadpool 69:Liz Dawn (8th November 1939-25th September 2017) (77) picked by Fred West
        Deadpool 70:Tony Booth (9th October 1931-25th September 2017) (85) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 71:Hugh Hefner (9th April 1926-27th Setember 2017) (91) Picked by Norman
        Deadpool 72:Fats Domino (26th February 1928-24th October 2017) (89) Picked by `Er Indoors
        Deadpool 73:Charles Manson (12th November 1934-19th November 2017) (83) Picked by Gutstick Japseye
        Deadpool 74:Rodney Bewes (27th November 1937-21st November 2017) (79) Picked by Mr Bastard
        Deadpool 75:David Cassisdy (12th April 1950-21st November 2017) (67) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 76:King Michael of Romania (25th October 1921-5th December 2017) (96) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 77:Johnny Hallyday (15th June 1943-5th Decemeber 2017) (74) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 78:Keith Chegwin (17th January 1957-11th December 2017)(60) Picked by Ram it Home Ginger Rogers
        Deadpool 79:Jimmy Armfield(21st September 1935-22nd January 2018)(82)Picked by The Bournemouth Red
        Deadpool 80:Mark E Smith (5th March 1957-24th January 2018) (60) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 81:Liam Miller (13th February 1981-9th February 2018) (36) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 82:Dobri Dobrev (20th July 1914-13th February 2018) (103) picked by Dick Byrne
        Deadpool 83:Morgan Tsvangirai (10th March 1952-14th February 2018)(65) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 84:Billy Graham (7th November 1918-21st February 2018) (99) Picked by Dioclese
        Deadpool 85:Ken Dodd (8th November 1927-11th March 2018) (90) Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
        Deadpool 86:Stephen Hawking (8th January 1942-14th March 2018) (76) Picked by Proper Cunt
        Deadpool 87:Jim Bowen (20th August 1937-14th March 2018) (80) picked by Basement Bob
        Deadpool 88:Katie Boyle (29th May 1926 -20th March 2018)(91) Picked by Boris the Boilsucker
        Deadpool 89:Bill Maynard (8th October 1928-30th March 2018)(89) Boris the Boilsucker
        Deadpool 90:Ray Wilkins (14th September 1956-4th April 2018) Er Indoors
        Deadpool 91:Tessa Jowell (17th September 1947-12th May 2018)(70) JR Cuntley
        Deadpool 92:John Bain (8th July 1984-24th May 2018) (33) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 93: Teddy Johnson (4th September 1919-6th June 2018)(98) picked by Boris the Boilsucker
        Deadpool 94:Jon Hiseman (21st June 1944-12th June 2018) (73) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 95:Leslie Grantham (30th April 1947-15th June 2018) (71) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 96:Charles Krauthammer (13th March 1950-21st June 2018) (68) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 97:Joe Jackson (26th July 1928-27th June 2018) (89) picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 98:Matt Cappotelli (12th November 1979-29th June 2018) (38) Picked by Shaun
        Deadpool 99:Peter Firmin (11th December 1928-1st July 2018) (89) picked by Pedantic Cunt
        Deadpool 100:Steve Ditko (2nd November 1927-c29th June 2018)(90) picked by Prime Minister Sinister

        That was the list for the first 100

      • Spot of road rash. Did the same thing a few years back, hit a patch of diesel at speed on a dual carriageway roundabout and managed to swivel my noggin out the way so slid shoulder first into a high drainage curb instead. From my shoulder to my wrist it looked like I’d had a sleeve tattoo 😂

        Chin up, eh.

  24. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Back of the net KC…

  25. Well done KC. Christopher Plummer was a great actor. Love ‘The Sound of Music’.

    Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma
    Khaled Mashal
    Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

  27. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    James Newell Osterberg
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, King Cunt.

  28. Katie Price
    Ghislaine Maxwell
    Lily Allen
    Greta Thunberg
    Some rapper none of us have heard of.

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