The Pembrokeshire Murders

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Being out in Rhodesia away from my native Pembrokeshire I often used to miss out on the local news and gossip, but these crimes actually made headlines further afield than Manorbier Golf course, when Rosemarket’s finest decided to go around burgling the locality, and had no qualms about eliminating any fucker who got in his way.

The old cunt should of got the rope (or shotgun blast to the face for poetic justice), but no, ITV have decided to glorify the killing spree of this cunt in a 3 part drama that appears to be also a multi coloured shit show of dar quay detectives (which I can assure you cunters most definitely don’t exist in Pembrokeshire) and ego stroked cunts who managed to catch a man who was blatantly guilty and just needed the last bit of DNA for the sealed conviction.

So far the chief constable (a dar quay of course) has given permission for the review, with interspersed scenes of John “I’m not a murderer” Cooper playing fucking darts and moping around cell.

I hope the thing gets more interesting, I wonder if they dramatise the part of him getting arrested up in Letterston, that footage makes me laugh like fuck, anyway I know the ending, sentenced to life of 3 square meals and sky tv, not much justice for his victims there,

What a cunt ITV is for glorifying him, cunts!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11649104/reference

34 thoughts on “The Pembrokeshire Murders”

  1. All I remember about Manor Park is, and there are polaroids attesting to this, we were dragged there as a family when I was about 3, and I went on some shitty ladybird merry-go-round thing. Penscynor it wasn’t.

  2. Watched it, read up on the story and watched the documentary with the real life cops in it. Found it fascinating.
    Bit of a fuck up with the original investigation but DNA evidence and detective work prevailed.

      • The one episode where, instead of a caravan, speedboat or small car, Bully’s Special prize was a complete, leatherbound set of Encyclopedia Brittannica.
        Seeing the jaws drop on the winning contestants was priceless, and not even a packet of crayons included.

        “Your charity money’s safe.”

  3. Many a happy summer spent in Lawrenny with the kids. Program didn’t do any favours for the incredible scenery and beaches. Probably a good thing as it keeps the plebs away. Dead right about lack of darkies.

  4. Yeah I am going to copy and paste, trying to wake you cunters up:

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/953502/NOIDS-weekly-report-week2-2021.pdf

    You need to scroll down to near the bottom by the way.

    With about 300 active cases in the first two weeks of 2021, and a scientifically and medically factual 99% survival rate, plus the average death age being 82 whereas the current life expectancy is 81, I will not be letting an unknown list of ingredients puncture my arm anytime soon, but that’s just me.

    • You may not have to worry about getting your arm punctured any time soon, in any case. Our “friends” (AKA “total and utter (unts”) in the EU have thoughtfully decided to block vaccine supplies to the UK.

    • It’s the second time, and yes I know, it fucks the page up for some reason.

      • I’m with you on most of it, I don’t want the jab either. However if it’s nothing to do with the nom it’s annoying and just distracts from the nom which in turn means the cunter who took the time and effort to write the nom may as well not of bothered.

        We are all grown ups on here and I’m sure people are doing their own research and will make decisions based upon it.

        We need as many different people nominating as many cunts and subjects as possible to keep the site fresh, let’s not put people off eh?

    • I am having my vaccination at 8.30 Saturday morning. They gave me a choice of 4 ten minute time blocks so I took the earliest as I want it done as soon as possible.

      I received this from my currency brokers this morning, so an entirely non-political piece just saying what things are at the moment.

      “The UK’s lead in the vaccination race is particularly noticeable against EU states where a list of problems mean the bloc will unlikely achieve vaccine-induced herd immunity in 2021 at current rates. In fact, some estimates show Germany might only reach herd immunity in 2024 and France in 2023 at current rates, although the pace is expected to accelerate once more vaccines come online. Friday should see the bloc receive a timely boost as the AstraZeneca jab is being touted for approval, even though delays in the company’s supply schedule have caused a great deal of concern to member states”.

      I enjoyed The Pembrokeshire Murders. A great shame they didn’t have enough evidence to pin it on Cooper in the 1st place. they should have had Tankie Challoner on the case.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Challenor

  5. Being Legally Licence Free I’m happy to say that I haven’t seen this ,doubtless over dramatised and historically incorrectly peopled pile of wank I have no further discourse to partake in.

    WUTARWACIA, may I respectfully suggest you place your data in the Covid19/Agenda21 thread?
    I find the links you post very informative as well as prescient and feel that they should be amassed under 1 banner for easier access rather than seemingly random noms.

  6. Based on a true story.
    But:
    The lead detective wasnt Welsh. He was English.
    The second in command was a Welsh man not a black woman.
    A jury at Haverfordwest unlikely to have 2 black members.

    Fucking hokum to fit an agenda.

  7. This must be one of the last stretches of the U.K. coastline to be filmed so it had to happen. I enjoyed the dramatisation but surely that shithole ‘temporary out of the way police station’ was pure dramatic fabrication?!

  8. I started exploring pembrokeshire on the motorbike before we were all put under house arrest, and I can’t wait to get back on the bike and do some more. Such a shame they sent the fucking dinghy raiders (cockleshell zeros) down there to fuck the place up. They had a protest last week, walking through the town, big gathering, no social distancing, and plod did fuck all.

  9. Nowadays not all TV is crap.
    Last night I watched a documentary about beavers and it was the best dam program I’ve ever seen….

  10. I refuse to watch anything with Inserted For The Sake of Wokery Bleks in it.
    I find it has an unsettling effect on my blood pressure.
    Which is probably why they keep doing it.
    The CUNTS.

  11. I do not think it glorified him at all, made him to be the evil cunt he is. As for Bullseye……. remember 2 Irish lads winning everything and then being greedy and lost the fucking lot going for the star prize. Cunts!! Shit show had to watch it waiting for the pubs to open.

  12. I enjoyed the series. The lead actor was good as he was as “mastermind’ Bruce Reynolds in The Great Train Robbers but why didn’t he keep his London accent as the real cop was English?

    Does make you wonder how ANY crime got solved before DNA and CCTV though.

    • Thanks for clearing that up Lord. I knew Id seen him before. That Great Train Robbery drama was superb. Jim Broadbent always a sign of quality. Class act.

  13. Captain Q – Great nom that took me back in time with all the places you mention, having honeymooned and spent many holidays there.
    I can confidently confirm the lack of dark keys in the area – almost as few as Welsh people in S Pembs!
    😀

    • Bertie, the lack of dark keys has been rectified courtesy of an old army camp. Now housing vermin. However, they are being moved out as British and possibly German (from the old tank range) soldier’s accommodation infringes their yewman rights.

      • Cuntstable – I think they should relocate them to the live Castlemartin army range!
        £5 a day and all the shells you can eat.
        😀

      • When one of the asylum seekers, all of which are 18-35, was interviewed by the BBC he complained, some of them are sleeping 6 to 8 to large room, there are only two working washing machines for around 150 people, if they want a shower it is in shower blocks, he demanded “Homes not camps” on a sign in English that looked like it had been written by a master Penman, as did all the signs.

        These asylum seekers are being housed there until their cases are reviewed and the relevant documents are processed.

        Oh, by the way, he, and most of the others are from war torn Syria, where the conditions, I presume from his ungrateful attitude are far superior 🙄

      • Ps, Just to avoid any confusion in their shower blocks and living/sleeping arrangements complaints, they are all male.

      • Bertie, I didnt know Castlemartin was still used. Shouldnt be a problem to rangefind Penally.

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