Ed Sheeran [6]

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Ed Sheeran is a cunt.

How this substandard ginger fanny is seen as a singer/songwriter of repute is a mystery worthy of Mulder and Scully and Sherlock Holmes combined.

I heard one of Sheercunt’s pieces of audio excrement on the radio this morning. Some badly written drivel called ‘The Man’, with lyrics as crap as these: ‘I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school. He’s waiting for the time to move. I knew he had his eyes on you. He’s not the right guy for you. Don’t hate me cause I write the truth’.

Typical Sheercunt. A bog standard piss poor Leo Sayer impression, combined with pure cat sat on the mat and after all you’re my wonderwall bollocks. Once we had Dylan, Paul Simon, Tim Buckley and Donovan. And now we have this cunt. Another example of this ginger gremlin’s absolute shit is ‘Perfect’. With lyrics like ‘You between my arms. Barefoot on the grarse’.

For fuck’s sake. Who ever says ‘ you between my arms?’ It doesn’t even scan. Someone should tell the carrot cocked mong that it’s you ‘in’ my arms. As for rhyming the word arms with an elongated version of grass? Fuck me, primary school kids have done better than that. Even Oasis can outdo that shite.

And let’s not forget ‘She played the fiddle in an Irish band. But she fell in love with an English man’.

Sheercunt is fucking diabolical and he produces lowest common denominator shite.

Nominated by: Norman

 

…and this from Ron Knee

A tinged with grudging respect cunting for tuneless pop crooner Ed Sheeran.
Apparently he trousered no less than a cool £70 mill. last year, in spite of taking a break from recording.

Nice ‘work’ if you can get it; and this in spite of having no discernable talent whatsoever, and looking like the love child of Wurzel Gummidge and Aunt Sally.

Respec’.
The jammy cunt.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9084077/Ed-Sheeran-earned-70-MILLION-year-despite-taking-break-music.html

58 thoughts on “Ed Sheeran [6]”

  2. Ive never heard him, at least I don’t think I have?
    I judge him simply by looks, I’m shallow like that.
    Hes a ginger, and thats his lifestyle choice, but he insists on having ‘fish eyes’ ,
    Eyes that don’t focus and are strangely spaced on the sides of his head, dont know if hes doing it to provoke, but its enough of a reason that if In a crowd in rush hour I’d accidentally push him under a bus.

    • Maybe he is one of those aliens from the previous UFO nom. Escaped from Area 51 and using some kind of ESP to addle the brains of those that part with cash rather easily. No matter what he is, i thought Domestos killed 99.9% of household germs dead, but clearly he keeps escaping.

  3. I don’t get it?
    How do these cunts sell so many records?
    He has also spawned an army of copytwats.

    At first, I guess it was a pushback against Simon Cowell and his type, pushing manufactured twats who were all “style and no substance”-even the “style” being questionable.

    Here we had an incredibly ugly cunt (think Igor in “Young Frankenstein” with a ginger guinea pig in his head), st lead the could sing and play the guitar.
    It’s is longevity I find amazing.

    He has profited from a massive lack of true talent and originality in the music industry😢

    Think I might get the acoustic out of mothballs and go online to http://www.gingerwigsrus.com👍

    • Me neither. I care not whether he’s fat, ginger or bum-chums with Elton John Thomas though it’s inexplicable, especially when you hear a song. A busker maybe, a Sunday night pub singer perhaps but anything above that has me mystified.

  4. I sleep easily knowing I never have, or ever will contribute to this ginger wierdo’s fortune.

    In other news little man cunt Sadick has declared a major covid incident in londonistabistan….. Perhaps he ought to make sure his effnik cousins practice better hygiene and distancing.

    Of now to have a shuffle whilst watching a bit of Sophie Eliis Bextor. Great legs.
    Thank you and fuck off.

    • Her legs in ‘Mixed up World’ give me the horn. She can dig those heels into my scrotum any time she likes.

      • Back in the day I’d have given her mum a good seeing to. Remember putting Blue Peter on after school to find Janet sitting in a cold bath wearing a swimsuit. How did I know the bath was cold? The teenage spunk all over the telly is a clue. Know I have mentioned this before but it’s my happiest childhood memory. Tip for any youngsters reading, don’t let it dry on your phone screen before cleaning it up. It seems almost compulsory to be hideously ugly to be famous nowadays, look at that fat Scottish cunt who like Sheeran is never off the wireless. AND…. Whats with all the untalented disabled people on the telly now? Women and people with cerebral palsy aren’t funny so who thought a comedienne with a bad case would make prime time viewing? FFS I have mild Tourette’s syndrome, any chance of a job with the BBC, “In other Covid news Nicola Sturgeon blamed the spike in cases on the English and demanded another referendum THE FUCKING CUNT!”
        Going back to hibernate in my cave now until April, wake me up if pubs open before then.

  5. Sheeran wouldn’t even have surfaced in the 70s heyday of singer/ songwriters. He has no outstanding attributes and looks like a ginger gargoyle. I have never worked out how he came to such prominence. Even in an age of XFactor, auto-tune and manufactured pop he fails to shine. His songs have nothing to day, the lyrics are nonsense and his voice is weak. But then I think that other cunt George Ezra is equally useless and over rated.

    And now the BBC have announced Rapper Pa Salieu as the singer of 2021.

    Whatever happened to talent and melody ?

      • Based on the absolute certainty that there’s no chance of anything better being produced this year.

    • Very well put, my Lord.

      Like him or loathe him, it’s fair to say he’s successful due to the prevailing state of the (pop) music industry/market. I think you’re right. In a different era, he’d be a pub singer doing covers of the chart hits of the day which were far better written, played, produced and performed than anything he’s capable of.

      I’m sure many of us own or have played an instrument. I have a small recording setup at home and own a variety of guitars, synths, drum machines, effects units, etc. Like many I’m sure, I’ve fantasised about being a pop/rock star. It’s a lovely dream to have when you’re young. I too belong to the legion of music fans who never went down that road and with good reason(s). What might they be?

      Being too self-conscious, not thick-skinned enough, lacking the dedication and drive to become VERY proficient at playing an instrument and lacking the self belief and talent to put something creative out there in the public domain, thus opening it up to criticism and comparison to other music produced by people who are supremely talented.

      For whatever reason, that doesn’t seem to bother Sheeran. Cunt.

  7. I don’t know about the ginger cunt, but from the picture Lilly Mong has really let herself go.

  8. I met Leo Sayer. He said that I reminded him of the bloke who played the bar owner in the TV series, Cheers.
    He made me feel like Danson….

  10. We used to have decent song writers but now we’re subjected to this scruffy little herbert’s drivel.
    Just goes to show how shit people’s taste is and how gullible they are .

  11. He looks ‘clammy’, like if you brushed against him youd have to wash your hands,
    And looks like he smells like a fisherman’s bait box.
    My missus has a cd of Lewis Capaldi in her car, he sounds like a extra from trainspotting,
    Boring as fuck too.
    I zone out, look out the window and die a bit inside ..😁

  12. If the taste of the masses descends any lower might as well get my mate Tom and his whistling arse hole on some wank sleb show. Make a fucking mint as his manager!!
    Three octave range and he can read music.

  13. If you were able to whisk Sheeran back to the 70s or 80s in a time machine, his wanky bland music would unlikely even dent the Top 75, compared with the acts of the time. Not even Savile would want to fondle his ginger-downed balls, behind the stage on TOTP.

    Songwriting? Put him up against say 10cc or Bryan Ferry at their peak and now tell me that ginger bollocks has talent.

    Fuck em, I’d sooner rather listen to the greatets hits of Boney M (genuinely) – they knock spots off Sheeran and his lugubrious musings of buttslobber.

    • Hard to compete with Abba, the bass city rollers, cliff richard and endless list of shite Paul.

      Let’s be honest 90% of pop music is shit from any era.

    • Loved Boney M’s single, Ma Baker. The lead singer chappie was an interesting dude. Sadly no longer with us.

      • They were the brainchild of Frank Farian, the German producer who sung the male lead parts, not Bobby Farrell, the energetic dancer who mimed (like Milli Vanilli) but is no longer with us.

        The two female lead singers had great voices. Knocked old Sheercunt into a cocked hat.

      • Hi Paul –
        The hyper active black chappie (Bobby Farrell) didn’t actually perform vocals? Really??? I did not know that!

      • No, he was allowed to sing live, but it was Farian on the recorded songs. Unfortunately Bobby didn’t have a singing voice.

    • How the fuck Sheeran would ever trouble the charts in the place the size of the Isle of Wight sums up the paucity of modern day ‘talent’.

      ABBC is wetting itself at discovering yet another talentless here today/gone tomorrow nobody:-

      “Rapper Pa Salieu wins BBC Sound of 2021: ‘I am the voice of the voiceless’“ (YAWN!)

      And in other, surprising news:

      “DaBaby: US rap star arrested on gun charges“ (DOUBLE YAWN!)

      And whatever happened to those world beating nonentities Tiny Temper and Rag & Bone Person?

      Footnote: The genuine legend Barry Gibb is on the otherwise frightful One Show tonight.

  14. I honestly thought Ed Sheeran was an American TV host in the late 60;s 70s. Didn’t he have the Beatles on his show ? If I am wrong what the fuck….

  15. Fat ginger ugly cunt busker makes zilliions by singing shite like “you between my arms”, and “now my bedsheets smell like you” eg tuna and period blood.

    Single-handedly opened the floodgates for similar fat, ugly, scruffy buskers like Lewis Capaldi to make squillions by dampening the Bodyforms of the zomboid, mask-customising brain-dead female populace into buying full-price albums in supermarkets.

    CUNT CUNT CUNT. Drop a Semtex drone on it NOW.

  16. People’s musical tastes and preferences are so subjective and that’s all well and good. I get that. I know many on here worship at the altar of L****n & M*******y (I refuse to type their fucking names), but based upon what I’ve unfortunately heard of their output (by accident I might add) I consider it puerile, trite, banal and shallow crap. That said, it’s fair to say they made the most of their era, their look and talents and with great marketing and some sound (no pun intended) management, proved to be very successful. So well done I suppose (sounds of me vomiting).

    Sheeran, on the other hand, has gone from nothing to mega star and even I cannot understand how that has happened. Given my single buying days started in the late 70s, I have been exposed to some pretty significant musical evolutions and changes in direction in the years since. The dying embers of Punk, the evolution of mainstream electronic music, New Wave, New Romantic, Brit Pop, grunge to name a few. I suppose people who were teenagers in the 60s could make an even stronger claim of such. Fair dos. What has changed since the early 2000s (roughly) is the significant dumbing down and lowering of the bar of what constitutes pop or chart music. There are loads of vids on YT which go into scientific detail which proves this to be the case. One of the better ones is this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVME_l4IwII

    Although he does max lyrical (no pun intended) about some bollocks album by The B****** that I’ve fortunately never heard, never will but hate anyway simply because it’s THEM. I blame Stock, Aitken & Waterman for starting this decline in the mid 80s. But even back then, being able to play an instrument well, write good songs, have a message and an image to back it up were important factors in getting noticed and being successful. For years now, the formula for pop success seemed to be beauty, amazing body and the ability to dance and show too much skin. Sex sells as we all know. We get that.

    But even with the dumbing down, the almost complete absence of in print music journalism, no massively influential weekly music show (e.g. TOTP), etc. etc. how the flying fuck as an ugly, fat ginger garden gnome with an acoustic guitar, nothing much to say and no musical movement or evolution to latch onto, gone from nothing to playing arenas?

    One of the great things about music is it gets recorded. Current and future generations can delve into and enjoy what has gone before. Are Sheeran fans too stupid or lazy to realise that? I am constantly at odds with the world because I believe in meritocracy. As such I am constantly dismayed at the success, fame and fortune of others who appear not to have deserved it. And then there’s cunts like Sheeran who – as far as I can tell – are taking the piss at levels never before contemplated by humankind. Baffled. Absolutely baffled.

  20. Every time I see him I think he looks like a character out of Lord of the Rings.

    Nothing against him really or his music, but people seem to think he’s some sort of poet for their generation, when he writes the sort of songs that people play at weddings. “This is our song babe” 🤢

  21. You can all fuck off. Ed is an East Anglian and ITFC fan so he gets a pass.

    What a bunch of rotters.

      • And Liam and Noel Gallagher are Burnage boys and City fans, and they are also cunts. But that’s only to be expected.

      • A joke, Normski. I thought the Dudley Moore ‘rotters’ comment would give it away. Apologies for any confusion and/or offence.

        As a fellow Dr Who aficionado and admirer of the female form, did you see the pictures of the Romanas I posted on the UFO thread? I recently found out that Lalla Ward fucking hated Matthew Waterhouse (Adric in Tom Baker’s final season) and that’s why she left the show. Yet another reason to hate John Nathan-Turner.

        PS – Mick Hucknall is a cunt of Jar-Jarian proportions.

    • No offence taken, CMC. There are probably more United fans who are arseholes than there are at any other club*, which is a joke in itself. Granted, most are out of town bellends like Angus Deayton, Jimmy Nesbitt, Ulrika-Kunt-Kunt-Kunt, Eamonn Holmes and that fat Mitchell cunt off NeverEnders. But Hucknall is the prime example of a true Manc who is both a red but also a cunt. I was just pointing out that all clubs have cunts in their ranks with tongue firmly in cheek.

      Lalla Ward was sexy. But I was more of a Mary Tamm man, myself. Lalla was superb as the villain in the Professionals episode ‘When The Heat Cools Off’. Waterhouse and Adric were shite in Doctor Who. Last decent male sidekick was Jamie McCrimmon, although Turlough showed promise at times.

      * Unless it’s the Gorton Globetrotters obviously.

      And Sarah Sutton as Nyssa was also rather doable.

      • Sarah Sutton ✅

        Also Elizabeth Sladen and Louise Jameson. Nicola Bryant had fantastic tits but couldn’t act for shit.

        Re: male companions, I liked Harry Sullivan but he was a bit superfluous. Apparently, Ian Marter was cast before Tom Baker because they were looking for an older actor to play the Doctor and needed a younger actor to do the action scenes. Bit like William Hartnell and William Russell in the early 60s. Baker was only 40 so Marter’s part got downgraded as a result.

        Imagine being the filling in a Romana sandwich.

  22. Apart from the horse muck he puts out on record, what put me permanently off Sheercunt is when he says that he ‘was never the most popular kid in the school’.
    But after his baffling success, Ed crows that he now ‘is the most popular kid in the school’.

    He also said about having a No. 1 album,’I don’t care. As long as I’m number one, as long as I am first in the school race’.

    Only thing is, the ginger fanny isn’t at fucking school any more and hasn’t been for years. Sheeran is the classic ginger cunt who was bullied at school doing the ‘I’ll show you all’ routine. Indicative of his character and both childish and pathetic.

  23. The day is looming when this cunts head will resemble a fuckin egg, back combed from his arse, also now that you are loaded, buy a fuckin adults guitar, mind you his songs are as childish as his instrument.! Fuck off and take Harry Styles with you.!

  24. Can’t stand this cunt,- and his sack of shit “choons”.
    That Caarstle on the Hill song really boils my piss.

    Nearly as bad as that other annoying cunt George Ezra, singing that Casio song, –
    evoking images of crusty 1980’s LCD watches.
    And don’t forget that Shotgun song George released, with lyrics penned by a five year old.
    I wish someone would put a .410 to the cunts temple and press the trigger, do us all a favour.

    Sheeran is arguably the bigger cunt of the two. That ginger mop is enough to tip anyone over the edge.
    Nevertheless, these cunts are rolling in it, and best of luck to them I say.

    The real cunts here are the gullible Great British public and others, for believing that these artists and their wares are worthy of merit.

  27. Oooover the caswle on the hill is the biggest crime against humanity.

    Firstly, this fucker has never seen a hill, let alone a castle, in his tosspotting life.

    Secondly, “when I was 15, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes” FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. Just FUCK YOU you FAT GINGER CUNT. You have no idea what life was like in the era where you rolled your own fags, aka the 80s. You did it around telephone boxes, bus shelters and the like. Remember them? No of COURSE you don’t you GINGER FALSE FAGGOT.

    Just fuck off and die a slow and painful death SHEERCUNT.

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