Congratulations to Coolforcunts who correctly predicted Larry King would be the next cunt to go off air (see what I did there?). King was a well known talk show host and interviewer with a crazy long career in television. He was 87.
On to Deadpool 192.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
Jezza Clarkson
Dame James may
Midget Brummie Hammond
Fiona Bruce
And that other bird on BBC with the nice arse
1
Khaled Mashal
Brian de Palma
Paul McCartney
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Wayne Osmond
0
Ghislaine Maxwell
Lily Allen
Joan Collins
HM the Queen
Paul Burrell
0
Matt fucking Hancock
Boris fucking Johnson
Chris fucking Whitty
Gerd Muller
0
And the calculator Talbot…That’s only 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1
Balls!! Mmmm Kier fucking Starmer then. Cheers Everyonesacunt.
0
Hollie Johnson
Barry Cryer
Vangelis
Joe Bugner
Mary Peters
1
Marianne faithful
Tony Bennett
Mick Jagger
Rhonda Fleming
Barry manilow
0
Fleming died 14/10/20.
0
Bugger. Replace Fleming with last surviving Nuremburg Prosecutor
Benjamin Ferencz
0
Well struck, Coolio.
The Dalai Lama
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
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0
Balls, somebody who’s never been on here before has nicked my Murdoch.
Rat-eating Pîkey.
I’ll have Chevvy Chase.
0
Sorry I didn’t realise, I’ll choose someone else if you like?
1
Not to worry. The Capt is a veggie. I’m sure he’ll forgive you with a name like Lentil.
3
Lentils will give you the shits.
3
Completely forgivable Mr.Lentil. It’s all fun and games.
Lentils are one of the greatest foods. Full of goodness, delicious when cooked correctly, and give you tons of energy. Welcome to the jungle.
5
Greil Marcos
Marcos Brigstocke
Arthur Scargill
Markos Stockhausen
Imelda Marcos
1
Norman Tebbit
Henry Winkler
C.J. de Mooi
Buzz Aldrin
Tim Curry
0
Harvey Weinstein
Henry Kissinger
Roman Polanski
Don King
Jerry Lee Lewis
1
Betty ‘Order! Order!’ Boothroyd
William ‘The Fridge’ Perry
Garrison ‘A Prairie Home Companion’ Keillor
Manfred ‘Do Wah Diddy Diddy’ Mann
Grace ‘White Rabbit’ Slick
0
Grace Slick circa 1967 would definitely have been a Norman Conquest.
2
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Carlos Menem
Dai Davies
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Michael Caputo
0
Brigitte Bardot
Alain Delon
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Leslie Caron
Brigitte Marie-Claude Macron
0
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Anita Harris
George Takei
Piers Corbym
Good darts CFC
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando)
0
Ted Dexter (England Cricket Captain)
John Hemingway (The Last ofThe Few)
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Bernie Ecclestone
Stanley Baxter
0
Sorry I should have spotted Stanley Baxte was already taken
Mary Berry
1
In there, CFC.
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Tom Baker
Anna Karen
0
Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Peter Jay
Bob Wellings
0
Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
0
Pope Francis
Pope Benedict
Mickey Gilley
Wee krankie sturgeon
Alex Salmond
0
Moria Anderson (singer)
Mike Yarwood (impressionist)
Dick Lester ( film director)
Lee Trevino (golfer)
Dougie Squires ( choreographer)
0
Clint Eastwood
Sir David Attenborough
Michael Parkinson
Sir Philip Green
Michael Aspel
0