Bit-Conned

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For those of you who don’t fancy reading The Daily Mailicious,this is a letter from some old trout to the financial page asking for help getting her money back.

Basically,the auld bitch had been contacted (or contacted herself) some dodgy Cunt who opened a Bitcoin trading account for her…she then handed over twelve and a half thousand Pounds which,of course,promptly vanished. Now she is whining on that her bank haven’t refunded her.

Now, I’ve no time for banks but why the fuck should they refund every greedy Cunt who gets conned? She knew exactly what she was doing and it’s no good crying when it all goes tits up. She mentions that she had a brain tumour and so can be a bit forgetful….not so forgetful that she couldn’t set up the account…claim that the payments were for a purchase,not an investment…hide it from her husband (who is a Cunt for allowing a woman a bank-account) until she got in too deep..etc.

I have every sympathy for people who are genuinely conned but many of these cases involve avaricious Cunts who are too blinded by their own greed to see what is as plain as the nose on their face.

PS..the bank is a Cunt for caving in and giving her the money back…they should have told her to Fuck Off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-9079859/ASK-TONY-conned-cash-Bitcoin-boiler-room-scam.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

45 thoughts on “Bit-Conned”

  1. Bitcoin’s a bloody good scam in its own right: Ponzi scheme, meet The Digital Revolution! Even a legit transaction’s a gamble, never mind buying the new whizzo alternative, Shitcoin, from an unregistered dealer with a Bangalore phone line.

    About all that can be said about Bitcoin is that it is almost as ethically sound as mainstream banking. Almost.

    • Social Security is a Ponzi scheme, not bitcoin. That said, some companies in the space are pyramid schemes.

      • Coincidentally the second editorial in today’s (London) Times*, prefers my view. “…unlike conventional financial assets, bitcoin lacks any intrinsic value,” it says, with examples of conventional assets. It goes on, “There is a long history, from tulip bulbs in 17th century Holland to the dotcom bubble of the 2000s, of investment fads that were built on sand.”

        Social security is a rather strange Ponzi scheme, since it redistributes wealth from the richer and fewer to the poor many, unless you are thinking of the often overpaid middlemen in the process. I don’t think your comment stands up to scrutiny, therefore.

        *Paywall, sorry. Buy the paper.

  2. Must admit , I don’t really understand all of this alternate currency stuff, and if anyone does they can always let me know. Good Nomination Dick, so many scams , so many warnings, and as you rightly suggest, so many warnings unheeded by greedy bastards who do not pause for thought. Genuine scams are a blight on the nation, and unfortunately, and its the fucking phone companies who are assisting by leasing and facilitating the perpetrators.
    Cunts the lot of them !

  3. She probably just saw the scammers potential black cock and all sense went out the window.

  4. Because Mr Fox Fiddler-Chaser she couldn’t be arsed to do proper due diligence before parting with a big lump of cash and instead plays victim and expects those nasty banks to refund the money, which she lost entirely due to her own stupidity.

    Add to that she can get her sob story in the Daily Bollocks where she can hope to get some sympathy off of other empathetic morons

  5. I don’t understand them either. Where is safe to buy these Bitcunts for a start? No idea, seems like the Wild West. How do you cash them in? No idea. Can you pay for food, goods and services with them? Way worse than an Amex card, nobody takes Bitcoin.

    Let your eyes be your merchant my grandmother used to say.

  6. So Colin Bell has passed on.
    The greatest Man City player ever, and the only blue both myself and my old man liked or respected.

    Of course, the post Abu Dhabi cunts and millennial nu-blue fuckheads will have no idea who he was. But he was a good bloke and a superb player.

    RIP

    • Was it Colin Bell who came on for Bobby Charlton v W. Germany in the 1970 world cup?

      This is no reflection on
      Colin who was indeed a supreme player but I just wondered.

      • I think it was Colin who came on for Bobby in 1970.
        It was that useless cunt Bonetti who cost us the game. We’d have pissed it if Banksy didn’t have food poisoning.

        Colin Bell is also arguably the only City player who would get into an all time Manchester XI. He’d be in the middle with Sir Bobby. De Bruyne and Silva, my arse.

      • Agreed. There is a view that the old players couldn’t cut it with the modern breed.

        I say this is crap. When you consider the muddy pitches and the heavy tackles these guys had to contend with I reckon the current game would be a stroll in the park for them. The skills they showed were amazing.

    • Fucking hell Norman, I know we can all stray of topic a little now and again but this is a the most blatant hijack since September 11.

      Maybe you need to expand your internet usage to football forums or the BBC sports site? You can talk about football all day there, they have threads just for football.

      • The BBC? I wouldn’t go near those cunts if you paid me.
        Football then isn’t the same as it is now and most of the cunts who work for and use the Beeb site will have no idea who Colin was, so I would never waste my time on them. Bell was one of the greats.

    • I recall watching the game in which he broke his leg against Man U ; looked up the date November ‘75.
      As sandyDenny sang ‘ Who knows where the time goes ? ‘
      Must admit that I am feeling very old today- Colin Bell one of the best ever.

      • The bluenoses used to have T-Shirt with Colin Bell on it with the words ‘Better Than Best’ printed on it.

        Bell was brilliant, but he wasn’t better than Best, because no one was.

        Colin was a nicer bloke though.

  7. So somebody hands over 12.5k of real money for the equivalent sum in imaginary money, have I got that right?
    The possibilities are endless.
    What sort of cunt believes in this mumbo jumbo bullshit?

  8. A most deserving nom, Dick. Natural justice demands her cunt be kicked in to a pulpy red.

    • That’s the most nasty thing I’ve heard you say on here since you threatened to smash someone’s face in with a boat hook.
      Is it one of your resolutions to be even more of a misogynist?
      😅😅
      Greetings Ruff one.

      • Afternoon Bertie.

        Not your missus, was it?

        If so, suggest you utilise a pair of hard golf shoes. Or football boots if you’re a pleb. 😁

  9. Ffs if it sounds too good to be true it is too good to be true. The bank should have given a lecture on stupidity and greed then said nope you ain’t getting anything.
    Hope her husband gave her a similar lecture then flogged her semi naked round the streets of the local town with a “I’m a stupid greedy cunt” sign round her neck.
    If she had 12k t put in she wasn’t even hard up.
    Greedy cunt.

  10. @DirtyDickFiddler
    I trust that you bank with Coutts.
    If not, your reputation will be for ever tarnished.
    Good day.

    • C. Hoare and Company, would I suspect be the depository of choice for Sir Fiddlers billions.

  11. Bitcoin is either the best thing since sliced bread, or one of the biggest financial cons ever perpetrated.
    I’ll pass.
    Good afternoon.

    • Great if you got in early. Wouldn’t touch ’em with a barge pole now. A crash waiting to happen.

  12. P.S.
    How can I make contact with these gullible and greedy cunts ?
    I’d like another income stream.
    All suggestions and donations are most welcome.

  13. Not to sound like a right cunt but I made a small fortune from investing in an ETF that tracks the price of Bitcoon.
    It’s quite safe as it doesn’t involve buying the elusive digital currency itself.
    I may also add that these dozy cunts that scammed because they are thick as pigshit can Fuck Off and starve.
    Great cunting.

  14. Bitcoin, what the fuck…..

    Just a way for clever people to make money and stupid people to loose money.

  15. I know of a couple of people who have made a lot of money buying bitcoin a few years ago but it is always a gamble.
    Any investment opportunity needs seriously looking into before you part with hard earned cash.
    This woman should win Retard Of The Year because of this.

  17. I can’t get my head around a currency that doesn’t exist.
    I admit i’m not financially savvy and when a mate of mine swears by Bitcoin and talks to me about pensions the shutters come down.
    I can’t see myself being conned by crapto currency, it all looks a bit like the emperors new clothes to me.

    • Fenton-just thing of that £20 note in your wallet as a promise.
      a piece of paper that promises to pay the bearer to the value of £20.
      Bitcoin is the electronic version of that paper 👍
      I have never invested in ant markets, because I am:

      -not overly materialistic

      -money has never and will never be my “god”

      -I am by nature g highly suspicious of bankers and money men
      Cunts

  18. Anyone who thinks a currency based on thin air is a great investment may be interested in these magic beans I’m selling.

    Sorry, no refunds.

  19. I invested through a company known as Lord D. Fiddler Investments Ltd. If I invested £1,000 I would be promised a huge return, plus a signed photograph of Jet from Gladiator holding a cake, just for enquiring.
    It’s been a while, and I’ve not heard about my investment.

  20. I fail to see how this is any different from the banks themselves. Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t the taxpayer fork out billions to bail out banks with shit strategies? I think she had just as much right to tell the bank to pay up, the cunts.

    • Bit coin, waste of time.
      No investment there.
      Now,Mis coin, thats where you need to invest!
      For a minimum £100 investment I calculated youd get roughly £3000 profit the way the market is looking.
      And it makes you sexy.
      Suggest getting in quickly before the rush though!
      Worth re mortgaging your house for.
      Anyone wishes to become massively wealthy and attractive
      Just let me know…

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