Anyone cunted (allegedly) sickening ultra-perv Armie Hammer yet?
God alone knows how this walking talent-void became famous in the first place considering the viewer’s gaze slides off his face like piss from an urinal cake, but he’d better bank whatever proceeds he’s accrued sharpish, given the (allegedly) sordid revelations now coming to light.
Unless they are his way of auditioning for the role of Hannibal Lector, that is.
You see, Armie, like many a young beau, would like to hold his fair maiden’s heart.
Literally. (Allegedly.) Not in the poetic, figurative sense, but in the actual, physical, sense.
He would also (allegedly) like to do a number of other deeply insalubrious things that I will not recount here, because I just ate.
But remember fellow cunters, these Hollywood types are – as they never ever tire of telling us – our moral and intellectual superiors.
(Allegedly.)
Nominated by Chimp Licker
https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/armie-hammer-graphic-dms-viral/
Never heard of this cunt but my missus just looked at the mom photo and said he looks exactly like me, 25 years ago🤔
Sounds like he was a bust “boy”- before marriage, like many of my fellow cunters on here, so was I.
Why are they whingeing? He made them a “cute” omelette after banging them😂
I make a banging omelette:
3 eggs
Milk
mature cheddar
red onion (chopped)
3x peppers (sliced)
Salt & pepper
Only in IsAC, do you get racism, misogyny and culinary tips in one post.
Now that’s what I call fucking diversity😀👍
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Bravo Sir, Bravo. I fully agree with everything you said. Fucking cunts these days aren’t grateful for a good rogering now!! In my day the bitch did breakfast as well. If she was lucky she got rogered again. If she was fugly, she found an amputated arm on the pillow.
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Aha-the ole “one-armed-coyote”😄
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Never heard of this cunt but my missus just looked at the nomination photo and said he looks exactly like me, 25 years ago🤔
Sounds like he was a busy “boy”- before marriage, like many of my fellow cunters on here, so was I.
Why are they whingeing? He made them a “cute” omelette after banging them😂
I make a banging omelette:
3 eggs
Milk
mature cheddar
red onion (chopped)
3x peppers (sliced)
Salt & pepper
Only in IsAC, do you get racism, misogyny and culinary tips in one post.
Now that’s what I call fucking diversity😀👍
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Does your Mrs ever moan about you repeating yourself 😬
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Apologies Mr CFC
I corrected the errors, hoping those wonderful admins would remove the first post 😢
She does moan when I repeat myself-recently I banged her three times in one day and she moaned like that bird singing on “Great gig in the sky”, every fucking time😀👍
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Armie Hammer is a sick puppy.
Hes got that cleancut filmstar look,
But under the surface is a head the ball, whacko Ted Bundy type.
He told one bird hed like to cut off her toe and carry it in his pocket,
One hed like to hold her still beating heart, and he has a massive interest in cannibalism.
At least hes not a vegan.
His files were hacked and it was loads of weird images,
Pigs heads, an freaky shite,
His excuse is he just likes BBQ!!
Heehee, 😀
Whatever you do dont have invite him for a back garden barbecue or let him write the valentine’s card out for your wife!
A good candidate for Deadpool.
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Would be ideal for the next Hannibal Lector film
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He’s being punished by a scorned lover or two. He’s got some twisted fantasies but in reality he lied to bed a load of women. No one’s come forth and said he actually followed through on his sick little fantasies.
His career is over and his dating prospects are probably limited to the kind of weird women you’d rather view through the observation window of a padded room.
Maybe he rejected some of the real Satanist shit that allegedly goes on in Hollyweird. This is allegedly what they do, get you into some weird shit they can hang you with if you don’t do what you’re told. Wonder who or what he said no to?
Harvey Weinstein was the darling of Hollywood for years and suddenly boom the dirt is out there, Woody Allen is still highly regarded and Roman Polanski is still wanted in the Hollywood circle. It’s insidious how the works, the same people making a big deal of Trump saying some pretty foul stuff about women in 2016 were happy to downplay allegations against Biden in 2020.
Seems as long as you play along any deviancy is fine.
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He said he’s a 100% cannibal to some birds. Not a chat up line I’d ever considered.
Still, he’s a lefty so Hollywood will forgive the cunt. They’ll probably celebrate him for being so ‘brave’ in ‘coming out’ as a cannibal. Good job he didn’t vote for Trumpy then.
I can see the teary Oscars speech now, “For years, ‘homospeciesarians’ have been stigmatized and abused for their eating preferences. Yes, I may have eaten the host tonight, but we all see now that no crime or evil was committed. In fact, she had eaten a kebab so I should be the one garnering sympathy. It was minging. Thank you for choosing me for this award, and if anyone wants to be eaten, come backstage and we’ll sort something out.”
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The cunt’ll probably be the new poster boy for the Qanon retards claiming Hollywood actors harvest kids organs and drink their blood.
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Never heard of him, but he looks like a Hollywood cunt, talks like a Hollywood cunt, has the attitude of a Hollywood cunt. And therefore I can only conclude he is a cunt!
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Arm and Hammer, never heard of the cunt. Ridiculous name though, doesn’t he make toothpaste? Anyway, I’m sure pricks like this pull these stunts just so they feel relevant and get their 5 minutes in the sun.
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I don’t like any actors, especially Rowan Atkinson. Everytime the cunt appears on the screen l have some weird allergic reaction.
Fortunately my doctor managed to prescribe some anti-misterbeans….
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I threatened Mrs smug with canabalism. She looked at me with a twinkle in her eye. That was the end of that one.
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Seems like a nice boy.
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He was in that pederast bumming film, Call Me By Your Name, with that wan pansy who’s laughably being touted as some action hero by being thrust into the new Dune film, Timotei Chalet or something.
2
Isn’t he the baking soda company heir?
5
He’s in a right gay film my daughter keeps going on about with some other sappy lefty acting turd, can’t remember his name. My missus is fucking gutted the daft twat, she fancied the fuck out of him. I told her that if he had a munch on her she’d be like the Xmas turkey hanging around for weeks there’s so much of her the fat cunt.
5
My missus had contracted a flesh eating virus.
Doctors at the hospital have given her only two decades to live….
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Westie@
😁😁👍
Not getting you to help me write a valentine’s card either.
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Hollywood is full of sickos, Páedoès, cannibals, Satan worshippers , deviants and the like and always has been.
This Z-List cunt is just the tip of the iceberg of sick cunts that prosper in the film industry sadly.
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Never heard of the cunt.
A celebrity cannibal is just what the world needs.
Crack on you mental fucker!
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I eat pussy, has that been banned now?
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No that’s Ok because Azealia Banks eats her own, allegedly.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9139543/Azealia-Banks-posts-disturbing-video-digging-dead-cat-Lucifer-boiling-it.html
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Dirty, Cajun witchcrafting Cunt.👎🏾
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Azealia Banks is a psychopath and a savage.
And a cunt.
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Never heard of the cunt, but what has he actually done?
Nothing would surprise me though. Not for nothing do they call it Hollyweird.
But what’s hilarious is the scores of sanctimonious celebrisluts who are in Uncle Harvey’s black book or video collection. Who did anything to further their ‘careers’ will all cry in ‘outrage’ and act all holier than thou. Not unlike the Time’s Up covern with Jimmy Franco. Nobody in Hollywood is clean. They are all amoral and dodgy cunts.
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Fuckin part timer.
File your teeth into fangs and decorate your makeup trailer with skulls Armie,
You posing cunt.
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Never heard of this hungry twat before recently. But I would like to say that his bird would be treated with courtesy and a gentle, loving touch as I use her as a three holed activity centre.
2
Never heard of this fella although he does sound like a tube of whitening toothpaste.
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Sledge Hammer. That was a top TV series.
‘Trust me. I know what I’m doing’.
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Who is he?
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