West Midlands Police [2]

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(You are the one I want, Oo Oo Oo honey – sorry I couldn’t resist – NA)

West Midlands Police and it’s latest woke bullshit. Soooo…. A police officer formerly known as PC Morgan, has decided that nature has sold him short, by not giving him breasts and a vagina. Yep, PC Morgan is now WPC Skye Morgan, after “identifying” as female. Much hilarity was had in Chateau QDM when we saw the photo of “WPC” Morgan, because ‘she’ is clearly still male, but with a ridiculous blonde Karen bob wig. And a strangely psychopathic expression on his/her face.

Even more hilarity was had when a second photo emerged of “WPC” Morgan brandishing a taser, with the same psycho wide eyed smile. Apparently, Morgan was one of the first officers to receive taser training. Big deal. I was trained to use real firearms. And grenades. Honestly, he/she looks like he/she belongs in a slasher movie. As the serial killer. If this bewigged beast tried to arrest me, I’d be asking to see a warrant card. Even in uniform, and with WMP’s Chief Constable standing behind him/her, there is no way I would believe that he/she is a genuine plod.

And in any case, why the fuck did they decide to announce to the world that they’ve gotten bored with being a man and they now wish to be considered a woman. Why? What, do you want a medal or something? A biscuit? A rampant rabbit? It’s 2020 for Christ’s sake, the worst and weirdest year in living memory. nobody gives a fuck. Hang on, let me try something…AHEM…I IDENTIFY AS JOHN HOLMES. BRING…ME…THE PUSSY!!! Shit, didn’t work. Anyway, Morgan has yet to receive any treatment, so BIOLOGICALLY is still male. However, as I said, it’s 2020 and in current year, merely saying that you’re female is enough to have the woke mob falling over themselves to be your “ally”.

If I were an actual woman plod with West Mids, I’d be concerned about having to share certain facilities with a biological male. Because in current year, the rights of the trans community outweigh those of real women. And don’t you dare speak out against this shit, because then you’ll be a ‘transphobe’ and you’ll need to check your thinking. I checked my thinking and it’s working perfectly. If your chromosomes are X/Y, you’re male. Nature has decreed it. Having fake tits, having your junk removed, will NOT make you female. And that will remain the case until medical science can find a way to turn that toxically masculine Y chromosome into an X.

(The local rag ran the story online here, but disabled comments. I wonder why? – NA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

And here’s another sack of unbelievable shit from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

From my local news and perhaps a clue as to why the Police have become a bag of shit:-

‘A new chief constable has been chosen for Lincolnshire’s police force.

Chris Haward will take up the £160,000-a-year post later this month after being confirmed by a police and crime panel earlier.
Mr Haward said he was “absolutely delighted” to be selected and was looking forward to “some exciting challenges”.
Mr Haward, said “diversity, fairness and equality” were of paramount importance to him.’

Note the last line. No mention of law and order. No mention of rural crime. Lincolnshire is not exactly diverse in terms of skin colour, but still this cunt trots out the same tired woke bullshit.
God help the troops led by this cunt. Unfortunately he is one of many.

58 thoughts on “West Midlands Police [2]”

  1. Transphobia. Hate speech. Hate crime. I am having a little weep to myself, overwhelmed by the blah blah, fucking blah, fucking don’t fucking give a shit about fucking dirty fucked up cunts who need to fuck off and die and stop fucking winding me up.
    These cunts ain’t real surely?

  3. 1981 called, they want their extra from Mad Max 2 back. Give us what we want and just walk away.

  4. Eeeuurrgghhh….tran§bumders.
    Never he/she, as described on the excellent nom.
    Always ‘he’.
    They make my skin crawl. Every last one of them is a mentally deranged, self-important degenerate who should be kept away from children.
    I would say “they should be shot” but apparently they have a sky high suicide rate anyway, hence the “mentally deranged”.
    It is quite funny that it’s come back to bite wimmin on the arse, as they’re always the proponents of this sort of squalid filth, along with newspapering h0mo types.

    • Pc Skye Morgan 😁
      Stunning 😁
      Get arrested for drunk & disorderly off Skye you better pray its taking you down the station and not to the woods!
      Want me to hold your helmet officer?

      • I bet you’d be delighted if PC Morgan took down your particulars before smacking you round the chops with her truncheon.

        You vile specimen.

        Morning,MNC.
        Morning All.

      • Morning Dick.
        Not a timid man by any means,
        But if handcuffed in a room and Pc Skye walked in, im not embarrassed to say id probably burst into tears!
        Creepy motherfucker.😀

  5. Talking of wimmin and arses, that looks like what might have happened had Anneka Rice and Ronald McDonald ever collided in the biblical sense.

    If you’re a fully grown adult when you decide to ‘identify’ as a pansexual muslim donkey in a wheelchair, then crack on. Just don’t assume normal people want it rubbed in their faces at every turn – not least because by then, it makes it so glaringly obvious that it’s not your own security and wellbeing needs you’re fulfilling. What the true sickness has been this past few years of the push for ‘public acceptance’ from this charade has been the targeting of vulnerable young people and brainwashing them into the beliefs that gender-bending will solve all their problems. Having seen it rising up from the ‘inside’ during my prior employment, it really has been an active ‘recruitment drive’.

    The ‘rainbow’ must stop at LGB, and I’m not even convinced myself of the validity of B – which seems more like a convenient emotional hook for women fed up of years of shit men, and a convenient excuse for self-denying men. That is where tolerance of occasional abnormality occurring in nature should rightfully end. EVERYTHING beyond it is mental sickness and perversity agenda pushing, not least the ongoing efforts to incorporate ‘P’ – which, if Xiden gets in, will come to pass before a horny sand-dwelling Afghan can turn around his Bacha Bazi boy.

  7. It’s not as if I come across any trannies or benders in my everyday life. Ok, I probably come across a few bandits but I don’t know they take cock in their holes, it’s none of my fucking business, I don’t want to know about it. But the more i’m expected to, not just accept these cunts, but to respect them as morally superior to me the more i’m going to kick back.
    If you keep pushing people to accept the unacceptable and won’t let them mind their own business the bigger the backlash is coming your way. The wokies don’t seem to understand that.

  9. “Rural crime”…in my area 15 years ago there was a village Police station…that was closed…5 years later they made the nearest town Police Station into an “only open office hours” affair. Now the nearest 24-hours open Station is over 50 miles away…imagine that you hear someone breaking in and call the Police..they (perhaps) will send a car containing an Officer who has no knowledge of the area 50 odd miles…..Fuck that, I’ll make my own arrangements,thank you.

    The Party of “Law and Order” used “austerity” as an excuse for the cutbacks…fucking ridiculous.. if this “pandemic” has taught us anything it is that all the Govt. had to do was print endless money and we’d have had no need for “austerity”.

    Get those printing presses rolling…. the usual pigs at the trough need feeding and the thick Plebs can pay the bill later.

    We’re all in this together.

    • Quite right Lord Fiddler, we ARE all in this together. I just wish I had a semi automatic, a shitload of ammo and a few hand grenades to make sure I came out the other side of it.
      As it is i’ll just have to trust to my Stanley knife, my nicely weighted torque wrench and my sunny disposition to see me through. The way I see it, i’m fucked basically.

      • Apparently there’s a mass exodus from London this morning,Freddie…people fleeing afore the new lockdown comes into force. That should help contain the spread of the new “mutation”.

        Not often that I agree with Donald Trump but apparently he’s tweeted something along the lines of “the cure being worse than the complaint” regarding the latest hysterical lockdown.

    • Morning Mr F…perhaps you should get a “tresspassers will be bummed” sign for your grounds. That’d put off potential invaders, unless they were puddle-jumping mincers.

      • …wouldn’t put you off though,would it? Probably discover that you’d pitched your tent in the middle of my croquet lawn and were dancing around doing a more than passable Duncan “Chase Me” Norvelle impersonation.

        Morning,Mr. Cunt-Engine.

  11. WPC Morgan will still be biologically male even after HE has received the “treatment”.

    WPC Morgan will ALWAYS be biologically male.

    • Maybe in the future there’ll be a bank job with all the robbers wearing wigs and all the police in theirs and all becomes confused not knowing one from another!

      Morning RT.

    • “stop! In the name of love!”
      The sound of someone running in size 10 high heels,
      A flash of long blonde hair,
      You hit the deck hands yanked behind your back & cuffed,

      “Your fuckin nicked me old beauty!”
      Then it dawns on you,
      The nightmare is just beginning…😀

    • I’m sorry Sir but that is such a blatantly bigoted and transphobic statement that I don’t know how you can go around calling yourself “Creampuff”. You’re no creampuff you fucking fascist!

  12. The creature in the pic is a degenerate. No place in the police and brings the ‘service’ into disrepute. I assume the chief constable is another woke fucker.

    This also raises concerns for the female officers who will have this fucking nut job sharing their facilities. But trannyism seems to trump female safety and concern nowadays.
    Pity the lawyers are all woke fuckers because a WPC could bring an interesting case here.

  13. ‘Morgan the Organ’ will presumably be permitted to conduct intimate searches of female suspects and detainees?

    I can hear the screams from here.

  14. Whatever next… a 5’4” female police officer (on stilts) self identifying as a 5’10” male officer?

  15. A quick check of Sire Robert Peel’s principles of policing reveals this:

    “To seek and preserve public favour, not by pandering to public opinion, but by constantly demonstrating absolutely impartial service to law… ”

    What the fuck happened?

  17. The only female cells PC Morgan has is in his spunk. No one has ever or will ever “transition”. No mentally ill people should be in the old bill. Theyre wankers enough as it is.

  18. The only glimmer of hope I can find in all this mad bullshit is the suicide rate for these gender fluid types is 4 x the normal rate.

    They need help, not publicity. They also need to Fuck Off.

  20. Even when it gets its shit smelling ‘ fanny ‘, it will still take it up the arse.
    I fully expect a successful result for constructive dismissal, with a big payout, in the near future.
    Good morning.

  21. At the moment Lincolnshire police have been recorded by a survey as being joint last in the moral stakes with Greater Manchester police. Not really surprising when you consider the size of the county and the problems of dealing with millions of alcohol addicted Eastern European’s there are not enough officers to effectively police the county. Not so long ago Boston had the highest murder rate per population numbers in U.K. due mainly to our booze loving stabby comrades. About six years ago the local housing association thought it was a good idea to dump a family more dysfunctional than the Fritzels in a property at the end of the road. Fucking chaos from the word go threats, thieving, noise you name it. Like the Clampets on acid. This carried on for two years then they moved them. The point is during that time of misery for the poor fucking neighbours we the remaining residents saw more police, every day cars coppers vans like Brixton in the 80’s. Now we see the occasional drive through and very rarely a PCSO. In view of our new chief cuntstable I will always prefix my 999 calls with “help I’m binary transgender undecided and a nasty white middle aged man has said my dress does not fit and my car is being stolen as well” if that doesn’t bring the cavalry I give up.

  22. WPC Morgan looks like a scruffy hippy cunt I knew in the early 1970s called Steve (he wore a stinking afghan coat) whose stunning 16 year old girlfriend I stole… 🤣

    • Disgraceful.
      I imagine Steve crying sat on a beanbag listening to the Grateful Dead and dabbing at his tears with xl rizlas.
      Thats heavy man.
      A bad scene,
      Your a bigger downer than Altamont .✌️

      • Harsh beans dude, did you steal his afghan coat too? I found one at the back of the cupboard in the master bedroom last Christmas when looking for decorations for the great hall and threw it on the bonfire.

      • “threw it in the bonfire?”
        Bloody hell!
        Steves just getting over his bird running off with his pothead mate, and you burn his only coat?
        Hard life being a hippy,
        Not everyone is groovy.

      • That was Ruthie’s Afghan coat, LL! Steve’s ex-girlfriend and love of my life until I met Lady C.

        To be fair, I too was a bit of a scruffy cunt in the ’70s, but never wore an afghan, had long grown out of being a hippy by then. Was more into Charlie Manson and Baader-Meinhof at the time….

        Afternoon lads.

      • LL@11.26
        I can’t wait for the release next year of the ‘Liquidator Diaries’ in which a young butler reveals the goings on at Creampuff Manor when he was in the employ of Lord and Lady Creampuff. The gagging order ends in January and the Liquidator’s diaries will be serialised in the Daily Fail from February on.
        I am particularly looking forward to the section on Lord Creampuff’s steamy affair with the French maid.

  23. Frankly, looking at the header picture, I can’t imagine anybody of either sex being able to get pissed enough to want to have a roll with it.

  24. It’s fucking Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
    How can someone who’s moral compass is so obviously fucked inspire any respect for the law? It’s like someone who identifies with Ronald McDonald turning up to investigate a serious crime. That’s if they haven’t fobbed you off with a crime number on the phone, and got back to Facebook to make sure someone isn’t mixing with a bubble he doesn’t belong to.

  25. Surely you need to be free of mental disorders to administer the law?

    If this cunt was trying to arrest me I’d be thinking Tyson Fury had lost it again.

  27. It’s a bloke in drag. That’s as obvious as Jimmy Hill’s chin. An ugly bloke in drag at that.

    Can our police become even more of a laughing stock than they already are? Our army is now bad enough (‘It’s OK to cry!’ ‘Pooves, join up!’), but the cozzers are a circus act worthy of Fred Karno and Billy Smart. Imagine it was 1940 now? Hitler’s firm would just walk in and it would be an even bigger cakewalk than their takeover of France was. They would piss it. After they’d pissed themselves laughing, of course.

  29. Michael Fabricant joins the police.
    As I believe I have said before – there are two genders – Male and Female.
    And a minority of the mentally ill who disagree.

  30. Could just about be allowed to ‘perform the duties expected of a serving police officer, with no material change in the discharge of those duties’ as the coppers might say, but will obviously, and with immediate effect, no longer be trusted to park the squad car or put the windscreen washer fluid in the right hole.

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