The Vatican’s Nativity Play

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I want to cuntinate the Vatican’s blatantly blasphemous, satanic ‘nativity display’ as a pile of demonic tosscuntwank.

Quite apart from the Fisher Price ‘aesthetic’, there’s the troubling issue of Virgin Mary holding clasped in her hands what looks like a dildo, as well as the sprat of Satan, sorry the Lord, being bestowed with flowing ginger locks… just like a certain Cretin Thundercunt, or the Bastard Love Child, sorry Bastard Love Bastard Greta of St Thundercuntbubble.

It’s OBSCENE SHIT. Throw it in a fire, on a pyre, burn it to hell and back, along with MARXIST PIECE OF SHIT POPE FRANCIS on top. The filthy, demonic, satanic, child-shagging BASTURD.

Nominated by: WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

and supported by: Cuntologist

I was going to nom this too. I have no idea what an astronaut and a masked warrior/executioner is doing in a nativity diorama in St Peter’s Square! A warrior’s purpose is to kill, something of anti-birth symbol surely? However, I read that this little executioner/warrior statue represents the Pope’s opposition to the death penalty – ok but what’s that got to do with the nativity? As for the astronaut, well all the statues were made in some art school in the 1960s and space travel was just a symbol of the times back then. Yet again, ok, but what has that got to do with the birth of Christ?

They’ve managed to socially distance the statues, so perhaps they are trying to tell us something.

Couple of links below for those interested.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-nativity-scene-scli-intl/index.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9055803/Vatican-ridiculed-comically-awful-nativity-scene-figures-likened-Daleks.html

34 thoughts on “The Vatican’s Nativity Play”

  1. I can’t support this nom on Christmas Day. It’s the equivalent of telling my little grandchildren that there’s no such thing as Father Christmas.
    As many cunters will be aware, I’m no supporter of any religion but I do think that the God Squad at least deserve one day off from a kicking for the most important day in their calendar. Merry Christmas Miles, B&W cunt etc
    from – Christian for a day.

    • Well said Bertie!
      Merry Christmas 🌲🌲⛄

      I like a traditional Nativity scene,
      Not keen on Neil Armstrong and Darth Vader getting involved!
      I think its rubbish.
      Get a proper one with donkeys and 3kings etc
      Stop messing.

    • The trouble with religion obsessives is they never stop, Bertie. Is there any day of the year where some obscure Saint or Prophet isn’t venerated for some preposterous deed? If they don’t give it a rest then why should their detractors? If they want the knockers to stop at Christmas then perhaps the Pope, Archbishops, Ayatollahs etc should nominate one day of the year as a day where you can freely fornicate to your hearts content, or eat bacon etc without it being regarded as breaking one of the 10 Commandments or being Haram.
      P.S. Santa doesn’t exist. Telling your grandkids a blatent lie prevents you being a Christian for the day. I’m sure Miles will light a candle for your soul. Plus I always thought Good Friday was the most important day? However, I may be wrong on that – my Catholicism lapsed a long time ago.

    • I’m not cunting The Nativity, just the horrific scene outside the Vatican which show cases an executioner and an astronaut!

  2. Just proves what a bunch of cunts they are. Fuck the last 2000 years we know best. Fuck em, fuck em all, more ale!

  3. I’d just like to point out how uncannily accurate my prophetic cunting was from last year. It featured a second wave of COVID. My almanac for next year will shortly be published and will be available from Amazon and good book stores if you can find one.
    Here is the link if you’re interested.

    https://is-a-cunt.com/2020/05/bad-dreams/

  4. Good afternoon and a most happy Xmas to all.
    Been ‘off air’ for a while but thinking about you cunters!
    Alsothanks to Admin for their sterling efforts!

    All the best

    Ron

    • Seasons greetings Ron. Where’s you bin?
      I thought The Guardian had signed you exclusively as a correspondent.
      😀🎅🏻

  5. I think it’s supposed to symbolise the fact that the Roman Catholic Church has about as much to do with Christianity as BLM has to do with ending racism.

  6. “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa..” ~ Bart Simpson

    What does it matter the items they place in it. It’s all a load of dogshit for credulous fuckwits. Christmas is a baby shower that went on too long and religion, all of it, is an advertisement aimed at cunts for a product that doesn’t exist.

    Merry Christmas cunty compatriots.

  8. The Catholic Church is the biblical Antichrist, there will be no catholic blasphemy in this house, no I say and thrice times no.

    The late Rev Ian Paisley longtime Protestant who later found his arch catholic enemy was actually a jolly good fellow if one overlooked his murdering atrocities.

  10. The Cunt before Christmas:

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    Not a creature was cunting, not even a mouse.
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St. Boris would soon would be there.
    The children all nestled all snug in their beds.
    Visions of the lock-down danced in their heads.
    Mamma in her negligee, I in good luck
    Had just settled down for a long winter’s fuck.
    When out on the lawn there was such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window, flying like a flash,
    Open the shutters, throw up the sash.
    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
    Gave a lustre to everything below.
    When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
    But a large Drunken Parrot, the worse for his beer
    With swearing a’plenty, all rude and cursey
    I knew in a moment he must be the parrot called Percy
    More rabid than eagles, his curses they came.
    He whistled, he shouted, and he called cunts by name:
    “Now, Fidler! now, Bertie!
    Now Vernon and Gene!
    Oh, Sixdog, oh Cupid!
    Oh, Miserable and Mag
    To the top of the porch!
    Top of the wall!
    Your miserable cunts
    But I love you all!”

    @Bertie Blunt:

    Your Parrot is a cunt!
    He arrived at 2.am this morning, just as I was about to get my leg over😢
    After showing him to his shiny new cage, he pecked both my cats aggressively, whilst declaring “Fuck off you soft pussies-this is my gaff now!”
    They have not been seen since-er indoors is currently tapping a tin of salmon to try and coax them back in😢

    We had bought Percy a selection box of birdseeds-he took one look at it and shrieked: “Stick it up your arse you Cunt-I only came here cause Bertie said you had single malt!”
    I have never seen a bottle of 18 Year old single malt consumed so fast.
    The poor kitties were to receive catnip mice for Christmas-Percy used his razor sharp beak to slit open the fabric, took one sniff and demanded “bring me some rizzlas!”

    After his disturbances, we are so far behind today, that not sprout has been peeled or a parsnip sliced😔

    I will update further developments😿

    • 😀😅😀 I must admit, I did have reservations about your generous offer.
      He truly is a cunt. Take no guff when he struts his stuff.
      😀

  12. Georgio Tsoukalos would tell you that this represents evidence that the Vatican is hiding proof the Earth was visited by ancient aliens. Mary is clearly wearing a space suit, and that…thing…behind her is obviously from Zeta Reticuli. Personally, I think the Pope and his Bishops had a crack party the night before that display put in place.

  14. This current Pope is a right fucking Wokey wanker. Unlike the C of E the Catholic Church doesn’t bend with the wind and has barely changed it’s ideology for 500 years. This cunt is different though. I don’t give a fuck about their sky fairy fantasy ……it makes no difference to me. But if these cunts are going woke then suddenly I sit up and take notice. The sooner I see white smoke over the Vatican the better. This bloke is a cunt and they need to get rid.

  15. Fact of the day: thundercunt is also a term used to describe a powerfully hit long range goal in football. Now you know – and knowing is half the battle.

  16. Admin, is that the correct photo for the nomination picture?
    It looks like a photograph of old props and costumes from Doctor Who.

    Not sure, Spoons. I didn’t schedule this nom. Day Admin did. And we all know what he’s like. Terrible glue sniffing problem, but I don’t judge. – NA.

  18. The very same people who killed jesus ask for a dr who figure on the dootstep. Unbelieveble.

  19. Even better when you go to vatican they tell you to shut up over a microphone if you speak to loud. Thats irony folks.

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