Sue Perkins [4]

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A golden dildo, strap-a-dick-to-me lez0-be friends cunting please for the unfunniest woman comedian on the planet please, for her suggestion that Brexit voters were “headbangers, zealots and quislings” and “deeply regretting” Cameron held the referendum in the first place:-

News story can be accessed: here

This woman is as funny as terminal cancer, the only time she thought she was being funny was sitting with her mates in the back row at school farting, the horse faced whore with her thick glasses (which she probably thinks makes her look brainy, but merely makes her look the thick four eyed ugly lezzie she truly is), is just a man-hating rug muncher. She should be locked in a cage with Cressida Dick and Anal-Ease Dodds – they should all be fed industrial strength doses of laxative and all drown in each others excrement. Cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

67 thoughts on “Sue Perkins [4]”

  1. Nearly five years on and the libtards still refuse to acknowledge democracy in action.
    Am I surprised that the likes of ms Perky have not moved to the EU, where the grass is always greener, rainbows, little white ponies and enchanted fairy folk dance all day and night.
    Fucking hypocrite will still be blunting this time next year.

    Slightly off topic-has anybody seem or heard that other ant- brexit cunt, Emma Thompson-who took up European citizenship with her partner, then fled back to Scotland the minute the pandemic started, supporting her fellow Europeans from afar 😂👏👏👏

    • Hey CG,

      At least in America our Libtards have the decency to steal the election rather than just ignoring the results.

      Merry Christmas to all. 🎄

      • Hey General-I have been watching YouTube clips of trumps legal team and the case they are building-keep the faith👍

    • A very good point CG. The truth is she is not so stupid that she realises if she fucked off to the EU, each country has it’s own band of z-listers the state broadcaster has to accomodate, and there would be nothing for her. People like Perkins, Toksvig etc live on our charity, because without the shitty Wireless 4 “comedies” and panel games they appear on, they would be doing fuck all. We pay their wages and the Wireless 4 commissioners keep dreaming up dreary programmes, which, if they are lucky, will keep their foetid names in the Radio Times for another 6 weeks.

      I sometimes feel all the remainer poofs and dykes who infest the BBC should be lined up, their trousers dropped and a cyanide coated dildo inserted into each back passage. They might even get a programme out of it – a “one off” of course.

      • The New BBC program featuring the aforementioned cyanide coated dildos could be called:

        “Up the Remoaners.”

        Merry Christmas to all. 🎄

      • Excellent WC-a Christmas special hosted by a Stuart Hall type-should improve the ratings👍

      • Or one of those over-the-top football commentators “let’s hear that death rattle from Dodds again – almost as loud as Phillips, but Dick shat herself in her final seconds”

  2. As funny as being stuck in the back of the truck on a long transfer to ED with a patient suffering from C Diff…

  3. Quislings?

    Isn’t a quisling a traitor who collaborates with an enemy force occupying their country?

    Wouldn’t that make all the people who voted to remain in the EU the quislings?

    She should learn her history before she starts quoting stuff like that, the thick cunt.

    • She probably meant “quidditch” a game that Harry Potter (who she seems to be modelling her image on) played with his white privileged school, only open to elite magical types.

      She probably has a lesbo house elf (water midget Ellie ©️Miserable Northern Cunt) to lick her tuppence, twice a week😢

    • They wouldn’t be quislings if they voted Remain, but they would be quislings if they subsequently plotted to reverse or sabotage the will of the people.

  4. Does she know what quisling means? I thought it meant a traitor who collaborates with a foreign power.
    So voting for Brexit is actually the opposite of being a quisling.
    Stupid fucking bitch.
    A timely cunting as she’s on radio 2 as I write.
    Just turned it off.

    • If she wasn’t a dyke, I wonder if she’d get the chance to use it.
      She’s no oil painting.

    • A boy named Sue.

      Even a headbanger like me could of forecast her political stance and views.
      Listen fishbreath,
      You and your middle class leftie posturing mean nowt to the likes of me,
      I couldn’t give a fuck,
      Put a dress on and some lippy and maybe I’ll listen.

      • Ok at the moment thanks CG.
        In some list for it pulled.
        Hope they do it before Christmas?!!
        Got a week of feasting an boozing planned!!🤪

  7. Transference I believe. Much as the woke cunts like to claim the moral high ground they fail to realise they are on a mound at the bottom of an ocean. They think it’s acceptable to hate based on opinions or political persuasion. The bile they aim at those who think differently would horrify them if based on race or creed unless that creed be Judaism or Christianity.

    They call us stupid or ignorant, they suggest we shouldn’t have a vote, they think it’s acceptable to remove our freedom of speech, all because we dare to hold an opposing opinion.

    Hated for the way you think, surely your thoughts are the most sacred of rights?

    • Oh no that makes me sad.

      Such fond memories of watching ‘Around with Alliss’ as a kid.

      • Me too. Peter Alliss was the last of his kind.
        Never afraid to slag off Augusta, Faldo or Woods but only when called for and unlike the other lily livered cunts.

        Quite understandable him filling hours of time sending occasional good wishes to his mates amongst which the likes of “Bunty down in Devon, propped up at the 19th recovering from his prostate operation”.

        Fine connoisseur of Clunge too given his occasional comments over some of the short skirted / long legged USA babes (see Natalie Gulbis). A Round With Alliss-he was very clearly a fan of Dame Kiri wasn’t he?

        RIP Big Man

  9. I’m glad I’m not on Twitter because it would be my conduit to becoming the worst troll in history.

    But then I hear cretin’s like this going on and on about the vile abuse she gets on Twitter and I realise that in the Troll League, I’m in Division 3.

    So carry on love but may be try to reflect for a moment on why you’re hated so much.

    Insulting 17.4m isn’t the brightest thing to do pet.

    Oh on a post note my phone has actually started to recognise the word CUNT. Brilliant

  11. Actually, she looks a bit like Buddy Holly in the nom photo:

    Perky Sue
    Perky Sue
    Oh how my guts
    Churn for you
    Oh Perky
    My Perky Sue-a-hoo
    Well they hate you girrrrrl
    Hate you Perky Sue
    A-hoo a-hoo a hoo a hoo hoo

    Everyday, it’s a getting closer
    Cheer with me
    If your a Brexit voter
    Leave Eu rule
    Will surely come my way
    A-hey a-hey a-hey hey

    Fucking silly little rug muncher😂

  12. Never done a proper days work in her life.
    Therefore, she can Get To Fuck.
    L E A V E M E A N S L E A V E.

  13. She/he reminds of a Bernard Manning joke. Bloke in Tesco’s puts a tin of bins, a mushroom, a slice of bacon, tin of tomatoes on the checkout. Girl on the checkout says “You’re a single bloke aren’t you”, the bloke replies “how do you know that?” to which the checkout girl replies “Because your a right ugly cunt”.

  14. I bet she wouldn’t take too kindly to it if I tweeted that The Lezzas are degenerates.perverts and mentals….indeed,she’d probably call me a troll and demand that I was removed from Twitter…even if I then qualified my remarks by saying that I actually only meant ugly “celebrity” lezzas,she still wouldn’t be too chuffed.

    Stupid Cunt.

  16. There are a great many of her ilk, both male and female. Not remotely funny, yet describe themselves as comics. Mostly given sustenance by the BBC and perhaps some Islington ‘comedy’ clubs. They are so woke that they cant actually tell jokes except Brexit, Boris, Trump.
    Yawn.

  17. What a typical (male wannabe) Lesbian…she obviously wears the strap on in her relationship and she is like most most female comedians not funny at all. If she met me she would obviously turn into a normal heterosexual woman and wear dresses, clean the house and cook my dinner but I cannot bring myself to bother chatting her up. Always wanted to give her co host Mel Giedroyc one though.

  18. She doesn’t know much about history does she? Quisling sold out the Norwegian people to Hitler in exchange for power. Or at least, the illusion of power. Us Brexiteers acted out of patriotism. We love our country and we want it to be a sovereign nation. The true Quislings are the likes of Perkins, who despise the UK and her people and would happily the country turned into a vassal state of a Sovietesque political empire.

    • Perkins probably hopes that Blighty will be ‘policed’ by an army of Soviet shot putter type lezzas who will ‘keep her in line’.

  19. What really irks about these cunts is that not for one moment have they stopped to consider they may be wrong.

    Immigration for example, those of us who want to limit immigration can still see benefits to controlled immigration and welcome immigrants who integrate and contribute. The opposing view is that any control in immigration is racist, no person is illegal, it’s wrong to detain illegal migrants.

    Which of those views is extremist?

  20. In other news-

    Subject Access YouTube channel currently showing thousands of Sikhs protesters, organised against the change in law against farmers (fair enough).

    Hundred of police present, no arrests though.
    Not like the solitary 78 year old women, protesting against the lockdown, starfished by five police cunts and thrown in the back if a pig van last week.
    One rule for them.
    That your “white privilege” in action, right there……

    Fuck Boris
    Fuck Kahn
    Fuck Dick

    Fucking cunts👎👎👎

    • You tube have are now requesting contributors divulge race and gender so they can prioritise content from non white heterosexual males.

  21. I wouldn’t mind if she didn’t describe herself as a comedian. She’s rather just a TV presenter. She did a semi-informative, how we used to cook, up your arts style programme with that other cunt Giles Coren (The Supersizers Go… Victorian) etc.

    The thing is in these sound bites they never mention the flip side and respect the will of the people. The EU is a shit stained mess. Who gives a fuck if an independent Britain decides to give large grants to technological research (outside of European Tariiffs) creating an uneven playing field? That isn’t even an issue for other countries inside the euro zone that have never been part of the European Union. A bunch of cunts indeed.

    I had a dream the other night about watching a Channel 5 style programme called “Hitler’s Fishtank”. He had a dolphin in one and then ate a piranha fish.

  22. Who gives a fuck what it thinks?
    Type into Twatter as fast as you can,it makes no difference.
    A TV tax unemployable cunt.
    Fuck off to Belgium and see how you get on.

  23. Not wishing to stray off cunting great news coming out of Millwall yesterday.

    Funnily enough I bet Ms Perkins is an avid supporter of said ‘cause’.

    I’ve been saying for a while now that when the fans get back in the grounds the booing will start but you don’t have to be a brain surgeon to work that out.

    I have a mate who’s a Colchester fan and he told me it happened down there too.

    People Power and fuck the chattering classes who’ve had it all their way this last 9 months, I sincerely hope this is kick back.

    • Good. I hate football but might go just to boo the posturing pillocks promoting black power, anti-semitism and the downfall of capitalism.
      Thick as a whale omelette.

    • The usual suspects condemning the booing. The ones booing may feel like me, that the pregnant woman who had a gun shoved to her stomach is never thought of as a victim by these BLM fuckwits.

  24. Gormless unfunny wanna be tampon of a person, this is what happens when these cunts are given to much leeway, same goes for modern day TV that keeps using these fuck knuckles…. Nobody wants to see this unfunny poe faced cow it’s time for the abattoir for her carrier as far as I’m concerned….

  25. Tomorrow is supposed to be the last day of talking bollocks with the EU cunts. Then we’ll see if Boris has retrieved his ballbag from his bird’s handbag. What the fuck it’s got to do with this ugly bag of bones I don’t know.
    “Quislings” is a fucking joke. As for “zealots”, tell that to The New European fuckface.

    • Oh yeah, and as for “headbangers” tell that to Pisshead Campbell the next time he’s losing his rag on the telly. You slag.

      • Ive just had a massive hunch,
        Shit, Campbell’s a good one for Deadpool!
        Pisshead, depressed, melancholy at Christmas,
        Someone confiscate his belt and shoelaces!😀🤪😀

    • Project fear has been out in force again today.

      Apparently, if we don’t cave in to EU demands, e.g. business as usual, food prices will rocket and vital medicines will be unobtainable.

      Softening us up so the Jellyfish can emerge next week portraying his EU dictated bad deal as an “oven ready triumph for the British people!”

      They even tried to suggest the Covid vaccine could be delayed. Good news for the anti-vaxxers I suppose, every cloud…

      Past fucking caring, me.

  26. This tuppence flicking pucker faced cunt Perkins is a Game Of Thrones fan.
    What a fucking surprise, eh? The ugly dyke probably frigs herself off to it every night.

    • Why do these gobshites always look like something that escaped from Porton Down in the dead of night? I bet the milk goes off every time she looks in the fridge. The cunt.

  27. Just heard that cabinet minister George Eustice has declined to condemn the booing at Millwall yesterday saying that BLM are a political movement.
    Too fucking right.
    Unlike a politician to get something right, fair fucking play to him.
    Booing at Colchester and West Ham yesterday too but you won’t hear about that on the BBC obviously.

  28. I wouldn’t give George too much praise Cupid,
    I saw the interview and he hovered on saying he condemned the booing.
    Gave a ‘politicians’ answer,
    Neither supported or condemned.
    He reminds me of clive Anderson!
    Frail childs body+ massive Frank sidebottom head.

  29. Serial winner of the annual “Miranda Hart Award for Unfunniest Comedian” and a worthy recipient in 2020.

  30. I nominate her for a single golden ticket for a visit to Unkle Terry’s Oven world.Horse faced bint.

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