There are times when Wireless 4’s You & Yours programme can be as funny – in both senses of the word – as the Starmer fanzine LabourList.

Take today, for example (December 2nd 2020) On this week of forthcoming mass unemployment, one item was about yuppie wankers who must “grab a coffee” at the coffee shop instead of making it themselves.

Thirty minutes or so in, though, the reach the nadir – “Relaxed Tailoring” which apparently means “onesies” and elasticated waist suits.

God help us – I am lost for words (for once):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000py97

Lazy bastards should have been in the services – elasticated waists? if your gut is too flabby daily PT will sort you out – I’d love to see the precious little snowflakes endure that.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Starmer deserves a nomination.

He deserves for being a gutless, two faced coward.

Only a few days ago, (it’s Friday the 4th of December as I type this), he was doing rounds, telling everyone who would listen that he was against lockdowns and the tier system.

Then the little bitch told his MP’s to abstain in a vote on the issue.

What craven, cowardly shit he is. He could have told them to vote against it, thereby joining forces with the Tory rebels to shove a well deserved rocket up Jellyfish Johnson’s fat ass.

But no, the cunt told his MP’s NOT to vote, which handed the government a win by a huge majority.

FUCK YOU Starmer.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

This ugly tart, who crawled to fame originally on one of those Saturday night low rent “talent” shows, is the epitome of a skank.

I think she made a record that stank almost as much as Margaret Beckett’s bloomers, and when her “singing” career ended somehow (and God knows how because she is hardly a looker) managed to become a sort of media talking head on some trashy daytime TV show. The tabloid press also love her, and she is hardly publicity shy – every threadbare mediocre detail of her sordid relationship with an ex actor, a Joey Essex wannabe gets prominence in their tawdry pages.

Anyway, today she has become a style icon, modelling her latest wardrobe from the eveningwear section of Primark:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13350481/stacey-solomon-pjs-slippers/

I wonder the outfit didn’t have her price list attached on a sandwich board.

It is sad to think that there are probably thousands of British schoolgirls who aspire to this trollops lifestyle – a monument to ugliness, talentlessness and the grace and poise of an obese elephant with Diane Abbott on it’s back.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

(..no, not those kinds of architects. Real ones! – DA)

Architects are cunts.

Builders can simply put up a house. Its easy. Architects think they are clever cunts when in actual fact they are just cunts, getting in the fucking way .

They are also prostitutes despoiling England for the last 80 years with their corrupt schemes.

We think Zimbabwe is corrupt. It has nothing on this country. I know the person who delivered the suitcase (it was that big) for the shard.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Why?

Well i was just doing an online shop at Tesco (because like a lot of cunters I detest the company of most humans unless friends or family) when a box of ‘6 SNOWFLAKE mince pies’ appeared in front of my binos.

‘Fuck me’ thinks yours truly. ‘M.K has now given the woke bastards their own range of treats’.

Well what can we say? The supermarkets now only advertise with various tanned hues and browning levels from the Human Toaster and now the woke brigade have their own box of pies.

Now I know it’s a tongue in cheek cunting, but it begs the question that if a true Snowflake objects to the term being used by Mr Kipling, in how many hours will the product be pulled from the shelves and remarketed as ‘non binary gender fluid holiday pies’?

Anyway, you can be assured the snowflake pies are nowhere to be seen in my trolley.

Cunts.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch