Match Of The Day 2

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Match Of The Day 2 – 13/12/20

An equality cunting for the above, please for having a wimminz footballer, Alex Scott as a pundit. You, luv, have never played at the level you’re commenting on so your input is invalid. Linekar might be a goat-jugged smarmy cunt but at least he’s played at the highest level. She’s the equivalent of a first-aider commenting on a surgeons performance on a triple bypass. The only thing I want to hear from you, sweetheart, is asking how many sugars I want in my fucking tea. And, as I type this, there’s a fucking bird commentating on the Brighton/Leicester game. Excuse me whilst I have a stroke. Is there fuck-all sacred, left?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

87 thoughts on “Match Of The Day 2”

  1. Alex Scott isn’t bad looking I suppose, but she’s too gobby for my liking. And her ‘expertise’ on football would boil my piss. I do not like wimmin who think they know about the game and act like they’ve played at the highest level. Simple as that.

    I’m not against women in football entirely, mind. That photo of the Argentina women’s team showing their arses always brings a smile to my face.

    https://xxxpornozone.com/xxx/argentina-girls-soccer-team.jpg

    • There are lyrics to the MOTD theme tune.

      “I said fuck off you fucking bastard,
      Fuck off you fucking twat”

      (Repeat throughout)

    • You and me both Miles. The combination of that jug-eared, sanctimonious cuntbubble and all those gormless wankers “taking the fucking knee” to a pernicious ideology that none of them really have a fucking clue about really makes me want to puke my fucking ring up.

  3. Match of the Day used to be prime viewing on a Saturday night 20-25 years ago in our house. Not any more. Now watch the highlights on YouTube the next day to save myself from the utter wankfest the show has become. You’ve got the microscopically limited footballing knowledge of this bint, the dulcet tone of boring snake eyes Shearer, Martin Keown who’s face resembles a character off of a Guess Who board and of course Uber smug and mega cunt jug ears Lineker all being paid a small fortune from the public purse to talk utter bollocks and general hand wringing fucking shit over one our nations favourite sporting pastimes.

    The whole show needs putting out to pasture.

  6. When was the last time anyone praised a useful footie pundit?
    I’ve watched the game already, I can see what the players did, why go I need your opinion?
    Give your fee to the needy and your body to Ebola research.
    * If your surname is Linekunt, do it twice.

  7. The same is true with cricket. Test Match Special has been infiltrated with wimmin who are all try hards at attempting to create good conversation. They just can’t do it and are irritating cunts. if you want to commentate then go and talk about women’s cricket (that no one gives a shit about).

    • Richie Benaud:

      “Glenn McGrath dismissed for two, just 98 runs short of his century”

      And recently I heard bumble say (when the umpire got the hoop out to check the shape of the ball)

      “And the umpire is getting his ringpiece out.”

      You’d never hear such funny shit from a wimminz commentator/pundit because they’re unfunny.

      They are fucking ruining every sport with this shit. Somebody mentioned yesterday that some split arse was giving batting advice to Brian Lara the other day.

      Brian fucking 501 not out Lara!

      He was too much of a gent to just walk off in disgust.

  8. Switched to the darts the other day. Same there , two women , one commentating the other fronting the program. sheesh

  9. Ever since her gob opened in front of sourness about a “low block” every pundit worth there weight in pig shit has started to use it

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