Jurgen Klopp and BT Sport

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Jurgen Klippity Klopp is a huge cunt.

Not content with bleating on about how football needs 5 substitutes this season, despite rarely using more than two of his allotted three in most matches so far, he then went off on a disgraceful rant after Liverpool’s game with Brighton on Saturday where he blamed the interviewer and BT Sport for their injury problems and singled out Chris Wilder as a ‘selfish individual.’

I want managers to speak their mind and all but there’s no excuse for singling people out like that.

https://youtu.be/PnYeGrJhHX4

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun 

41 thoughts on “Jurgen Klopp and BT Sport”

  1. Like all foreigners if he doesn’t like the way we do things he can fuck off back where he came from. How many times do you have to point out to the squareheads that they can’t tell us what to do?

  2. Football is fucked anyway. Rotten to the core and a total circus. With the Premier League, Sky and the FA being the worst offenders. Football supporters who boo the taking of the knee are not racist. They just think it’s fucking mental that players are still bowing down and arselicking over a police killing that happened seven months ago and 4,000 miles away. Not only that, the ‘victim’ of this killing was a known criminal, who pointed loaded gun in a lady’s stomach as his friends punched her in the face and robbed her house. They’re sick of football being hijacked by wokeness and thick overpaid wankers eulogising a known thug and a criminal cunt who wasn’t and still isn’t worth a shit. I wouldn’t wipe my arse for Chicken Floyd George, never mind get on my fucking knees. Fuck him.

    (There is a nom covering the knee bending controversy due to be published in the next day or two – DA)

  3. Yeh, Klopp is beginning to really piss me off and I’ve been an LFC fan since 1965.

    1. Whinging at BT for selecting the Reds for Saturday lunchtimes in Europe weeks. Tough shit, blame it on your greedy directors and not the poor cunt interviewing you.
    2. Picking a totally unnecessary fight with Sheff Utd over subs (Wilder is right)
    3. VAR (even though LFC have had the shit end of the stick so far, but these things even out over a season)
    4.”I can’t see any benefits to Brexit”. Well Jürgen me old mate, you’re only a temporary guest here so fuck off. If the new regs require you to develop, and select, more local talent instead of hoovering up M’tembe or Carlos Kickaball from abroad then more power to the FAs elbow.

    In essence Klopp, just fucking keep your head down and do your job quietly.

    • And he wears a baseball cap, sometimes back to front. Her is 53 for fuck sake.

      He has also made some long drawn out advert where he tells us his philosophy of life. The ad is for cardboard or something, whatever.

      Give me “The Special One” any day.

  4. Soon adapted to the Liverpool way, the victim mentality that runs through the club has possessed him. What a cunt he is. Would love to see Everton dominate football in that city again.

    • Given his lack of class towards Lampard a few months back it would be hilarious if he lost the league to him. Would represent England triumphing over the ze Krauts again as well.

    • Everton! Phhf! The bitters are rubbish.
      YNWA.🦜 🏆 🥇
      All of football is fucked anyway. It’s just nice to be the last team that won the Premiership. 😀

      • Did I hear the word ‘Everton’ mentioned? I’m going to have to kick the shit out of a kitten now. See what you’ve made me do? LFC since 1976 and I’m actually from Liverpool too (novelty eh?).

  5. I never saw the incident because I don’t give 2 fucks about Premier League football.

    But clearly Klopp is throwing his toys out of the pram and being a cunt with it.

    He should think on when taking a pop at BT reporters that its the likes of BT and Sky who pay his wages and afford him the ability to buy players in part, given the billions both companies had to pay for exclusive rights to show games.

    I wonder if any of the BT pundits defended the BT interviewer, or did they all fall into line and take a middle of the road response by saying fuck all of any note?

  6. This seems like a paltry reason to be nominated though I suspect it’s compelled from envy, eh Tso’s Chiggun?

    This year has been a football write-off for all the fuckwittery on substitutes, breaks for drinks, no supporters, artificial cheering, and kneeling to the racist, BLM thugs. The fact is he’s a great manager who produces decent displays from players and this has to be accepted.

    You should’ve cunted the Herman years ago for spouting off about “God” (sigh) and Brexit (sigh). A German disgruntled about Britain scraping the Fourth Reich? Yärr, vünderbar katupel-kopff.

    • Tbh it’s mostly for his calling out Wilder and aggressive treatment of the interviewer. He could’ve got his point across without behaving like that

    • LFC have certainly done it right. With planning, getting the right man and giving him time. Unlike United who just gave Fergie’s chair to any old cunt (Moyes), a ‘big name’ that they thought would cure all (LVG and Mourinho), or someone who would be a Glazer/Woodward yes-man (Solksjaer). It has to be said that Liverpool did it absolutely right and now it’s paying off. A manager has to fit a club. Just like Fergie, just like Revie, just like Wenger, and just like Klopp.

      Oh, and The Gorton Globetrotters at the Emptyhad don’t count. Even the now dead Bury FC would have prospered with Abu Dhabi billions and a team of mercenaries.

      • Norman is one of the few posters on football whose views I respect as they are not all about sour grapes.
        How many people would not answer yes if they were asked would they like him as the manager of the team they support? I mean Klopp, not Norman by the way! Although I’d play for you Norm!
        😀

      • PS I hated Ferguson but by God did I respect the man for all that he achieved!

      • Same here, Bertie. He was a complete cunt, especially with his infamous “Fergie Time”. But bloody hell he knew his stuff, and turned Manchester United into a true European force to be reckoned with, and brought in so many talented players.

        I know he lost his way a little near the end of his tenure, but when you look at his achievements you cannot criticise him for being the ultimate winner, just like Paisley, Clough and Shankly

      • I agree Norman and Bertie…
        You have to sometimes give credit where it’s due and Fergie (the old cunt) dominated with that Man U team and was the right fit at the right time and the matches they won (especially after 20 minutes of added on Fergie time 😁) were well deserved and they set the standard.
        Now its LFC’s time and we have in Klopp not only one of the best current managers in the world but also a perfect fit for Liverpool.
        Long may it continue especially if Pep Guardiola fucks off after finishing 4th this season, the oil spending cunts.

      • Me, I’ve never liked the gurning German cunt. I like him slightly more than I liked Brenda but that’s not a lot. I liked the Spanish waiter even when he was manager of Liverpool, I like old Roy and think Liverpool fans were unfair to him. I can’t stand Gerrard but he’s on my Christmas list because he’s on his way to stopping the Celtic 10 and he may well go on to be a decent manager of Liverpool.

        Klopp may even go further down my list if he hands Spurs their first title in colour.

      • Agreed, Norman.

        Klopp has done a wonderful job at Liverpool, bringing in the right players and playing them in their best positions rather than forcing them into formations they’re not used to.

        Klopp is also easy on the eye and talks a good game, or used to. But I don’t know whether winning both the Premier league and the CL has gone to his head, but he is turning into another embittered Fergie clone, looking for excuses and generally coming off as being a bit of a cunt.

    • Talking of Ferguson, this is what he had to say about Pogcunt:
      “He was the best 18 year old I saw in my time there. But character means more than talent. He strutted about the place like he owned it. He turned up to play a reserve game at Altrincham in a Gucci tracksuit and shades, in December. I fined him and fed the tracksuit to the guillotine. He looked like the gay one out of Boyz II Men. The club was better off rid of him. People say letting him go was my biggest mistake at the club, wrong, my biggest mistake was signing the arrogant cunt.”
      Nail on head.

  8. Football is bollocks, taking the fucking knee, too many black player in the England team, it won’t be long before the only white player on the pitch for England will be in goal. I can’t understand why there aren’t more top flight black goalkeepers, jumping around in the jungle is in the genes.

    #englandinwhite

      • Not too bad thanks b and w.
        Bit pissed off with not being able to travel outside my local area and always having to wear a mask but weather not too bad and beers cheap. Things can only get better

      • ‘weather not too bad and beers cheap’
        Well its fucking freezing over here and I’ve got two flats to warm up. You gonna send me that winter fuel allowance you get then? £200 isn’t it.

      • ‘weather not too bad and beers cheap’
        Well its fucking freezing over here and I’ve got two flats to warm up. You gonna send me that winter fuel allowance you get then? £200 isn’t it.

  10. I care so little about football these days, I can’t even be bothered to call Klopp a childish and psychotic walking dentures commercial.

  12. Football is absolute shittycuntwank.

    Taking the knee, fuck off.

    It attracts the skidmarks of society to both join and watch it.

    At least rugby players don’t pretend to be fucked over a sprained ankle.

    (PS – Fuck Off WordPress, copy and paste is still a thing.)

  13. All these interviewer cunts try to get some sort of comment or reaction from a clearly pumped up manager after a game, they used to do it with that Man U cunt Fergie and Mourinho…any successful manager they try and wind up especially when they are under pressure being champions etc.
    Anyways no manager has lost it more live on air than Keegan did after red nose Fergie wound him up.
    https://youtu.be/mk87a7r0V60

  14. ‘weather not too bad and beers cheap’
    Well its fucking freezing over here and I’ve got two flats to warm up. You gonna send me that winter fuel allowance you get then? £200 isn’t it.

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