Feel a bit mean about this one but this dick splash is just one of many who think they are making a difference and want to tell the world about what they are doing and have done by living in some third world cess pit. Some of us just get a job here, pay our taxes and get on with it.
Never heard of the bloke before today but have now decided he is a cunt. Why you ask. Well this bell end has spent the past few years in India trying to help craftsmen trade their way out of poverty.
Noble idea and very worthy perhaps but since he has been in India he has contracted Malaria and Dengue Fever and somehow given the hoo hah about how deadly it is has managed to survive Covid-19.
But now the cunt has got bitten by a cobra not once but twice (how the fuck does that happen) Did Ian have medical insurance so he could cover the risks of living in a third world shit hole. No.
Those cobras by all accounts have a nasty bite (especially twice) and now he is paralysed and blinded so now for Ian it’s back to Blighty so he can get what is rightfully his in terms of medical care and 24/7 support and we can all pick up the tab.
Maybe I can be corrected on his circumstances but until then I will recommend this cunting to you cunters.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-55278667
Nominated by: Cuntsince1066
Most people would have said fuck it after the malaria. But not this cunt, Dengue Fever …. ready for home ? No. Covid …. Time to go ? No chance.
Enter Mr. Cobra ( or Mrs. ). Couple of bites …….. crippled and blind …. Throwing in the towel ? Go on then, do us a favour and send the begging bowl round.
Darwinism in action.
Get To Fuck.
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Afternoon Jack, how was your Chrimbo?
Fucking do-gooders are really annoying…if you’re of that sanctimonious bent, how about doing some good in your own country first?
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Good afternoon Thomas. Compliments of the season, Old Boy.
It’s been fairly laid back. A couple of days of excess.
At the moment I’m enjoying Doom Bar, out of my Paternal Grandfather’s old pint glass with the hunting scene on it.
I get it out every Boxing Day, and have a drink in his memory. He was very fond of beer, as well as horse racing and cricket.
I assume that you’ve had a most wondrous Yuletide. Now that you are unburdened.
Do gooders can be a frightful nuisance. As this twat demonstrates quite admirably.
Is the Sudocrem working ?
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Ever wanted to see Worzel Gummidge dressed up as a copper?
https://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/18970923.police-use-common-sense-enforce-new-covid-rules/
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That thing needs to put the turnip back on its neck.
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What is it with these top ranking women police officers that they all look like badly made up trannies? This one looks like the SS interrogator from 633 Squadron.
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Aren’t corn dollies meant to be fertility symbols? I doubt that this one has much chance of any fertilisation action in the foreseeable future without a really serious makeover.
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There is a zoo in Sandown, with a few bitey critters.
Perhaps we at IsAC can have a whip round to get “Lucky” Ian a season ticket, so he can finish the job😂👍
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We can only hope the cunt dies very soon.
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He sounds similar to that selfish wanker Norman Kember.
I was really disappointed that he was rescued from Iraq…the SAS shouldn’t have been unnecessarily exposed to danger from having to rescue that ungrateful god-botherer
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Reminds me of that loony that turned up to that island full of savages with a football and some pasties, so he could convert them to Christianity, because his particular lot of crazies believe the rapture can’t occur until everyone on earth knows about god. The dull cunt got a chest full of arrows for his trouble, and the blokes who took his cash to take him there fucked off laughing.
As far as I know, he’s still there, what’s left of him.
He must have won a Darwin Award for that, surely?
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Would that be John Chau, an American Gôd botherer, on one of the Indian Ocean Andaman islands? I think he may have deservedly been cnuted in his own right at the time.
https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/dead-american-missionary-john-allen-chau-was-carrying-football-fish-for-andaman-sentinelese-tribe-1951685
Remember folks, charity begins at home. Your own home. Give nowt to anybody.
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I think they ate him. God will provide! Waste not, want not!
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Norman Kember was and is, an absolute thundercunt of galactic proportions
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No sympathy whatsoever. Fuck the cunt.
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Bit of a fan of the TV show Snake City and actually met Simon and Siouxsie.
Both are super nice people by the way.
Anyway, not sure about cobras, but the black mamba is so fucking fast it could bite 3 or 4 times before your reflexes kick in. Yeah, it’s that fast. Cobras give several warning signs they’re not happy before they strike, so this dozy sod either wasn’t paying attention or was winding up said cobra.
Saw a fun poster one time which basically said there are no dangerous snakes unless you make them dangerous. Found it here:
https://bestcanyonproperties.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Snake-Safety-1.jpg
Happy Boxing Day one and all.
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I hope that he recovers sufficiently to fuck off to Borneo and be eaten by a python.
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He was probably trying to sexually molest the snake….he deserved to get bitten..twice.
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A butcher with impaired social skills and who only ever uses snake meat, has opened a shop in our High street.
Pretty sure he’s got Asp burgers….
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Just had a look on the Community Action Isle of Wight website.
https://www.communityactionisleofwight.org.uk/what-we-do/support-for-voluntary-groups-charities/
No mention in there of them undertaking overseas work. What the f… then was he doing in India? Did the people who foolishly donated to this organisation know that the money they gave was going to be p!ssed up against the wall in a fly blown sh!t hole half way around the world instead of being spent on local issues? No wonder India has a space programme if they let us fund their domestic issues.
The b@stard should sue the individual charity trustees for failure in their duty of care to employees if they’ve let him go abroad in their name without appropriate insurance cover. Let them fund his healthcare privately instead of out of NHS budgets.
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I feel sorry for the snake having bitten this total cunt.
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You’re right. If it caught malaria or dengue fever off him, he should be prosecuted for animal cruelty.
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I am also a bit dubious of these cunts who want to “help children” abroad….one of these corrupt money wasting organisations actually had child shankers on the payroll…can’t remember which one.
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No insurance arranged before going somewhere dangerous? – Check.
Brought home to be a drain and burden on the NHS for the rest of his life? – Check.
Bollocks to thousands of good causes he could have helped with in the UK to go waste everyone’s time in one of the richest nations in the world with a huge military budget and its own space programme? – Check.
Utter selfish cunt? – Check.
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I hope he does a slow horrible death.What a 💩💩💩
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Right fuckin Jonah isnt he?
Always ill.
Ian Jones asks you to go on holiday, dont go.
I know someone like Ian,
Touchs something he breaks it,
Cant do anything right.
People like this are a curse,
That cobra knew he was bad news.
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Greetings Miserable! How are festivities at Chez Mis?
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Good cheers LL, merry Christmas!🌲🌲
You have a good time?
Lady Creampuff was pissed as a newt, lovely lady but cant handle her drink!
Cant help being southern I suppose?
Certainly a good laugh though!
Taught her some new swearwords, and how to burp the alphabet.😁
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I decided to just do a few minutes research on this cretin and the only conclusion I can reach is FFS normally a King Cobra will kill you with one bite, this fraud gets 2 and now saddles the rest of us with care bills for the rest of his life.
I’m a supporter of Guide Dogs for the Blind but this twat, should he ever apply for one needs to be kept at the bottom of the list.
It would appear he also has a ‘company’ called ‘Sabirian’ that mimics a charity in every sense but isn’t quite one.
I’m assuming the ‘former health worker’ went to India under this banner.
I haven’t been able to establish if Community Action blaaaaaa supported it but I would bet my mortgage it did.
Both websites have a nauseating amount of diatribe about ‘community action’ and ‘inclusivenes’ and ‘climate change’ and just fucking cut and paste utter shite.
I’m beyond convinced that these types are secret Gary Glitters and go to these far flung places to bum little boys.
Fuck Ian Jones but most of all fuck that bastard King Cobra that despite 2 bites didn’t finish the job.
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Good work there CMC.
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Stupid twat.
I think I have to say more for the count, so here, I’m saying more.
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If you want to avoid snakes and still bring succour to the locals may I be so bold as to suggest Tower Hamlets. 1st class free medical facilities are a large feature likewise free translation services. Your charity will automatically qualify for government grants.
No need to risk life and limb Chittagong on Thames welcomes the bringer of freebies
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