Foreign Lorry Drivers

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Back in August I was driving the M25 when a Romanian articulated lorry driver decided he would prefer my lane rather than his. The problem was that I was overtaking him at the time and was alongside his trailer. Without indication or any other warning he pulled into my lane.

By some miracle I braked and swerved with a tyre (or tyres) on his trailer glancing several blows on the nearside of my car. Luckily the damage was slight; paint loss from the front wing, a small door dent and pain loss from the rear bumper.

To be fair to the Romanian, he apologised and presented his green card for me to photgraph. So far so good. I got a snap of his number plate and I thought then all should be OK for the claim.

Apparently not. Because I only took a snap of the rear number plate, my insurance company could not claim back costs from the Romanian lorry driver’s insurer. For some half-arsed reason, foreign lorry drivers are allowed to drive on the UK’s roads with different registration plates on the cab and the trailer!

So cunters, if you are ever hit by one of these left-hand drive clowns whilst they are not watching the road and instead eating a Yorkie, drinking cheap lager or wanking to Xhamster, then ensure you get a photo of both the front and rear number plates of the vehicle as well as the green card.

All is well that ends well, after my insurance company told me I lost my NCD as they couldn’t claim from the insurer of the cab, I argued that it wasn’t the cab that hit me, but the trailer, for which they had insurance details on the green card. After a formal complaint to them they reinstated my NCD.

What a fucking palaver!

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

48 thoughts on “Foreign Lorry Drivers”

  1. Whoa!
    Lucky you wasnt killed there Paul.
    When driving and I see foreign plates im always wary,
    No, for once not my hideous racism but common sense!
    Theyre driving in another country, possible driven for long hours, might not be able to understand the signs,
    So I give them a wide berth.
    Driving can be tiring,
    Driving in another country must be a nightmare.

  2. You probably won’t be seeing many foreign lorry drivers in the next few weeks as the scared old wimmin of the EU are banning us – ostensibly due to Covid but more than likely a girly hissy fi about Brexit.

    Whore Sturgeon is demanding Boris seeks an extension – what a surprise, the old cunt.

    • The ‘EU’ is basically Germany and France. Why they don’t just form Fremany or Grance I don’t know.

      Merkel and Macron can FUCK OFF and lick each other’s suppurated arseholes into oblivion.

      • The current truck shit is a planned move to fuck Brexit. As you say, WC nothing to do with the doomsday virus. It would not surprise me at all if that cunt in No 10 was in on it too.

        With people already reeling from bans on Christmas festivities, this is designed to ensure “popular” support for another “extension”from a terrified and harried public.

        It is also why the anti-lockdown protest in London on Saturday
        was so viciously put down by the largest number of thick, fat, bastard police I have ever seen (except for the miners strike – but they were not as lardy in those days).

        Fuck the EU, fuck the government, fuck the police.

      • I watched lots of footage-very nasty, very vicious-the dirty fucking cunts.
        Lots of portly wimminz in the Met👎

  3. They don’t beat caravans in the cunt stakes.

    Why anyone would want to purchase a hovel on wheels is beyond me.

    Why cunts who drive with them on thoroughfares I’m trying to traverse myself boils my pissflaps to suppurated suckatash.

  4. You are joking right, load’s of foreign driver’s driving UK plates, that’s why the wages are shite, I drive a truck for a living and, they are shite most of them, dirty minging bastard’s, however I work for a raciest company,whole only employ English ppl and pay decent wages, a fucking rare thing, I could tell you some stories about our culturally enriched drivers,

    • I remember looking into getting my HGV licence when I finished university in the 80’s but I couldn’t afford it. Shame, because the pay then was really good although I gather it’s nowhere near as good now.

  5. Well done, insurance companies are ubacunts, and hopefully after a no deal brexit there will be less dooshka lorry drivers over here which means less stowaway illegal immigrants cheating the system not to mention less immigrants full stop hopefully, and then things like health are and pensions should take an up turn…….. I’m sure that’s not going to happen, but I like to imagine it will, that’s if I survive the chinkly yellow pangolin fever of course…. Happy Xmas fellow cunts

  6. I feel your pain Paul.

    I got twatted across two lanes by some Polish wagon driver on the M25 about four years ago.

    Near side front wing, front alloy, wing mirror, passenger door, rear quarter and rear alloy torn to bits by the wheel nuts on the dozy cunt’s Scania.
    This was even more terrifying as I was driving a Fiat 500 at the time.

    I called the police on the cunt.

    Insurance took over a year to find the twat, only to find out he wasn’t insured.

    • Fiat 500 on the M25 surrounded by half-drunk Dooshka lorry drivers sober Asian “drivers”, and coke’d up cunts in Mercs? You’re a brave feller, OB.

  7. Don’t worry Paul, if Derek Bird’s brother and the jellyfish hold their nerve, you’ll be less likely to bump into one of these cunts again, but don’t count on it!!!

  8. Well I suppose now that all the foreign (and UK) wagons are parked up in Kent there’ll be less chance of accidents…unless you’re hit by a panic-buyer who can’t see over his dash due to the 300 rolls of shit-house paper or Londoner speeding to the airport to get his “new, highly-contagious” strain of Covid-infected carcass onto the last flight out of Saigon/
    I really can’t imagine what the fuck it’s going to be like in the short-term if there is a “no-deal Brexit”.

    • On the news bloke saying his Scottish langoustines stranded in Kent on way to France.
      Imagine opening the lorry doors on thousands of rotting crusteceans?!!
      Must be like taking down Jess Philips knickers!

      • Aye, well. This time of year it’s a cunt getting out there to catch them and the weather’s put a crimp in what’s possible. The last few months must have been a bastard for the (scampi) prawn boats and this would just put the tin lid on it. Thank Christ I got out of that business.

      • “langoustine” indeed…we’ll have none of your French-foppery here….”Dublin Bay Prawn” or “Scampi” if you please.

        Morning,All.

      • Is it scampi?
        Well I never!😀
        I thought when they said langoustines it was something dead exclusive!
        Posing cunts.
        Love a bit of scampi!!

      • CS is about to remind us that the Latin is ‘nephrops norvegicus’ and they also answer to ‘Norway lobster’

        Praans.

    • The chances of ‘no deal’ now are almost zero. It’ll either be a bad deal (for us) or an extension to the transition period.

  9. Are these the same types who steam into the back of stationary cars,turning children into mush?
    Whilst fiddling about with their phone?
    That’s a cunts trick which should be a hanging offence.

  10. Good Cunting CM, I notice more and more of these cunts on our roads. Bringing over their shite for their fellow country men and women. Do they pay and contribute to our roads upkeep? I bet the EU generously give us back some of our money we gave them (in the first place) towards the upkeep of our roads. Lorry driver’s are cunts anyways and seem to think because they’re in some big vehicle they they are the second police force. Why can’t reduce the lorries by making the cunt ship their shite via the Thames and we take of it from there? Think of all the jobs it would create (and the stealing opportunities).
    I hope we have no deal and afterwards we are all given letters of marque allowing us to plunder their lorries for our own gain…it’ll be like the 1700s when I was a Pirate.

  11. What a blinder eh? A new super strain of COVID is found on the verge of brexit being finalised deal or no deal.

    It’s found in southeast England of all the places in the world. A 48 hour closure of ports to goods entering and leaving the U.K. no big deal, if that is made a month or more things get sticky for Blighty.

    Food shortages, riots, suddenly the U.K. needs the EU to save it.

    Foreign lorry drivers are cunts, so are a lot of British ones.

    We need them though.

  12. I was driving on the 2 lane motorway between Bologna and Milan in my campervan a few years ago. There was a Bulgarian lorry driver, in the inside lane swaying across the lanes every few minutes. We followed him for about 30 miles and when eventually we were able to pass his feet were on the dashboard and he was reading a book.

  13. Last insurance claim I had was when I was sat on a bus years ago late at night (probably pissed) going home. Some cunt foreign driver swerved in front of the bus forcing the bus driver to brake causing me and some cunt next to me to go forwards…I had an idea ‘start holding your neck’ I said to the cunt next to me. Foreign cunt driver wanders in the bus and talks to the bus driver and as it was near Kings college Hospital (south London) I go to hospital pretending I have whiplash. They couldn’t trace the driver and I ended up getting a very nice payout from the MIB which pays aaaaht for uninsured drivers. The daft cunts paid me more than I should have got as well so I bought the sexy sounding solicitor who helped me aaaht a voucher for some shop as it’s important to share the I’ll gotten gain.
    Actually thinking abaaaaht it, that’s Freddie the Frogs manor…was it you Freddie driving abaaaht uninsured?

  14. At least the European cunt truck drivers don’t seem to have their cab lit up like Blackpool illuminations and 40 unnecessary lights on their truck flashing all the other lorries and generally being cunts. Don’t get me started in the wankers with their name on on the truck cabin (usually in lights)…sad wankers.
    Whenever I spot a truck driver being a cunt I cut across them at 90mph in the Audi to wind them up and look in my rear view mirror as they disappear no doubt shouting ‘bloody Audi drivers’. The fat cunts.

  15. Driving down to Cornwall on the 303, years ago, on a stretch where you go on the m4, a foreign lorry driver was doing 50mph on the inside lane, and weaving slightly.
    As I passed him, he had his feet on the dash and was watching a portable telly.
    It was 5.am and as we were the only vehicles on the road, I swerved in front of him, then slowed down.
    For balance, a few years before, with “er indoors” in her car, on the M3, we passed a little hatchback doing 30mph on the inside lane-
    She asks me: “What the fuck are they doing?”
    The young lad had the BIGGEST smile in his face -and the way his girls head was bobbing up and down, I reckon he was approaching the vinegar strokes.
    As we passed, a quick toot on the horn and a couple of thumbs up, made him laugh👍

      • Wanksock what abaaaaht the shoppers innocently aaaht and abaaaaaht shopping and have to see you getting sucked off.
        You should be ashamed of yourself. 😁

      • Got one on a long coach journey back in the day, under a blanket. Must’ve been fucking obvious to others on the coach.

        What a fucking disgrace.

  16. Our postman, aged 25, was killed in 1997 by a Romanian lorry driver who was driving on the wrong side of the road.

    The Romanian was never brought to justice, though there was talk by some locals of going over there and hunting him down and topping him. I don’t think anything came of it.

    Our lovely postie had been married about 7 months previously. He was a skilled biker and could turned professional if he wanted. This talented young man’s life ended by a piece of foreign shit.

  17. Hopefully after Brexit we can start issuing weekly licenses for foreign lorry drivers, say £100 a week. We are an island race so very easy to impose. Germany, as far as I know is about the only country in Europe not to charge foreign drivers for the use of their roads. Everyone else has either tolls or weekly vignettes. The Swiss charge you about £40 for a pass which lasts until the end of the year, the same price whether bought on 31st December or 1st January.
    I was fined 120 Euros for driving 100 yards into Austria one night for not having a vignette, the hire car company about 20 miles down the road knew I was going to Austria and didn’t mention it. I was nearly locked up when I remarked that you could tell Adolph was born in the area.

    • i believe the French have put a stop to all traffic coming to England because of the new virus strain. Does this include rubber dinghies?

  18. Funny you know Europe was silent on China keeping quiet about Covid-19 and trying to keep it under wraps , apparently it was racist , funny though the odious cunts are up in arms about us not telling Europe about the new strain and keeping quiet, now Europe go FUCK yourselves you cunts

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