Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted renowned French fashion designer Pierre Cardin would be the next dead dude.Cardin conked out today aged 98.
Onto Dead Pool 188. You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
My Picks (Shaun) :
Dai Davies
Larry King
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Floyd Little
In there Boris. Good shot, Sir.
Tommy Docherty (ex Man United manager)
Frank O’ Farrell (another ex Man United manager)
Patsy King (governor from Prisoner Cell Block H)
Henry Woolf (Frankie Barrow from Steptoe & Son)
Gene Hackman (Lex Luthor)
An Aussie mate of mine has told me that two ‘Prisoner’ actresses have recently carked it as they say in Oz. So I’ll stick with Patsy.
2
June Brown
Slick Woods
Tom Smith (rugby)
Angela Lansbury
Joe Biden
1
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Stan Bowles
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
Katie price
Harvey price
Beast of Bolsover
Eric Clapton
Marky Ramone
0
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
David Icke
David Irving
Rose West
0
Richard Wilson
Loretta Switt
Cloris Leachman
Shannen Doherty
Robert Wagner
0
Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
0
Irene Papas – Greek actress (e.g. Zorba the Greek & The Guns of Navarone)
George Shultz – US Secretary of State under Reagan
Robert Fyfe – Scottish actor (e.g. Howard from Last of the Summer Wine)
William Russell – English actor (e.g. Ian Chesterton male assistant to 1st Dr Who)
Norman Jewison* – Canadian film director (e.g. In the Heat of the Night & Fiddler on the Roof)
* standing in for Roger Corman in this ‘pool
0
Norman Tebbit
Henry Winkler
Michael York
Buzz Aldrin
Tim Curry
0
The Fonz?
Arold, yer callous little bleeder!😁
3
I always thought there was something about off about the Fonz MNC.
He was obviously in his late 20s or 30s and hung around with a bunch of teenagers.
3
Nothing sinister about it!
He had the mental age of 12.
Heyyyy…..
3
*a bit off about the Fonz
0
I always thought it was shite.
2
Your thinking of the welsh version.
Happy Dai’s.
4
Bill Oddie
Shirley Williams
Lord David Owen
Roy Hattersley
Sidney Poitier
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei
Good darts Boris
0
George Foreman
Michael Douglas
Stevie Wonder
Ian Lavender
Paul Rodgers
0
Khaled Mashal
Wayne Osmond
Paul McCartney
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Brian De Palma
0
Paul McCartney is a wasted one this tight fisted bastard is too tight to die 👎👎
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burden
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
0
The Dalai Lama
Eve Marie Saint
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Welcome struck, Boily.
0
Jimmy Greaves
Roy Walker
Yaphet Kotto
Robert Duvall
Lionel Blair
0
I’ll have Frank Williams (F1) instead of Robert Duvall thanks. So thats…
Jimmy Greaves
Roy Walker
Yaphet Kotto
Frank Williams (F1)
Lionel Blair
0
[Gets popcorn and awaits Freddie’s retort with baited breath]
2
I love living up to my reputation in the dead pool description HS, I am sure I nominated Greavsie before Freddie ever did (although I’m sure he’ll say he did) but either way I have him now and I think I’ll win this Dead Pool.
How are you HS? Good Christmas etc?
1
I always find it difficult to whittle it down to 5 B&WC.
There’s a few others I have up my sleeve – don’t think anyone’s ever nominated them.
I’m not so bad at the moment B&WC, I haven’t felt very festive this year.
I think we’ll be in another lockdown come January 2021.
Worra’ carry on!
How about you? Still with the same woman? Or on the lookout for your next conquest?
1
Yep still with the same bird, getting fed up with her now… I may join an online dating site as there is nowhere open to go and meet a nice lady.
1
Thanks all:
Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
0
Giovanna Ralli
Garry Rossington
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Lord Pearson pf Rannoch
Good Shot, Boris the B.
0
Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Beverly Cleary
Eileen Ash
Benjamin Ferencz
Nice work Boris (not that one, cunts)
0
Tony Bennett
Sleepy Joe Kiddie Sniffer Biden
Rolf Harris
Micheal Parkinson
Thelma Barlow
0
Hestletine
Bill Shatner
Clint Eastwood
Shirley Bassey
Nicola Sturgeon
0
Joel Gray
Hal Holbrook
Sonny Barger (Altamont hells angel geezer)
Glynis John
Leslie Phillips
0
Owen Jones
Putin Russian cunt
Kim cunt North Korea 🇰🇵
Steve ovett
Snoop dog 🐶 cunt
1
Ted Dexter
Henry Kissinger
Mohamed Al-Fayed
John Hemingway (The Last of the few)
David Attenborough
0
Bernard Cribbins
Mel Brooks
Christopher Plummer
Tom Lehrer
Hamish MacInnes
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl
0
Skinner’s been taken by Miserable “sticky fingers” Northern Cunt.
0
Greil Marcus
Marcus Brigstocke
Markus Stockhausen
Imelda Marcos
Arthur Scargill
0
Paul Sorvino
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Dominic Chianese
Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
0
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
John Astin
Bill Ward
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Boris.
0
Murray Walker
Sarah Harding
Tom Parker
Prunella Scales
Bob Dole
1