Dead Pool [186]

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Congratuulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted Chuck Yeagar the first test pilot to break the speed of sound would be the next to pass away at the ripe age of 97.

On to Deadpool 186:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Floyd Little
Larry King

My Picks (GTC):

Larry King
Tom Smith (rugby)
Dai Davies
Slick Woods
Dick Van Dyke

(Seems our admins are so keen they called it twice!)

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [186]”

    • Frazer was on Doctors last week WM4FS and looked pretty sound to me. Correction, “according to Mrs Hunt”

  2. The Dalai Lama
    Eve Marie Saint
    Rupert Murdoch
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson

    Well-struck, Dukes.

  6. HRH Philip, Duke of Edinburgh ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵐ
    John Major ᵐᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵐ
    Joe Biden ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵐ
    Ahmet Necdet Sezer ᵐᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵐ
    Charles, my dry cleaner’s best friend ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵐ

    • Lynsey died some years ago. Used to give me the horn something awful.
      Sugar me ?
      All night, dear lady, all night.

  12. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Christopher Plummer
    Henry Kissinger
    Norman Lear (Writer)
    Harry Belafonte

  13. Arthur Scargill
    Imelda Marcos
    No Deal
    Brexit
    The Queen (soon after she gets the jab)

  14. It annoys me somewhat to see so many people in the UK singing his praises. Yes, as a pilot, he did some truly incredible things, but I wonder how many people in the UK knew just how much he despised the British people? And don’t get me wrong here, sincere condolences to his family. Apparently, it stems from his time as a fighter pilot in the second world war. It seems he thought the British weren’t grateful enough for his service. And despite it being pointed out by the rest of his squadron that the UK had already spent just over two years fighting the Germans, pretty much alone, and consequently weren’t exactly going to be hugely impressed by the new arrivals, he still hated the British. In fact, he once said that the only people he hated more than the Germans, were the British.

    • And the cunt was not the first cunt to “break the sound barrier”. Far from it. A number of unsung test pilots shit their flying suits first.

    • That cunt couldn’t hold a torch to Eric ‘Winkie’ Brown. A real hero test pilot who tested over four hundred different aircraft.

    • Clearly the popular opinion is that the Yank Cunt deserves a cunting. Would you be so kind as to oblige QD?

  15. Anne Buydens
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Bernie Madoff
    Benjamin Ferencz

    Nice work Duke

  17. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper pooper-scooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  19. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

  23. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Fine shooting Your Grace…

  24. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    John Gotti Junior
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)

  26. Khaled Mashal
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Brian De Palma
    Wayne Osmond
    Paul McCartney

  29. Terence Stamp
    Judith Durham (Singer from the Seekers)
    Michael Fish
    Robert Wagner
    Frank Ifield

  30. This is a right how d’you do. Cripes ! Got to post me noms again.
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies
    Pull your socks up, admin.
    You’re an absolute shower !
    :o)

    Bang on, Duke.

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