Sympathy for the Queen having to see this list of (mostly) cunts on a weekly basis. I invite ISAC correspondents to further embellish my descriptions in your customarily humorous and perceptive way.
IMPORTANT NOTE : Two word limit; three for that Uber cunt of the century Blair.
Notice how things really started to go relentlessly tits up after Supermac and with brief exceptions it’s been downhill all the way.
Churchill. Colossus. Winner
Macmillan. Witty. Cool
Eden. Lost Suez
Hume. Interim Nobody
Wilson. Slimy Devaluer
Heath. EECs patsy
Callaghan. Shifty. Strikebound
Thatcher. Principled. Competent
Major. Edwina’s sextoy
Blaircunt. Zealot. Antichrist.Warmonger
Brown. Dour cunt
Cameron. PR consultant
May. Overpromoted Backbencher
Johnson. Isn’t Corbyn
Nominated by: Isaac Hunt
Sticking to the rules, comments refer to 1952 onwards
Churchill: too old,
Eden: Eisenhower’s bitch,
Macmillan: arrogant aristocrat,
Home: Skelator’s understudy,
Wilson: underrated achievements,
Heath: possible bandit,
Callaghan: neoliberalism’s midwife
Thatcher: possibly insane,
Major: boring accountant,
Blair: definitely insane,
Brown: pointless nonentity,
Cameron: pig shagger,
May: who’s this?
Johnson: total cunt.
A joke for your Thursday…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/11/05/joke-of-the-day-22/
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Never thought of Callaghan like that – couldn’t see it at the time – but you’re absolutely right!
And right again to say this, as you did a couple of days ago (same link)
They’re all …all arrogant elitists, all full of garbage. To them I would simply say: can you fix a toilet? Service an engine? Fit a solar energy system? Help an old person wash with dignity? Teach a child to read? No? So why should you and your ilk rule in place of the sort of people who do real jobs in the real world?
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Blair : not dead yet
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The Undead.
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Blair: still a cunt
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Aw fuck it
Blair:in packing case with starving rats.
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Anthony Blair: Queer motherfucker
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Cameron…Eton’s Shame.
Johnson…Eton’s Damnation.
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Everything single one of them….Utter Cunt.
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Major: More Peas
Blair: Kill Them All
Brown: Eye eye
Cameron: Fucked Up
May: Back Stabber
Johnson: The Clown
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Her Madge has had to endure a cavalcade of colonial fuckwits as well,
Scott “Scomo” Morrison: ad exec, televangelist.
Malcolm Turnbull: elitist, oblivious to political skulduggery.
Antony Abbott: elitist, fanatical papist.
Kevin Rudd: Megalomaniac, CCP apologist.
Julia Gillard: Inept career hack, stupid fake accent (Adelaide folk don’t talk like that).
John Howard: elitist career functionary.
Paul Keating: elitist , nostalgic Fenian, parvenu.
Bob Hawke: traitor and total cunt.
Malcolm Fraser: bumbling inept fool.
Gough Whitlam: sheltered middle class prat that didn’t have the balls to call the Americans bluff and stop the coup (I don’t blame the Seppo’s, they did what was in their best interests at the time).
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Johnson:Shithead.What is the point of another lockdown?Yes let’s listen to the SAGE party.WHEN were they voted in?We are turning into North Korea
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I wonder what term Dame Kweer would deserve, should Boris’ attempt to make him next PM succeed?
Oleaginous Cunt
is my offer
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Widow Twanky?
Christopher Biggins?
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Gormless looking turd
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Cunt Sinister
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Slime, Lawyer (same thing)
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Greased Weasel.
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Queen Liz probably has a decade left in her so there will be two or three more useless turds to add. One of them will be a brownie. I just hope it’s never PM Khan visiting the palace.
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Itll be Prime minister Lammy calling on old Liz at the palace.
“You old white racist!!
Whatchoo doing in my chair?”
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Sorry Prime Minister, one doesn’t speak Ooga-Dooga.
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Talking of ex-PMs, it made me smile listening to May rip into Boris yesterday over the latest lockdown fiasco.
He walked out and made her look like some kind of hero for the silent majority. She bangs on about how Boris doesn’t listen and is screwing the nation, without any self-awareness to her own traitorous ways over Brexit when she was PM and not listening to anyone other than the EU.
And of course being a back bencher, she can fling all sorts of shit at the PM knowing full well it won’t affect her personally other than being a two-faced cunt.
When will we ever get another PM like Thatcher again? She was a cunt as well, but at least you knew where she stood.
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I saw too.Doris is a petulant child.An utter snake.No interest in only himself.An unflushable turd.I hope someone stabs him in the back and forces him out.
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Perhaps you should have just finished that last sentence at ‘back’.
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When you look At the useless cunts she is solely responsible for breeding into this world, all the prime minsters combined make easy work.
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Bozo- fat toff.
Bozo-duplicitous cunt.
Bozo-disconnected liar.
May-treasonous harpie.
May-ungainly skank.
May-Jabirou Stork.
Heath- elitist pedarest.
Heath-revolting snob.
Heath-morning sickness.
All cunts. 😃
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Your list made me laugh aloud, thank you Isaac.
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Great list Isaac well done.
I’d just add;
Blair; Mr Shit-eating Grin
May; The Appeaser
Major; Currie eater
Heath; EUman
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Alf Garnett famously said “I’ve lived under 15 Prime Ministers and been bloody poor under every one of them.” I’m catching Alf up fast (13 and counting) and would only have liked to buy a drink for one of them, Mrs Thatcher. The others can just fuck right off (with the exception Blair, who should be rotting in a fucking oubliette).
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Double counted Wilson in my 13, so not quite as old as you may have thought!
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I wouldn’t mind living under Penny Mordaunt….
One of the PMs nommed was so instantly forgettable that he was mistaken for a Cardinal (Basil Hume), vs. Alec Douglas-Home. Which also sounds like a weird boxing match.
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Major: Grey man
Blair: Satan himself
Brown: Jock Imposter
Cameron: Posh(er) Blair
May: The Appeaser
Johnson: The End
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Brown – British Jobs for…
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I see Blair’s still burbling about wot *we* godda, y’know, do to cure Covid.
If he hadn’t jumped ship two years before his term as an MP ended because the financial roof was about to fall in, forcing a by-election, and taking a nice big earner from JP Morgan, he would even now be blairing where Starmer stands and in some position to use the word ‘we’. As it is, the cunt is now and forever self-excluded from the nation’s legislative process and is completely irrelevant.
Blair- self-obsessed incompetent slavering dick with daddy issues.
Blair- prime cause of ISIS
Blair- logical target of ISIS.
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Churchill. Won War
Macmillan. Innocuous Cuckold
Eden. Handsome Incompetent
Hume. Talking Cadaver
Wilson. Fat Tobacconist
Heath. Brown Hatter
Callaghan. Welsh Wanker
Thatcher. School Marm
Major. Delusional Peasant
Blaircunt. Dizzy Crack Head
Brown. Suicide Facilitator
Cameron. Slimy Millionaire
May. Clothing Airhead
Johnson. Osmiumic Butterfly
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Churchill. Hero Villain
Macmillan. Charismatic Trident
Eden. More Speed
Hume. Interim Nobody
Wilson. Goodbye Vietnam
Heath. Treasonous Cuck
Callaghan. Dirty Harry
Thatcher. Trojan Shopkeeper
Major. Minor.
Blaircunt. Wicked Evil
Browns. Bottom
Cameron. Soy Boy
May. Maychurian Candidate
Johnson. Kamalas Bitch
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Correction:
**Callaghan. Welsh Wanker**
Sorry – not Welsh!
Read:
Callaghan. English Wanker
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Churchill: fat drunk.
Blair: trator, TRATOR, TRAAATTOOORRR.
Brown: what gold?
Khan: Allah akbar.
Lammy: fuck whitey.
Hitl@r: was right 🤔😉😂.
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All the same. All as bad.
They do nothing for the working Men and Women of the UK and spend their time filling their pockets and talking nonsense to cover up the fact they have no idea what they are doing.
Time to get rid now.
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Churchill. Doddering anachronism
Macmillan. Mustachioed moocher
Eden. Wodeshousian gigolo
Hume. Tweeded twat
Wilson. Bookie´s runner
Heath. Mr Polly
Callaghan. Porn broker
Thatcher. Mrs Grundie
Major. Bath sharer
Blaircunt. Phony Tony
Brown. Calvinist conman
Cameron. Bingo Little
May. Frustrated nymphomaniac
Johnson: Father figure
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That new series of The Crown looks mostly total shite.
Olivia Horse Face Luvvie Cunt Colman as Her Majesty. And some irritating tart who is more like Jodie Foster on LSD than Lady Diana Sloaney
I say mostly, because Gillian Anderson does do a brilliant turn as Maggie Thatcher though. Hard to to have a Thomas The Tank over her when she’s dressed as the Iron Lady though.
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Johnson: Incompetent. Jellyfish.
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Clem Atllee was alright. But of course he was on George VI’s watch.
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if only Labour had people such as him and Smith in the party still I might vote for them.
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Smith’s demise was the biggest tragedy in Labour history.
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“Clem the gem”, acc. to Derek and Clive…
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Imagine any of the aforementioned cunts – except Winnie or Maggie – being in charge when Galtieri and his cunts decided to take the Falklands. All the kids in South Georgia would be called Juan.
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