Jews don’t like em, cut em off.
And i see their point.
Mines like a carrier bag , have to roll it up like a midgets jeans.
Sometimes when having a gypsy it stops the stream of widdle and im pissing 2 jets!!
Its why I prefer pissing outdoors, once got it trapped in my zip,
Now that gets the heart racing!
And when younger a heavy handed young lady snapped my banjo string, causing fair bit of blood and me to howl like a bloodhound.
Its a liability.
On the plus side it looks like Walter Matthau without his teeth in.
Anyone else got a troubled me foreskin?
Send Admin a pic, (No! Definitely don’t send any pics of your gnarled old droopy bits, thanks – DA)
Best one wins a prize.
(Don’t be a tease DA, we all know you like dick pics – NA)
Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt
My mate’s looks like a fucking anteater. He’s quite proud of it.
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Not sure you can still get ready-made błancmange – could you ever?
Gelatine is, however, readily available both in leaf and powdered form albeit less readily than when Edward VII was a-throne. It is a nice and dandy sweetmeat, doubtless due a revival by Mary “Cadaver” Berry, Tom “fat Brissel fucktard” Kerridge, or other knobjocky TV chef.
Aquire shares NOW in gelatin stocks. Like cranberries/ Delia Smith. Money to be made out of this foolishness. Or just eat the cranberries.
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Sounds more like a fiveskin, Miserable.
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It’s a killer having one when i get Diabetic Thrush every now and again. Ooouuchh
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From me files
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ZAr3zwTIh8/maxresdefault.jpg
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What a complete and utter knob head – literally!
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Ha! Ha!
That header pic could have come from the pages of Viz.
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