Elton John is a cunt, isn’t he.
The chubby, old queen has collaborated with the makers of Barbie to create a doll that replicates his famous style.
“A jacket with striking rainbow colours, flared trousers and platform rainbow-coloured heels”
What, no specious “I’m ashamed of Brexit’ or “I’m not a Stupid colonial imperialist” tee-shirts? Psh.
It also has a purple bowler hat and pink sunglasses, capturing the odious has-been’s most immediately recognisable looks.
Is it just his clothes the Barbie will wear or will she have that daft Sturgeon Legohead? At least that’ll be authentic Elton John: Tufts of artificial doll hair drilled into the cunty scalp.
I thought when it said, “replicates his famous style” it meant the doll would be involved in a grubby celebrity brown-love threesome whilst simultaneously clutching an Elton John Barbie doll Super Injunction.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
Has it got a brown dick?
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B-B-B-Bennie and the cunts.
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Who the fuck would buy their kids this monstrosity for Christmas?
The bargain bin will be full of these air rifle targets in the new year.
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That’s a great idea. I wonder if they’d let me take one to the range, then l could use a proper gun and blast the bastard to pieces in a single shot. Could make a nice 20sec YouTube clip.
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Just one glance at that fat, gurning wanker makes me gag.
The big gay cunt.
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I actually want one of these but I bet they are expensive.
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Spanky, You’ll just have to settle for Reg’s soon to be released album of his famous hits re-written to support oppressed members of the LGBT community. All proceeds will go his AIDS foundation.
Hits to include:
1. Don’t Let My Son Go Down On Me
2. Sorry, I Seem To Have The Hardest Wood
3. Breaking Farts (ain’t what it used to be)
4. Don’t Thrust That Woman
5. The Bell End Will Come
£12.99 on Amazon. Order now in time for Christmas to avoid disappointment.
Cunts.
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Or maybe…
Don’t Go Breaking My Arse
Bender And The Jets
Cock It Man
Crocodile Cock
Someone Shaved My Arse Tonight
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Stop it you two!!!!! 😂😂
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An Elton Barbie, eh?
Does it have a glaringly obvious ‘Irish Jig’, a hooter decimated by devil’s dandruff, and an an arsehole the size of a moon crater due to too much doughnut punching?
I’m Still Standing?
I’m not fucking surprised, considering the state his arse must be in.
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😂😂😂😂😂 fucking hell Norm, that made me laugh.
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Laughed me bleeding arse off at that!
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Just spat Guinness out my nose. Cheers Norm.
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What about ‘Ken”? Ken was ginger was he? They should have done him up as a Gaylord Ken.
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Ken is now “Barbie” and Barbie is now “Ken”…
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He can stick his Gay doll up his arse.
Oh,wait…
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Fat Reg needs the money – Markle borrowing his private jet every week can’t be cheap.
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That’s a picture of Nicola Sturgeon’s mum.
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Yes he is a cunt, Barbie doll aside! I’d like to smack him round the chops with a large wet fish (bass or something similar) the fuckin tantrum throwing little twat!
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What every little girl wants for Christmas!
A doll of a speccy gaptoothed fat sodomite.
Do they do a Gary Glitter doll?
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Christmas morning poor David Furnish showing ‘the kids’ the new doll of Daddy. ‘But Daddy David why haven’t you got a doll?’
Family life eh…
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I wonder when the BBC Jimmy Saville doll is coming out?
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They will have to explain to children why the saville doll has a corpse on the end of its nob!
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Liquidizer please
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Elton John is a “Saturday night’s alright for fisting” bandit cunt…who makes my fucking skin crawl….
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That doll will bum all the other toys in the toybox.
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What next, a Michael Barrymore doll (comes with a play pool for you to fist then drown other dolls)?
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Only 65 fucking quid from Amazon already going for higher on eBay. Limited edition you see, like the brains of the cunts buying them.
Likes a pound note does Fat Reg.
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Elton John is a fat cunt-that doll should be much bigger. Maybe with a pull cord for his most iconic phrases:
-more cake please
-more coke please
-more cock please
Does it cry real tears and leave white stains, when it sits down?
This christmas will be a real dilemma-should parents go with the Lilly Mongberg body massager, the Marcus Rashford Doll with authentic Black power salute and free food for cunts, the Elton John dolly or a rubber dingy, for the great escape from Englanistan.
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I wonder if a Jimmy Savıle doll was available in the 70’s/80’s, CG?!
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There was a book!
https://images.app.goo.gl/iwYsbWntMoCKovPF9
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Thomas, one Christmas I got a ‘jimll fix it’ soap on a rope,
Made to look like the famous jimll fix it badge.
Remember been a bit dissatisfied, off a elderley relative probably?
Dunno what it smelt like?
Probably rhophynol?
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Well, he knew all about other people’s children.
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Fuck me Thomas, I hope that is a complete “mock-up”.
If not, the fucking irony!!!
I don’t like the way he has his “eye” on that little speccy twat. Is that Chris Evans, perchance??
It would explain his “cuntitude”……
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he packed my fudge last night pre-flight
Zero hour 9:00 a.m.
And I’m gonna be dry-i-i-bummed
As a cunt by then
I miss the Earth so much I miss my “wife”
It’s lonely for a cunt out in space
On such a time-ime-ime-less flight
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til lockdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Cocket man….
Cocket man, burning out his arse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til lockdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Cocket man
Cocket man, burning out his arse up here alone
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your Skids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them
If you did
And all this science
I don’t understand
I fill my arse five days a week
A Cocket ma-aa-aa-an
A Cocket man
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til Lockdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Cocket man
Cocket man, burning out his arse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til Lockdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Cocket man
Cocket man, burning out his arse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time…..
Apologies fellow cunters-had to be done!
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Can you do a version of
“Don’t let your son go down on me”
for us please General?
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Buy one and stick pins in it then chant some ijbber jabber at it.
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Some EPIC comments on this thread!!
Thank you fellow ISACs for giving me a right old laugh!!
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🎵 So swallow my yellow thick load 🎵
Filthy decrepit old queen.
Take your creepy little doll and go and furnish David’s particulars with it.
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Don’t suppose i am allowed to go into the, facts regarding hypocritical super injunctions admin?
Not that I’m homophobic, some of my favourite internet sites prominently feature hot lesbian slurping. Chaturbate (choose female option obviously) being my current go to viewing.
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Ah, but isn’t Fat Reg breaking new diversity and enrichment rules?
I thought white dolls were banned now. How come the Elton Barbie isn’t black?
Because everything else fucking is.
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This Elton doll could sell like hot cakes.
In the words of Eric Idle in The Rutles:
‘People were buying then just to burn them’.
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Has the cunt no shame whatsoever ?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sir-elton-john-moons-sir-1261323.amp
What a way for a knight of the realm to behave! Same goes for that other simpering smegma-sucker “Sir” Ian McQueeran.
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