Dead Pool (183)

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Congratulations to Captain Magnanimous who correctly predicted that cheating cunt and (admittedly) legendary former footballer and manager Diego Maradona would be the next to cark it. He was 60 and died of heart failure.

 

On to Deadpool 183:

 

The rules:

 

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

 

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

 

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

 

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

 

My picks (GTC)

 

Slick Woods

George Alagiah

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Jake “The Snake” Roberts

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool (183)”

  1. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Georgie Fame
    Alan Price
    Lyndsey Buckingham

    • Old Lyndsey hasn’t been too well recently. A shame that slag Stevie Nicks isn’t on the edge of the Dead Pool. What a cunt she is.

  4. Some cunt stole Eva….

    William Shatner.
    Norman Lloyd.
    Bill Wyman.
    Billy Idol.
    Michael Aspal.

  7. Hopefully he’s now getting a slap from the real Hand of God the cheating blasphemous cunt.

    Jimmy Greaves
    Peter Alliss
    Ken Bates
    Henry Kissinger
    Johnny Mathis

  8. You fucking thieving cunt B&W, done me again! Bastard!

    I’ll have Henry Darrow for Greavesie.

    • It’s not my fault you were balls deep in that big batty black woman and too busy to post. You cunt.

  10. Short legged fat drug taking fornicating cheating argie cunt…enough about evita peron…Diego was one too…

  11. Michael Parkinson
    Tom Baker
    Leslie Phillips
    Bob Carolgees
    Micky ( only fools & horses)

  15. Tommy Lasorda
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Brittany Spears
    Rosalyn Carter

    Congrats to Capt Mag

    • Bollocks I forgot Heather Lochlear! Given it’s not part of your culture to the same extent how well known are players like Maradona to American audiences General?

  16. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    One less footballing wanker – please take all of mine too. Especially mega-cunt Blatter.

  17. 1) Ozzy Osbourne
    2) Harvey Weinstein
    3) Gordon Brown
    4) Arthur Scargill
    5) Joe Biden

  18. Madeleine Albright
    Clint Eastwood
    tony Bliar
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Dick Cheney

    • I have just seen them in Naples too, candles, flares and little makeshift shrines to the greasy coked up runt.

    • Brand has almost had as many sluts and snorted as much coke as Diego. A cunt eulogising another cunt.

      • I saw a documentary not long ago on Maradona and the FA at the time went full Faulty Towers “Don’t mention the war” mode when England played the Argies in 86. As gutless as they are today.

    • Just watched Linecunt’s tribute to him. He just glosses over the hand of God goal in a couple of seconds like it was some trivial insignificance. Pretty sure he was actually in the England team that day too.
      He really is an interstellar cunt of the highest magnitude.

  27. Fuck me I have been reading all the tributes to the greatest footballer ever. Sour grapes about 86, blah, blah. The lying cunt cheated and took the piss about it. Good riddance you fat coke head cunt.

    • And he wasn’t as good as George Best, Zico, Eusebio, Pele, Jimmy Greaves, Bobby Charlton, Denis Law, Kenny Dalglish or Johann Cruyff.

      Knobhelmets on Twatter will say ‘But… But he won a World Cup!’
      So did Paul Pogba, and he’s a massive cunt and a lazy arse.

      • I’d contend that Cruyff even rivals Pele for the greatest of all time Norman. Before my time but his impact on football even today is colossal.

  28. Media Faux respect for ‘arguably one of the greatest footballers of all time’ ? …
    ..My Arse – good riddance to a cheating sack of shit.
    Will they reveal where he will be buried ? so tourists can piss on his grave
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    Deadpool 183 :-

    Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)

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