Dead Pool (183)

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Congratulations to Captain Magnanimous who correctly predicted that cheating cunt and (admittedly) legendary former footballer and manager Diego Maradona would be the next to cark it. He was 60 and died of heart failure.

 

On to Deadpool 183:

 

The rules:

 

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

 

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

 

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

 

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

 

My picks (GTC)

 

Slick Woods

George Alagiah

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Jake “The Snake” Roberts

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool (183)”

  1. Khaled Mashal
    Brian De Palma
    Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Paul McCartney

  2. Maradona is top of my football cunt list. A cheating junkie. The world is a far better place today than it was yesterday thanks to this bit of shit being flushed away.

    My Noms: (They never change)

    Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Tippi Hedren

    (You’ll be able to vent as much as you like very soon as we’ve just processed a nomination for the “Cunt of God” – DA)

  4. Excellent eulogies about this cheating bastard. The world is better off without him.

    Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  5. Seeing as Luke Rhinehart died fucking weeks ago, and no one ( including me ) noticed,therefore depriving me of a win ( sob ).
    I’ll have Nehemiah Persoff, instead.

  7. Think I shall replace HM the Queen with Bollywood film and TV star (not for reasons of loyalty and respect but because I think I have a better chance) :
    Divya Bhatnagar

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