Dead Pool [181]

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Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the actor Geoffrey Palmer would be next to die aged 93.Palmer had a long career but is perhaps best known for his roles in Butterflies and As Time Goes By.

On to Deadpool 180:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Glynis Johns

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [181]”

  3. Sally Ann Howes
    George “Johnny” Johnson
    Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    June Lockhart

  4. Leonard Fenton (dr legg )
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  5. Imelda Marcos
    Arthur Scargill
    Imelda Marcos
    Arthur Scargill
    Imelda Marcos

    …. bit of a cock-up on the nominations front.

  8. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Oh Oh Jeremy Corbyn
    Gary Lineker
    Hippy, bearded, grinning cunt Branson.

  12. Joe Biden
    Sandi Fucking Toksvig
    Georrfy Boycott
    Andy Dinger Bell (Erasure front ‘man’)
    Billy Cunting Bragg

  13. My first shot!

    Kenneth Cope
    Olivia Newton John
    Michael Barratt
    Jet Black
    Richard O’Sullivan

  14. Giovanna Ralli
    Bernard Cribbins
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Betty White

    Good Shot,Mr.Maskinback.

  16. The Dalai Lama
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck to the man in the mask.

  18. Lewis Hamilton
    Anthony Joshua
    David Lammy
    Lenny Henry
    This is more of a wish list
    Michael Parkinson

  19. Congrats to PM. A bit sad. Geoffrey was a British Walter Matthau.

    My list:

    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond
    Emmanuel Macron
    Nana Mouskouri

    • Great spot TTCUTS, Yes he was!

      I liked him as the world-weary Narrator on the never-needed-more-than-now ‘Grumpy Old Cunts‘, which not only suggests he might be a regular reader or contributor on here, but also fronted a show that many of us must have fond memories of.

      Great stuff Paul.

  24. John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)
    Glynis Johns (Send In The Clowns)
    Ted Dexter (Cricketer)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Egyptian Little Cunt)
    Sir Philip Green (Bombastic, Bullying Little Cunt)

    Sad news about Geoffrey Palmer

    • Better still Joey Essex.

      I can but hope (but I’ll stick with Mr Gonna Make You a Star)

  28. Raul Castro
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Anne Buydens
    Beverly Cleary

    Nice work Mr M.

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