The Codpiece

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The Codpiece.

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Great news for all you fashionistas out there in IsACland, as we bear witness to what will surely come to be regarded as one of the greatest comebacks in history!

After centuries in fashion wilderness, 2020 is the year that the codpiece is once again deemed to be an indispensable accessory by the world of haute couture.

Gentleman, don’t dare be seen out in public without yours, or you risk being subjected to the disdain and ridicule of hipsters everywhere…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

85 thoughts on “The Codpiece”

  1. Can any of you seriously consider the possibility of going out looking like the cunt in the link?
    The twat’s at risk of being laughed out of town or getting his head kicked in.
    What a fucking Metrobubble soy boy wanker.

    • Im not buying one.
      Make my own, use a badgers ribcage to protect my jewels!
      Gothic and stylish.
      Not seen anyone wearing them yet up here?
      Might just be a “London thing”?
      Roll up some socks and stuff it if your not endowed like me.
      😀

    • Afternoon Ron.
      Thought they were worn by Droogs in A Clockwork Orange. Probably by cockwombles now.
      Mind you, any enhancements in those areas would be ideal for me nowdays! 🤔

      (Don’t forget Baldrick, Lord Percy and Blackadder wore them too in BA2 – DA)

      • Maybe that nappy wearing twat who got cunted on here a while back should think about getting one.

  2. Sounds like a load of bollocks to me!

    (Speaking of bollocks – we’ve got a pair of right old cunts in tomorrow’s nom line-up. One is a cunt you’ve probably never heard of unless you know his “parents”, and the other is a right royal cunt of cunts – DA)

  3. If out in public I’d insist that The Gays wear one …and The Dark keys. Save a hell of a lot of unexpected botting cases and unplanned pregnancies.

  4. I’ll just pop up to the attic and dig out one of my old cricket boxes and jazz it up. Or should that be jizz it up?

    Seems to be a music thing…. Alice (above) and Ian Anderson (Tull)

    • Yeah! Forgot that Ian Anderson wore one back in the day!
      If I get one im accessorising mine with a Elizabethan ruff.
      In for penny in for a pound…

      • Just let your pubes “peep round the corner”, Miserable.

        (Feel free to slap a bit of Grecian 2000 on whilst you’re at it!)

      • MNC! What a delicious picture you conjure! (Hopefully you won’t disappoint when it comes to unmasking the dear fellow) Rufty tufty!

  5. No no no no no no no… pity this cunt is not carrying a weapon then at least I could plead self defense.

    • I’d be afraid to go out looking like that drink of water. Bet he gets sand kicked in his face at the beach.

      • “What were you doing at 21 granddad?”

        “I was storming the beaches of Normandy to liberate France from the Nazis”.

        “Cool, I’m a male fashion model popularising the revival of Tudor power dressing”.

        “Where’s my old service revolver?”.

  10. Only codpiece I recall is when I saw Jethro Tull play in Manchester many years ago. Great gig, it was.

    But why some cunt would wear one of the things, I’ll never know.

      • It was great in those days. Tull and Queen at the Apollo. The Jam and Joy Division at the Electric Circus and the Factory. I also remember seeing a young U2 at a place called The Beach Cub. They showed promise, but their singer was later discovered to be a bit of a cunt.

      • All great bands, Sick.

        First album ELP was astonishing. There’s a clip on Youtube of some cunt playing along Greg Lake’s bass line from ‘Tank’. (The 3 mins before the drum solo).

        Fuck it looks difficult ….. how great was Lake?!!

  11. Nothing new, the ‘thing’ in the link looks like a cricket box painted grey, at least on the field of play the box is on the inside of the pants 😂

    • Kiss were shit, weren’t they? Ace Frehley was the only one with any sort of talent. He was a good guitarist, but the rest were cunts.

      • I’ve never been into them and have always thought it was a cultural thing. They never really took off over here.

        I wondered if it was because things were different in the 70s. I was born in the 80s so I wouldn’t really know.

        I know that a lot of famous rock guitarists rate Ace Frehley.
        I think Paul Stanley had a good voice, but I’ve just never particularly liked them.

      • Kiss are so bad, they’ve gone beyond parody into ultra cuntness. I don’t know which is worse, the late 80s kiss when they ditched the makeup and had those awful crazy nights written for them shit, or the silly cunts tottering around on stage in shitty makeup in their late 60s, the stupid baggy balls cunts.

    • There’s a youtube vid of a recent Gene Simmons concerto in Sydney, he’s amusing and self deprecating in a Donald Trump kinda way, and strikes me as an older Johnny Cash.

      He’s made heaps of money and is incapable of self doubt. Of course millions say he’s a cunt, but I don’t think he gives a shit.

  13. I remember Jethro Tull wearing one in the early 70’s.
    The codpiece juxtaposed with a flute wasn’t a trendy look back then.
    Who the fuck wants to wear one this day and age.
    The wimminz will be out sporting their chastity belts soon in ‘solidarity’!

  14. I also recall that cunt from 80s funk outfit, Cameo wearing a bright red codpiece.
    Word up, they were cunts.

  16. Will Sir* be wearing that with the manbun, the floppy shorts and the skateboard, or a dress?

    Nothing against it really, if you want to look like a cunt with an STD, fine, but it does smack of attention-seeking gone mad.

    *Or choice of gender

      • Evening Miserable,

        Old Henry the Xlll had one didn’t he?. Always pictured with legs apart the ‘prominence’ on full display. Walking ahht and abahht with it on I bet he loved it. I wonder if his courtiers had to have smaller ones? He was prone to jealous rages.
        The poor women of the time had to wear chastity belts. Why didn’t he put one on Anne Boleyn? Then maybe he wouldn’t have had to cut her head off.

        (Henry VIII, surely? DA)

      • And we’re getting all superior about Flabbott’s innumeracy. Tut.
        Miles, you of all cunters, being of the Romish persuasion, should know that the last English Henry was the VIIIth. Not the 13th.

      • Now he pulled it off Miles didn’t he?
        Henry was a proper king.
        Confident enough to get away with wearing a cod piece, big, bearded, booming, and bad to the bone.
        Bet the ladies couldnt shed their corsets fast enough!!

  18. Fucking hell— I disconnect from Isaac for a few hours and we decend to the lower levels of hell.😢😢😢

    Codpiecies gentlemen, are for “the gays and chaps with very little to “display”☹️.
    You, good Sirs. Should cunt these “Devils devices” with enthusiasm.
    The only external addition we chaps need is a barge pill to keep the unattractive fillies away😀

    • With respect you can fuck right off CG!
      £80 ive just spent on one, got flames on it!!
      Hellfire!!
      Im gonna be the first up north in one.
      The Ace Face!😊

  19. Hey Larry Blackmon, of cameo, he had a cod piece that would make your eyes water, and dont forget high voltage by electric six, and that one lit up!!

      • Very moving, Ron. Unfortunately, they seem to have left the best bit out, where they glide into Unkle Terry’s welcoming oven, never to be seen again.
        Was Gordon Ramsey doing the catering ?
        Bet the guests called at the Chinky’s on the way home, to assuage their unfulfilled appetites.
        Poor souls.

      • Fuck me that was funny
        How I repeat how has everyone got a straight face in there.
        Just so you know a pair of Thom Browne’s socks is £140 a baseball hat is £450 and a black and white calf skin pebbled prince of Wales 4 bar hector bag is £3130. Bargain

      • The wife just got out of the bathroom after a 3 hr soak and I showed her the link.
        I thought she was going to get a hernia from laughing.
        I’ve had to get her a large glass of wine to prevent a hysterical meltdown.

    • Heehee, evening Jack!
      Being a trailblazer im the first on ISAC to own a cod piece!
      Like the mods im in first,
      I cut the path fashion wise.
      Kate& Debbie love it!
      Trying to get kate to unlace it with her teeth😊
      Bit big on me though, had to stuff the tip with the paper my chippy tea came in.

      • Forget codpieces Miserable, after viewing Ron’s link, its oven gloves and faces wrapped in clingfilm is where its at.

      • Im a slave to fashion LL
        Sure the missus wont mind?
        Use a teatowel as a cravat too!👍

      • Debbie will transform your sloppy fit into a nice tight one.
        Have fun.
        P.S. Sheena Easton has a window in her diary, for Thursday next. She must be expecting to be a bit peckish, as she mentioned something about a spit roast.
        Call me.

      • Ill wear my oven gloves and cod piece to impress her!
        Birds love us fashionable types!

  22. LL, me an Jack have a few tasty rock n roll birds on the go, you want in?
    Can fill in if Jacks back plays up or im grounded?
    You have to bring a bottle and your own rubber johnnies though

    • Absolutely Miserable, I will dig out out my Morris dancing apparel and bring along B&WC for an English folk meets urban grime fusion.

      • No!
        He’ll pimp them out!
        Keep it low key, these are classy rock goddesses!
        Dont want BWC putting his tongue up their arseholes and snorting coke off their nipples.
        Its a discreet orgy not a gangbang.
        And dont go bringing Fiddler either, pissed up and treading cowshit into Debbies carpet.

  23. Sorry to deviate from this however, this just in:

    ‘ickle Owen Jones is plugging his latest literary “offering” in a way reminiscent of
    Mel B from Bo’ Selecta “Buy my new boook, ya bastards yer!”

    He’s such an ardent socialist that he’s selling it through Waterstones.
    Bit of Waterstones trivia for you – Waterstones was bought about 9/10 years ago by a capital fund management company, owned by a Russian Oligarch and a hedge fund also has a majority stake in the business.

    No doubt all the profits from the sales of the book will be donated for the good of the people and all that and not in his bank account…..right.

    • Just about anything you can think of is owned by Russian oligarchs. Including the Conservative Party* and several football clubs.

      Not that that makes Owen Jones any less of a cunt.

      *Chernukhin, Temerko, Piskov etc, allegedly.

  24. Didn’t those vile cunts Malcolm McDowell , Warren Clarke et al wear something like thick in “A Cockwork Orange”?
    Watched it in Leicester Square when it was first released. Deliverance was showing next door. 2 films for an 18 year-old in the same day.
    Never liked that weird Mcdowell bloke, the decadent reptile-eyed unsettling cunt.
    PS: that g1ppo-faced shit, Dominic West said that he jumped for joy on hearing that Trump had tested +ve for Covid19.
    Fuck off you overrated Old Etonian Cunt!

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