Fierce Female Friday

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Just another of these tiresome wimminz ‘theme’ days. Together with Menopause Day, it could drive me to mysogyny.
Well maybe not. I love women, just can’t stand whingeing wimminz.

Nominated by: mystic maven

(No doubt they advocate Pussy Whipped Wednesday for guys – NA)

46 thoughts on “Fierce Female Friday”

  1. Since when did a woman need to be fierce to get her own way?

    Why all the anger?

    Keep calm, be reasonable and you will find that men are perfectly amenable.

    Thank you.

  2. As you can imagine, the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group at the Muffinmongers Hall are cock-a-hoop at this wonderful news. Diane and Emily can barely contain themselves, but then they don’t make brassieres that big. However, Anal-Ease Dodds had a lick and a promise this morning (first one since last Xmas) and decided to perform her special dance in celebration. SWing that muisic, sistas!:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bakjusMdIYo

    • Dame Kweer, . never one to be outdone invites you to Slimy Saturday with special guests Adonis & Mandelson, the q ueer peers and the oiliest loyalist backbencher, Bendover Bradshaw

  6. Anyone else remember that Riot Grrrl shite that the music press tried to big up in the early 80s? Mouthy ‘feminist’ bollocks masquerading as a ‘music scene’.

    Only thing was they were all crap and they were all a bunch of mingers. Talentless slags like L7, Babes In Toyland, and the smack filled clap riddled groupie gluebag that was Cuntney Love. There wasn’t even a looker amongst them. They all looked like rejects from the Manson family.

    • It was hilarious Norm.
      There are some genuinely brilliant girly singers- Florence from Florence and the machine is probably the best British vocalist at the moment👍

      I would happily pleasure her little ginger minge too👍
      Fuck yeah!👍👍👍

      • I’d probably give Flo a go, if she kept her mouth shut.

        Karen Gillan. There’s a sexy ginger bird.

      • Sorry to disappoint Cuntfinder, but having personal experience re the subject of Flo’s festival collection box, I can reveal that it’s neither little nor ginger! looks like a split in a wellie!

      • If you make a statement like that, you need to qualify it-was it you personally ?😀

  7. I’m having a ‘ Fuck Off, Fierce Female Friday ‘
    So there.
    Anyway, the weather’s picked up now.
    Time to leave the Rookery.
    There’s money to be had.
    Then drink.
    Get To Fuck.

  8. Wow, the hooter on that hook nose at the top would make me steer clear anyway.

    With beak like that, she can be as fucking miserable as she wants and I’ll leave well alone.

    Big Schnozzle Friday indeed.

  9. When is “make my fucking dinner” Friday?
    And where is my award for political correctness?

  10. I love women.
    Fuckin hate Wimminz☹️

    What is ur that turns happy girls into sour wimminz? Serious question?
    I am always polite to lay-dees, will open doors, open stubborn bottle and jars, perform cunnilingus with enthusiasm😀

    Is is all an act, A suit of armour?

  11. What abaaaaht ‘Ironing Mondays’, ‘Clean the house Wednesday’s’, and ‘Suck your bloke off Saturdays’?
    Women of Great Britain you have got it all wrong…learn from the Eastern European and Japanese women who know how to be a good Wife/Girlfriend.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • Does this mean you are taking my sagely advice on board B&W?
      Have you eaten Japanese yet?😀

      • Only Sushi unfortunately CG,
        Whenever this Kung Flu fucks off I plan to visit Japan and hopefully my Japs eye will see plenty of action.😁

      • Fierce females? Theyre hard.🙂
        Like the one at the top holding a weight thats same as lose change in your pockets,
        Oooooh, fierce.
        What they mean is ballbusting moaning whining feminist nutters.
        Get to fuck, want to be equal get a fuckin round in.
        Only ladies I know who were fierce is Jane Couch the boxer,
        Alieen wournos the murderess and Boudicca.
        And you wouldn’t want to stick your winky in any of them.
        Maybe boudicca?
        Big ginger muff, kicks an bites…💪💪

    • Fuck Off Friday has a better sound to it. Perhaps we can celebrate it on the beaches at Dover, Dungeness to “welcome* the invaders to fuck off back to Frogland.

  13. Shut up wimminz and go make me a sandwich.
    That is all
    Maybe a quick ‘gertcha’ for good measure.

  14. They should have a ‘getting drilled in the shitbox day’, I’d participate with gusto, especially with the petite little blonde ho next door.

  16. Servalan! She’s was a right fierce sort. Of course, she is from the future. Not many like her around these days. I guess we have to wait a bit before Fierce Female Friday really comes into its own.

    • Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan. Lovely stuff.

      She wasn’t very fierce, but I always wanted to bang Big John’s wife from the High Chaparral.

  17. We don’t want this patronising crap. It was invented by an ugly creep with withered testes who hates women. Why can’t we have a rosé wine day or a stay in bed day?
    Give us something worthwhile.
    Give us some substance.

    • Substances? My mate Dave’s, uncles cousins mates friend said he can sort aaaaht anyfink ya want.
      I am merely relaying a message, if it’s anyfink illegal I know naffink abaaaaaht it. 😁

    • Quite right Jenny Junction-soil her:
      Cook her a lovely chicken dinner
      Nice bootleg of wine
      Let her sleep in the wet patch-that sort of thing?
      😋

  20. What I don’t understand why they always have to use all this is the aggressive language:
    Fierce, amazon warrior, alpha female, etc.
    It seems like women are encouraged to adopt some of the worst behaviours of certain men; aggression, being an “alpha female” and so on.

    But in men behaving in this way is referred to as “toxic masculinity”..
    Is that not a double standard?

    I love and respect women, but the ladette to type attitude and behaviours is a massive turn off. I know women who have their own businesses and are well educated and self sufficient who don’t do all this shit and don’t agree with it. They just get on with things.

    I actually think some of this ‘fierce fridays’ business is condescending to women.
    Surely most women just cringe at all this…..right?

    On another note, I’ve fond memories of a young female that got a bit sassy(in a good way) and horny when she’d had a few glasses of vino in her.
    It’s why I always have a bottle of red in when I have company.

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