Ed “The Snitch” Miliband (12)

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Here’s a blast from the past. Ed Miliband.

Not content with betraying his brother by being a back stabbing twat, it seems old Wallace now has ambitions of being a snitch.

Following this bullshit rule about gatherings of more than six people, he told ITV political reporter Shahab Khan that he will report people to the police if he’s sees people in groups of more than six.

Fuck me. He’s already made himself a monumental cunt by being the second most useless Labour leader after magic grandpa, now he wants to show the world he’s a galactic cunt.

I bet this little prick got the absolute shite kicked out of him at school, because he was constantly grassing on his schoolmates.

What an utter cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

38 thoughts on “Ed “The Snitch” Miliband (12)”

  2. Nice one, QDM.

    We had prefects at the school I attended. Wonder how many of those types ended up in politics. Or as Covid marshals.

  3. Can’t remember who said that the prize Cunt
    Ed Miliband looks like a surprised drunken Hawaiian dancer.

  4. Fucking cack handed little prick. As his neighbours live in a fucking great mansion like he does how the fuck will know how many cunts are in there? Do the cunts playing tennis in the back yard count? What about the security guards fuckface? I can see him now sneaking about, chewing on a bacon sarnie, peering through the windows. What an oily, creepy little wanker.

      • On the contrary, I’m very fond of cured pork products.

        And I think it was cruel of his spin doctor to make him – of RSP heritage – chew a bacon butty. He must have lost the Hendon vote right there.

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      • And that was AFTER he’d said he wanted to be the first Jewish PM. He was about 100 years too late, because despite later becoming an Anglican, Disraeli was born Jewish. So technically, Benjamin Disraeli was the first Jewish PM.

  5. He can take his Easter Island head and fuck off tk the land of the pygmies for all I care. And take the bumbling cess pit of tory front benchers and bumble fuck Johnson too.
    They can reenact the good old days of public school and bugger each other senseless.

  6. I woke up in a hospital bed feeling really concussed after getting the shit kicked out of me the night before, when I was attacked by a gang of dw@rfs.
    A copper standing at the end of the bed took out his notebook and started asking questions.

    He said, “What can you tell me about the dw@rfs that attacked you..?”

    I said, “Very little”….

  7. What I want to know is how many millibands are in centiband?

    Didn’t this cunt used to be in the Steve-Miller band?
    Abracadabra you stupid Labour cock womble.

    • “You there, working claars types – how dare seven of you deign to gather when not shooting grouse or getting shitfaced in the House of Commons “work related canteen – I’m grassing you up to Mummy or Officer LGBGT Kneebend”!
      “Abracadabra, I’m gonna reach out and grab ya”!
      “Choke, whimper – stop it you nasty man”!
      “Back to the mean streets of the communist enclave of Muswell Hill big nose – there’s a copy of Das Kapital Jeremy left for you”.

  9. Mr Milliblend and his brother are not of this creation and would both be far better ( and more at home ) flushed down a lavatory.

    • I wonder if shit does indeed float itd take repeated attempts to flush these fuckers away

  11. He likes sticking his nose in….. and he has got a right hooter for the job!

    Labour Cunt!

  12. I’d like 6 far far far right extremisters to kick this cunts head in.
    Then The Gay Parade bum him full of AIDS.
    Fuck Off.

  13. He’s a creepy, little man. He talks big stuff but hasn’t a clue. All hat and no cattle. He probably leaves his socks on during sex and dribbles like a buffoon pillow talk.

    • Remember that massive stone slab this rubber faced bell end commissioned JJ? Talk about a symbol of failure for his tenure of the Labour Party.

      You can imagine his campaign manager coaching him through eating that bacon sarnie, “C’mon Ed, you’ve got this. One big bite, one of the lads like on a building site, working people , salt of the Earth stuff. Make sure its tomato ketchup on it though, Daddies brown sauce is a bit racist and we need the ethnic vote”.

  14. Why does it always sound like he’s rolling a wad of jizz around under his tongue when he talks his gobshite.

  15. Ed and his arselicking brother David are beyond copntempt – patronising and self important – bumptious little bleeders are as bad as each other – they probably imagine their morning shit is front page news. I would like to send them off tyo a desert island alone, and see which one killed the other first.

  16. Miliband and Ed Davey are two of a (cunt) kind.
    Both useless ineffective leaders. Both sneaky snitches.
    Davey tried to get Nigel Farage arrested for breaking quarantine. Like everything else he says he was wrong.

    A pair of utter twats.

  18. Milli, Milli, Milli….showing your true-colours once again.
    Listen: They hated you at school, they hated you at university, they hated you at Westminster.
    You slimy, disingenuous little cunt.
    There is no road back into politics beaky.
    Back to the Ivory tower, fuck-face👎👎👎

  19. When did grassing become socially acceptable or is it just middle class knobheads like Millicunt who think it’s ok to fuck other people’s lives up for very little reason?

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