Deadpool [176]

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Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of the McCain family matriarch Roberta McCain would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 108.McCain was the mother of the late presidential nominee John McCain widow of navy admiral John S McCain Jr.As well as outliving her husband and son her daughter Jean died from mesothelioma aged 85 last November.She was seen on her sons ultimately unsuccessful campaign trail in 2008 and was present at his funeral in 2018 with images of her hunched in a wheelchair bidding a heartfelt goodbye which was widely covered in the media.Partly for the fact that it was old McCains Mother who was still with us when he seemed ancient!!!!!Anyhow her demise was announced by her daughter in Law Cindy on Twatter in the last few minutes!

On to Deadpool 175

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Carlos Menem
Tim Curry
James Whale
Dai Davies

60 thoughts on “Deadpool [176]”

  2. David Attenborough
    Alan Alda
    Clint Eastwood
    Alex Ferguson (cunt)
    Ken Clarke (total cunt)

    • Beast of Bolsover
      Marky Ramone
      Sheridan smith
      Harvey price
      Eric Clapton

      Come on !!👍

  3. John Gotti Junior
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philly Mob)
    Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson

  9. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Asrin
    Dickie Davies
    Luke Rhinehart

    Bang on, King Cunt

  10. Giovanna Ralli
    Bernard Cribbins
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Jackie Stewart

    Good Shot.King Cunt.

  12. Raul Castro
    Beverly Cleary
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Anne Buydens.

    Nice work King Cunt.

  13. Jimmy Carter
    Heather Locklear
    Tommy Lasodra
    Roman Polanski
    George Mitchell

    Hail to the King!

  17. Well done King Cunt.

    Jack Nicholson
    Michael Caine
    Sean Connery
    Duke of Edinburgh
    Jimmy Carter

  18. HRH Philip, Duke of Edinburgh 🇬🇧
    Alexander van der Bellen[d] 🇦🇹
    Grand Duke Henri 🇱🇺
    Kim Jong-un
    Rodrigo Duterte 🇵🇭

    • Because of you, Napoléon, I’ll swap HRH for Lucile Randon. Not a head of state, but the oldest living frog

      • Thank you Terry-Thomas but I can’t have that as I know you are a long term cunter on this great site whilst I was just a wannabe cunter lurking in the shadows for ages 🙂

        HRH Philip the Duke of Edinburgh belongs on your list. May I further nominate James Bolam of the likely lads fame. Thank you.

  21. Well struck, King C. Poor old Mary Berry.

    The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Eve Marie Saint

    • Gah, somebody’s chavved my old gammy Gammon Ferguson.

      I’ll have Barry Humphries.

  22. -Tom Daley
    (Diving Mud-darter, 2nd newest and youngest member of the brown-clown club)

    -Philip Schofield
    (Newest member of the brown-clown club & avid Mud-dart practitioner)

    -Jimmy Somerville
    (Old Mud-dart singer/Gay Crooner/spunk guzzler)

    -Peter Tatchell
    (Mud-dart activist/vile little cunt and all round wrong-un. Expelled from brown-clown club alongside Marc Almond for activities not befitting an average celebrity botty-meddler.

    -Christopher Biggins
    (Haggard Mud-dart champion/ chief matriarch of the brown-clown club and president 1964-Present)

  23. Clarrisa Eden
    Jack Smethurst
    Kenneth Kuanda
    Adriaan Vlok
    Joss Ackland

  24. Yoko fucking Ono
    Mick Fleetwood
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Stevie Nicks

  25. Sir Mohamed Muktar Jama Farah
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Nancy Pelosi
    Alastair Campbell
    Kim Jong-un

  26. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    So she’s oven chips…well done King Cunt !

  27. Leonard Fenton ( dr legg )
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  28. Tony Bennett (creaking crooner)
    Christopher Plummer (Capt Von shutyaTrapp)
    Virginia McKenna (actress & Joyce Adams look-a-like)
    Ray Brooks (Mr Benn)
    Vince Hill (oldtime singer & potential wormfood)

  29. ‘Dickie Dribbler’ – Roger Corman is a sound bet 😉

    ‘Once a cunt always a cunt’ – Mary Berry will last forever (she’s fermented in booze)

    ‘Cuntstable Cuntbubble’ – Mick Fleetwood’s fair game, but you leave lovely Stevie Nicks alone !

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