Deadpool [176]

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Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of the McCain family matriarch Roberta McCain would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 108.McCain was the mother of the late presidential nominee John McCain widow of navy admiral John S McCain Jr.As well as outliving her husband and son her daughter Jean died from mesothelioma aged 85 last November.She was seen on her sons ultimately unsuccessful campaign trail in 2008 and was present at his funeral in 2018 with images of her hunched in a wheelchair bidding a heartfelt goodbye which was widely covered in the media.Partly for the fact that it was old McCains Mother who was still with us when he seemed ancient!!!!!Anyhow her demise was announced by her daughter in Law Cindy on Twatter in the last few minutes!

On to Deadpool 175

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Carlos Menem
Tim Curry
James Whale
Dai Davies

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  3. John Hemingway (The Last of the Few)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Roy Hattersley
    Ted Dexter
    Chuck Yeager

  4. Tony Blair Emperor of cunts
    Cherie Blair Queen of cunts
    Camp Cliff Richards botty fondling cunt
    Anita Harris
    George Takei

    Good darts King Cunt

  8. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde (preferably choking on a MacDonalds burger)

    Nice shootin’ KC…

  9. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Tippi Hedren

  12. George Soros (Supreme Cunt)
    Gina Miller (Supreme Cunt in Waiting)
    Eddy Izzard Fugly Tranny)
    Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum (dodgy super rich bully, Cunt and Prime Minister of UAE)
    Paul Gadd (kiddy fiddling Cunt and entry in ISAC rhyming slang Dictionary)

  14. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

    • I like this common use of the surname. How about in the next Deadpool, the first to post has to use A for all the surnames, then B for the next, et cetera. Don’t fancy being the 24th poster though.

  17. Fuck it. I had McCain for months and then she croaks after I dropped her. There’s no justice…

  19. Bruce Welch
    Alan Bennet
    Glen Tipton
    Bolo Yeung
    Norman Tebbit

    I had thought of a great candidate with Robert Z’Dar but it turns out he snuffed it in 2015

  21. Only need the one to win, Ghislaine Maxwell.
    Just to be safe my vp nomination is the camel fucker in charge of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin liner?

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