Dead Pool (180)

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Congratulations to Cuntakinty who correctly predicted the original James Bond of the Film franchise Sean Connery would be next to conk out aged 90.His son announced he died in the Bahamas today after being “unwell for some time”.He later won an Oscar for his role in the Untouchables and played Indianna Jones father amongst many other roles.

On to Deadpool 180:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Peter Sutcliffe
Martin Bashir
Saeb Erekat
Rush Limbaugh

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool (180)”

    • Yeh, Milne would be good, Ruff. Seems to have dodged the anti-semitism stuff …… so far.

    • ps, good shot Cuntakinty.

      Connery was an old tax-dodging, tightfisted, wife-beating, miserable, bald old cunt with a speech impediment.

      Highly overrated; I couldn’t stand the cunt.

  6. Nehemia Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Luke Rhineheart
    Dickie Davies

    So, Mr. Cuntakinty, you expected Mr. Bond to die.
    Your expectations have been fulfilled.
    Bang on.

  7. John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)

    Ian Hislop (Little Cunt)
    Mohamed Al_Fayed (Little Cunt)
    Sir Philip Green (Little Cunt)
    John Bercow (Little Cunt)

  8. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  10. Tony Blair emperor of cunts
    Cherie Blair lady emperess of cunts
    Cliff Richard queer cunt
    Anita Harris dried up cunt
    George Takei another queer cunt
    Good darts KunteKinte
    Let’s see Krankie weep crocodile tears over the recently departed thespian

  12. Anne Robinson. Phil the Greek. Sir Attenborough. Jeanne Moody. Alvin Stardust. (Bernard William Jewry.)

  13. The all female edition:

    Brittany Spears
    Heather Locklear
    Rosalyn Carter
    Maxine Waters
    Barbara Walters

    There’s a new sheriff in town. Cuntakiller!

  17. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl

  18. A number of repeats above if you cunts want to trawl through them. Connery was a febrile jocko nat cunt and an all round money grubbing bastard. To work again:

    Michael Caine
    Tony Bennett
    Val Kilmer
    Albert Finney
    Shirley Anne Field
    .

  19. Clarkson, shot by that yappy little twat Richard Hammond for ruining his career

    Lewis Hamilton, murdered in his sleep by his mother after she can’t live with herself any longer for unleashing the sanctimonious little gobshite on the world

    Diane Abbot, beaten to death with her own left shoes by a necrophiliac who then pumps her twitching corpse

    Corbyn, gassed in his own oven by a group of pissed off jews

    Vanessa Feltz, chokes on a chicken bone after stuffing her face with a kfc family bucket, Kate Moss runs to her rescue and performs the Heimlich manoeuvre, however she’s unsuccessful and Feltz falls on her breaking her neck, Moss also dies but fractionally later, therefore Feltz wins by default

  20. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  21. Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
    Nigel Lawson (Baron Lawson of Blaby)
    Roy Hattersley (Baron Hattersley / Tub of lard)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)

  22. Leslie Phillips
    Lionel Bair
    Ian Kankie
    Tom Baker
    Norman Tebbit

  23. Sean Connery was a terrible actor and an all round cunt (Mish Moneypenny, I’m jusht going out for a pack of shaggettes). A Scottish Nationalist who loves Scotland so much he didn’t live here for the last 50 fucking years of his life. He wasn’t even the best James Bond. My gran said that David Niven should have played Bond straight and not in the comedy version of Casino Royale.

    My noms:
    Tommy Cannon
    Sophia Loren
    Sidney Poitier
    Clint Eastwood
    Tippi Hedren

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