Congratulations to Cuntakinty who correctly predicted the original James Bond of the Film franchise Sean Connery would be next to conk out aged 90.His son announced he died in the Bahamas today after being “unwell for some time”.He later won an Oscar for his role in the Untouchables and played Indianna Jones father amongst many other roles.
On to Deadpool 180:
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My picks (Shaun)
Leslie Phillips
Peter Sutcliffe
Martin Bashir
Saeb Erekat
Rush Limbaugh
Harvey Price
Harvey Weinstein
Ghislaine Maxwell
Katie Price
Tracy Emin
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Prince Philip
James Whale
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Lester Piggott
0
Giovanna Ralli
Bernard Cribbins
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Betty White
Good Shot,Cuntakinty.
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Martin Bashir
Des O’Connor
Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves (fuck you Freddie)
Duke of Kent (Grandmaster
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Pete Waterman instead of Martin Bashir
0
Thieving cunt
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Peter Tobin
Peter sutcliffe
Tony Blackburn
Lord sutch
Bobby charlton
0
Swap Peter sutcliffe for
Judy Murray
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Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David icke
Stanley Baxter
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Both my Peters are stolen by other cunts again.
Swap Tobin for David Irvine, crap historian.
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Just in case I’m on a roll..
Jeremy Corbyn
Dianne Abbott
Joe Biden
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
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Any one of ‘em will do but preferably all five!
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Norman Lloyd.
William Shatner.
Eva Saint Marie.
Bill Wyman.
Billy Idol.
0
Martin Bashir
Derek Draper
Ghisaline Maxwell
Tony Bobulinski
Joe Biden
0
Fearless supporter of Scottish independence. With his knighthood and home in L A.
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
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Quite agree CC.
Michael Caine the last one standing from the 60s era and he’s 10 tines more versatile than Connery the tax dodger.
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Sammy The Bull Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
Skinny Joey Merlino (Reputed boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
0
Angela Lansbury
Tom Smith (rugby)
George Alagiah
Sepp Blatter
Dick Van Dyke
0
Ken Bates
Johnny Mathis
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Lloyd Honeygan
0
Great Darts Cunta
Jimmy Carter
Larry King
Gene Hackman
Sofia Loren
Keith Richards
0
Dead heat on Jimmy C Freddi – Ill take Pierre Cardin
0
Rolf Harris, Mary Berry , Sophia Loren Simon callow Philip Schofield
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The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Diego Maradona
Well struck, Kinty. Did Connery die in his beloved homeland, California?
He was the worst Bond after Lazenby the Australian and that weak, Irish cock. The former had to be dubbed because he couldn’t do a proper English accent and that latter was so fey he pouted when he shot a gun
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Roger Moore was the best Bond. Because he took the piss out of it and he was English, like 007 is supposed to be. Daniel Craig is the worst for me. A wobbly gobbed vertically challenged soyboy cunt.
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Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
0
George Foreman
Carl Lewis
Jason Mountford
Ian Lavender
Stevie Wonder
0
Marky Ramone
Sheridan Smith
Harvey price
Katie price
Eric Clapton
0
Sorry Miserable. I nicked Harvey and Katie back.
0
Angela Landsbury
Bob Dole
Billy Connolly
Joanne Woodward
Jimmy Tarbuck
0
Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
Norman Jewison
0
Oh and Fuck Sean Connery
Absolute one trick pony terrible actor Hypocrite Scotland for Scotland but lived his life everywhere else and never paid any UK Tax Wife beating scumbag Worst Bond Ever
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Khaled Mashal (ex Hamas Chairman)
Bobbie Gentry (singer songwriter)
Chris Patten (Last Governor of Hong Kong)
Wayne Osmond
Emmanuel Macron
0
God I have had so many wanks over Bobby Gentry
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Indeed a good cause – Better get a few more in just in case
0
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Henry Woolf
David De Keyser
0
Brian Blessed
Ian McKellen
Terence Stamp
John Cleese
and Brad Pitt
0
Sally Ann Howes
George “Johnnie” Johnson
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
June Lockhart
0
Jon voight
Mary Berry
Christopher walken
Bill Cosby
Michael Caine
0
Trevor Peacock
Glynis John
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge
Bert Bacharach.
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
Hoo-eee, Connery was a cunt.
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Beverly Cleary
Bernie Madoff
Anne Buydens
Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Nice work Cuntakinty
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George Soros (Cunt of the Millennium)
Gina Miller (Angry ugly Cunt)
Tracey (Fugly) Eminem (Joke artist)
Rolf Harris (kiddy fiddler)
Vince Cable ( Cunt Arsehole and faux politician)
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Covid or no covid, I would have a street party if Soros and Banana Gob snuffed it.
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