Congratulations to Cuntakinty who correctly predicted the original James Bond of the Film franchise Sean Connery would be next to conk out aged 90.His son announced he died in the Bahamas today after being “unwell for some time”.He later won an Oscar for his role in the Untouchables and played Indianna Jones father amongst many other roles.
On to Deadpool 180:
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My picks (Shaun)
Leslie Phillips
Peter Sutcliffe
Martin Bashir
Saeb Erekat
Rush Limbaugh
Barbara Windsor
Jim Dale
Neil Ruddock
Clint Eastwood
Steve Jones (sex pistol)
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Arthur Scargill
Richard Burgon
Seumus Milne
Chris Williamson
Imelda Marcos
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Yeh, Milne would be good, Ruff. Seems to have dodged the anti-semitism stuff …… so far.
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John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
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John Woodvine
Christopher Plummer
Mel Brooks
Tom Lehrer
Stephen Sondheim
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Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Geoffrey Palmer
Kenneth Cope
Michael Barratt
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ps, good shot Cuntakinty.
Connery was an old tax-dodging, tightfisted, wife-beating, miserable, bald old cunt with a speech impediment.
Highly overrated; I couldn’t stand the cunt.
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Nehemia Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhineheart
Dickie Davies
So, Mr. Cuntakinty, you expected Mr. Bond to die.
Your expectations have been fulfilled.
Bang on.
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John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)
Ian Hislop (Little Cunt)
Mohamed Al_Fayed (Little Cunt)
Sir Philip Green (Little Cunt)
John Bercow (Little Cunt)
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Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
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Ian Blackford
Nicola sturgeon
Alex sex pest
Robert the Bruce
Mel Gibson
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Tony Blair emperor of cunts
Cherie Blair lady emperess of cunts
Cliff Richard queer cunt
Anita Harris dried up cunt
George Takei another queer cunt
Good darts KunteKinte
Let’s see Krankie weep crocodile tears over the recently departed thespian
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Egon Krenz
Jack Smethurst
Joss Ackland
Kenneth Kaunda
Clarissa Eden
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Anne Robinson. Phil the Greek. Sir Attenborough. Jeanne Moody. Alvin Stardust. (Bernard William Jewry.)
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Sorry WhyMe but Alvin died 6 years ago.
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The all female edition:
Brittany Spears
Heather Locklear
Rosalyn Carter
Maxine Waters
Barbara Walters
There’s a new sheriff in town. Cuntakiller!
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HM Queen
Geoffrey Boycott
HH 14th Dalai Lama
Charlie Sheen
Elton John
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Swap HH Dalai Lama for Dustin Hoffman
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I remember my mum used to always go on and on about she liked Sean Connery.
But when my dad just once remarked on what he would like to do to the singer of Middle Of The Road, my mum didn’t speak to him for a week. Maybe it was the way he said it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGyPrmbgan0
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl
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A number of repeats above if you cunts want to trawl through them. Connery was a febrile jocko nat cunt and an all round money grubbing bastard. To work again:
Michael Caine
Tony Bennett
Val Kilmer
Albert Finney
Shirley Anne Field
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Albert is already dead, Sir.
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Bugger he was always a right cunt. I shall replace him with:
Tracy Emin
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Finney scrubbed to be replaced by Tracy Emin whom, I am led to understand, is but a mere husk after a number of encounters with the cancer surgeon.
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Clarkson, shot by that yappy little twat Richard Hammond for ruining his career
Lewis Hamilton, murdered in his sleep by his mother after she can’t live with herself any longer for unleashing the sanctimonious little gobshite on the world
Diane Abbot, beaten to death with her own left shoes by a necrophiliac who then pumps her twitching corpse
Corbyn, gassed in his own oven by a group of pissed off jews
Vanessa Feltz, chokes on a chicken bone after stuffing her face with a kfc family bucket, Kate Moss runs to her rescue and performs the Heimlich manoeuvre, however she’s unsuccessful and Feltz falls on her breaking her neck, Moss also dies but fractionally later, therefore Feltz wins by default
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Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
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Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
Nigel Lawson (Baron Lawson of Blaby)
Roy Hattersley (Baron Hattersley / Tub of lard)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
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Leslie Phillips
Lionel Bair
Ian Kankie
Tom Baker
Norman Tebbit
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Sean Connery was a terrible actor and an all round cunt (Mish Moneypenny, I’m jusht going out for a pack of shaggettes). A Scottish Nationalist who loves Scotland so much he didn’t live here for the last 50 fucking years of his life. He wasn’t even the best James Bond. My gran said that David Niven should have played Bond straight and not in the comedy version of Casino Royale.
My noms:
Tommy Cannon
Sophia Loren
Sidney Poitier
Clint Eastwood
Tippi Hedren
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Jordan Pickford
Donald Trump
Boris Johnson
The Queen
Sir Lenny Henry
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Sir Alex Ferguson
Mick Jagger
Rupert Murdoch
Prince Phillip
Piers Morgan
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Sir Michael Parkinson
Prince Phillip
Sir David Attenborough
Michael Palin
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George Lucas
Alex Trebek
Loretta Lynn
Sheldon Adelson
Pope Francis
nice one cuntakitty
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