Well done to Cunty Cunti Council who correctly predicted the “Queen of Technicolour” Rhonda Fleming would be next to conk out.Fleming was 97 and died from aspiration pneumonia
On to Deadpool 177
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My nominations:
Sandra Day O’Connor
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies
Tom Baker
Sean Connery
Virginia McKenna
Leslie Phillips
Bernard Cribbins
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
1
Jimmy Greaves
Dick Van Dyke
Keith Richards
David Attenborough
Norman Lamont
2
Billy Idol.
Bill Wyman.
William Shatner.
Norman Lloyd.
Eva Marie Saint.
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Brittany Spears
Roman Polanski
Tommy Lasorda
Heather Locklear
Jimmy Carter
Well done CCC.
1
Jim Dale
Neil Sedaka
Neil Diamond
Prunella Scales
Thelma Barlow
1
Great shot ccc
Larry king
Tina Turner
Sophia Loren
Bob Barker
Betty White
1
Well done CCC 👍
Tony Bennett (creaking crooner)
Christopher Plummer (actor & apparently a bit of a shit)
Tom Courtenay (yesteryear actor)
Ray Brooks (Mr Benn)
Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
1
Some of you cunts need to read the rules…only I’m allowed to nick other nominees.
Here are mine.
Go fuck yourselves
Go fuck yourselves
Go fuck yourselves
Go fuck yourselves
And then go fuck yourselves
1
Yaphet Kotto
Paul Gascoigne
Kenneth Cranham
David Van Day
Robert Duvall
Ya raasclaats.
0
Ted Dexter
Chuck Yeager
John Hemingway (The Last of the Few)
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Ian Hislop (Little Cunt)
0
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Tippi Hedren
0
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
0
Philip Schofield
Jimmy Somerville
Tom Daley
Christopher Biggins
Peter Tatchell
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
1
Tom Parker (boy band member)
Hank Marvin
Lindsay Lohan
Breyten Breytenbach (Sairf Airfrican Roighter…yah d’ems roight mayt)
Norman Tebbit
0
Murray Walker
Bob Dole
Tom Parker
Angela Landsbury
Des O Conner
0
Sir Lenny Henry
Queen Elizabeth II
francis ngannou
jeremy corbyn
Mr caitlyn jenner
0
Camilla Patkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0