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I’ll keep it short. Starbucks have jumped on the Trans Bandwagon for their advertising campaign. I suspect most of us have seen the ads by now. And I suspect I’m not the first to nominate them as you are reading this as an add on to a more detailed nomination.

Inclusively rammed down your throat by a 14″ cock of LGBTQwERTYUIOPADFGHJKL terrorism.

And what the fuck is a ‘flat white’?

(Anyone who says they love coffee or really knows their coffee and shops at Starfucks is an ignorant cunt for whom I have but one word: Lavazza – NA)

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

102 thoughts on “Starbucks”

  1. I saw an advert the other day about 2 puffs who couldn’t be happy because they had the wrong broadband.
    1 was a ginger and 1 a Dark Key.
    BT I think it was.
    Same sort of vile cuntery.
    I do wish they would very firmly Fuck Off.

    • Starbucks coffee turns you fruity.
      Fact.
      Its got hormones in it,
      Knew a welder, married man, went in Starbucks had a moche latte now hes pregnant and called Chantelle.
      Should be shut down,
      Their degenerate coffee is overpriced and a danger to this country,
      Some bloke works their told me he was a barrister!
      Lying fucker, just brews up.

  2. As if we didn’t know that every weak little twat who hangs around coffee shops is a cock lover or fellow traveller. Nice of them to spend all that money to state the bleeding obvious.
    I hate these cunts.

  3. Sounds like desperation to me!

    It’s no big surprise that a number of High Street eateries and errr drinkeries are facing hard times during lockdown. Not least by the fact so many people are now working from home, and are no longer taking their lunch breaks at these places quite so much.

    Well known places like Pizza Express, Chiquitos, Pret a Manger, Costa Coffee and Domino Pizza, have either gone under or are circling the abyss. And one suspects Arsefucks is facing a similar crisis.

    Whether this current campaign to broaden its appeal is moot, but generally speaking I couldn’t give a fuck for them, their overrated and expensive coffee and their “Look at us, we’ve conformed to the new normal” look!

  5. One advantage of another lockdown is that crap coffee shops might go down the same plug hole as our economy. Once the apocalypse is over, there would be an opportunity for old fashioned cafes and greasy spoons to open up. I’ve never understood why you pay 4 quid to stand waiting 5 minutes for a cup of hot, milky mud. It’s another cunty millennial thing.

  6. Point 1. I have never seen this commercial (advert as you say) run on American television. I found a couple of news sources indicating that it has been shown but was unable to see or verify that. Really interesting.

    Point 2. I fucking HATE Starbucks. Their coffee is over roasted and over priced, resulting in the unpleasant combination of the consumer being burned by both the taste and the price.

    Sup-point 2a. Their staff is insufferably millennial (full stop).

    Point 3. Night Admin is correct. Lavazza is good coffee. (Very good coffee.) Several blends are available in the states and I’ve enjoyed them all. However:

    http://ispot.tv/ad/nuqO/lavazza-the-new-humanity

    As an American, I think the (parallel) warning bells are clanging loudly in this commercial*. Do you English Cunters feel the same way?

    Point 4. This is a rock solid cunting as Starbucks is indeed a cunt of world class proportions.

    *Charlie Chaplin was a communist sympathizer who supported Stalin and the Soviet Union. By the later stage of his life he was viewed by many of his time as “dangerously immoral and progressive.”

      • Chaplin started to believe he was a genius and “directed” shit films like, “Gaslight” and “A Countess in Hong Kong” and “composed” sickly sweet “music” such as “Love This is My Song”. He was also into young girls. Several of his wives were 16 and he married his last, 18-year-old Oona O`Neill when he was in his mid-50s.

  7. And you see these pathetic poofs with their takeaway cawfeee in the street like some 1980’s Yank TV detective.
    “What we got here officer?”
    “John Doe Sir. Looks like a drugs hit.”
    “Thanks officer, can you keep those people back?”
    Fuck off wanker.

  8. Starbucks coffee tastes like raw sewage anyway.

    I much prefer the Italian or Portuguese family owned cafes for their coffee.

    I also prefer to support small local businesses instead of multinational tax dodging cunts.

  9. My great grandparents possessed a device known as a vacuum flask/thermos. Make your own coffee, tea etcetera and it pays for itself in a week and you don’t have to deal with trust fund snowflake prats only working as a hobby.

  10. Not sure which I despise more – outlets like Starbucks or the braindead cunts who festoon their counters each morning, desperate to clutch that tepid, shitty-sugary-syrup concoction which passes for ‘coffee’ as they shuffle zombie-like at 8am to their nondescript middle-management positions.

  11. Starbucks is a cunt and so is any fucker who goes there, nothing worse than a coffee cunt, but that’s another cunting altogether.

  12. Never understood the growth of paying the price of a pint for a mug of bloody coffee when you can buy an entire bottle of the stuff in a supermarket for only a couple of quid more.

    My father used to take a thermos flask to work with him, and the missus will make her own coffee and take it with her in a thermal mug thing.

    It’s up there with bottled water, people just wasting their money.

    • ..It’s up there with bottled water, people just wasting their money.’

      I used to agree there, but then

      i. I worked in London for a decade…there isn’t a word in the english language strong enough to truly describe the ‘lively awfulness’ of the recycled pish on tap there they call water.

      ii. Dog drinks from a puddle, quite happily (no matter how much you shout at him to stop), no problems.
      Dog drinks from a bowl of tap water (straight or boiled then cooled)…he pukes it back up.
      Dog drinks bottled water (It was a last ditch option) no problems.

      You know there’s really something wrong when your dog can’t stomach your tap water. It wasn’t always this way, but the cunts have seriously fucked up our local water supply, to the point my last couple of batches of homebrew came out foul (alcoholic, yes, but foul..undrinkably so..), so, based on the experience with the dog, tried the same recipe, but used several gallons of bottled water from B&M..back to business as usual.

      Looks like I’ll be investing in a second-hand autostill at some point, until then, it’ll be bottled water for essentials..it fucking pains me to buy the stuff, but in keeping with the ongoing ‘Darkening Island’ narrative, it’s just another indication of our slide into general Third World shitholewankery..

  13. I don’t know why Companies think that ads like this will encourage people to use their services….Poofs,trannies,dark-keys,mongas,spaccas,fat Cunts,midgets,ugly leaky women,celebrities, fucking Meerkats,Cunts that tell you that they’re here to help you,children,coffin-dodgers,hipsters,Scouse accents and anything that mentions “the virus” or “safe” are just a few of the things that ensure that I will never darken their doors.

    I wonder if Nicole is still driving that shitty little Renault?

    • Morning Mr F, Nicole is indeed still driving a Renault Clio.
      She’s driving it to “Fistfest”. A celebration of all things lesbian, accompanied by her green-haired, dungaree-wearing “wife”, their mixed-raced sperm donor twins and Papa, who’s now Mama, following semi-successful gender reassignment surgery performed in a Turkish abbatoir.
      And the Clio, being a Renault, will break down on the way with electrical issues.

      • Lysette Anthony, oh yes! As a fellow admirer of The Pussy (Seka and Gemma for starters!) I’m sorry to see this too Dick, but tempus fugit as Yes once sang.

        Onto the topic. Starbucks are just one iteration of the modern trend for society to be CONSTANTLY EATING AND DRINKING. In the old days – not so long ago really- every high street had a greasy spoon and a Wimpy Bar and that was abaaaaght it ((c) B&WC 2020). Pavement Cafes!?! Fuck right off!!

        Nowadays, we see endless chain coffee bars invariably staffed by some aproned ZZ Top beardo calling himself a Barista ( ie a graduate waiter) ; Macshite; Pizza places; expensive ‘’craft” sandwich outlets; cafes in supermarkets etc etc.

        And yet everybody claims to be poor!

        As I was eating my All Day Brekkie in Morrison’s yesterday I thought no wonder the obesity and diabetes stats are at an all time high. In truth I’m sorry for the inevitable loss of jobs coming to those concerned but I won’t miss any of the above if they folded.

      • Distraught when I first saw the Renault carpet munching advert.
        I own a mk3 clio hells bells do I have to have the tackle removed so I can drive? Is this crime against nature advert the reason for the funny looks I’m getting as I drive through the village? Luckily not methinks, the looks are down to exhaust note as my Clio is a modified RS version which goes like fuck and corners enlightningly. So fuck off you carpet munching alphabet people I will drive my little buzz bomb getting 23mpg for as long as I can or till i’m banned.
        and never ever will I acknowledge that there are more than two genders, men have babies and taking the knee is somehow good. The rate these shit adverts are occuring my tv will have to be exorcised in case the weird shit leaks out.

      • True enough, A bigger collection of weirdos.perverts and Mentals it would be hard to find.

        There’s only Spoony and myself that demonstrate even a modicum of respectability.

        John 11.35…”Jesus Wept”.

        (..and the erstwhile Admins of course)

      • Nicole and Papa were clearly having afternoon sex instead of working the filthy Frenchies…

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBGDvgYekA

        Reckon that bird of Papa’s was someone else’s wife?

        “Weirdos, perverts and mentals” – the collective term for the membership of the Commons and Lords?

        (Just a quick note to all. Wordfence doesn’t like “perverts” – DA)

      • If that ad. was made today, Nicole would be getting a portion off some Mighty Joe Young chiggun-lover while Papa’s afternoon-delight consisted of him getting done up the dungpipe by Grayson Perry.

    • That Maltesers wedding advert still creases me.
      That thing in the chair, gleefully telling her mate she’s got the best man’s phone number. Talk about stretching reality for diversity. That specimen couldn’t pull a wishbone. Never mind a good looking bloke.

      I wonder, did Maltesers sales rocket due to Davros in drag and her cuckooland pulling antics? I doubt it somehow,

  14. Being a upstanding Englishman I prefer Tea to coffee,
    Apparently the best coffee in the world is from the Blue Mountains of Jamaica and another is one where they sieve the beans from civet (wild cat) scat.
    I dont like the idea of cat shit to drink of a morning im fussy like that.
    as for all those plastic yanks clutching their coffee cups in the UK,
    If you want to be like the americans, get a gun.
    Your not in the Velvet Underground just because youve been overcharged for a shite brew.

  15. I don’t drink coffee, only tea, I stand in the kitchen looking over the green and pleasant land, while whistling “land of hope and glory”, Starfucks is obviously for the most agregious blue haired, vegan window lickers, it’s logo even looks like some turdstrokers in drag, I would never even set foot in one, the utter cunts!!!!

  16. The only times I have ever been to a branded coffee shop were a couple of times in McDonalds (nice coffee, I say) and when I had a mystery shopping assignment at Cafe Nero. Otherwise I have no interest in these places and would rather simply go to a cafe. I don’t exactly have a sensitive palate for coffee so the mud mentioned by somebody above would probably be fine for me. There is no way I would pay £4 for a cup of coffee when I can usually get a jar of Douwe Egberts on offer for a fiver.

  17. Seen said advert.I wanted to punch my tv.Not interested.Bore off.Don”t use them.Overhyped and overpriced.
    .

  18. I’ve said it before – you can buy a block of coffee for about $6 (3 quid) in the supermarket and it lasts a week or more. Fuck paying a fiver for a bucket of froth served by a cunt.

    Putting sugar or milk near coffee is the work of the Dark One (and I don’t mean Dick Fiddler or B+WC).

      • Looks like we have a pair of cowboys here, sat around the cunty campfire whistling Gene Autry ballads.
        Proper cowboys I mean, a bit like those in “Blood Meridian” by Cormac Mccarthy.
        Read it, it’s terrific.

  19. Thankfully, I am immune. Never been tempted to try Starfucks and never will, even when I lived in America! Anyone who does is a cunt.
    I love my own brew and every morning I use a manual milk frother with granulated coffee that cost me a pound more for an entire refill bag than it would for 1 Flat White (Short) according to uk.menuwithprice.com webpage.
    If adverts had to reveal their true message Starfucks would read like this:

    Starfucks, where cunts and their money are soon parted.

  20. That’s fuckers make about 4000% Mark up on their shit coffee. They can fuck off just for that.

    • Incredulous, I read the article only to find that the Royal Mail has a ‘Head of Diversity and Inclusion’. It could be Inclusion and Diversity I cannot be bothered to go back and check but it does raise the question what do these pointless appointees do all day.

      • I wonder, will the Royal Mail’s ‘Head of Diversity and Inclusion’ stop the cunts leaving rubber bands all over the driveway after they have delivered the post?

        That said though, we have a new female post-person on our street. She’s a blonde and she’s pretty tasty. I don’t know why, but when she turns up I think of those Robin Askwith films. Confessions of a postwoman? The thought appeals.

    • Bet they get vandalised-honour Lenny Henry?
      He was quite funny in Tiswas doing his “ooooookaaayyy” and David Bewwwammy” impersonations. Mind, I was more interested in Sally James and the way she filled out a r-shirt😀. Since the , everything Lenny has done has been anti-white, look closely at his work😉.

    • Perhaps next they could paint traffic light lenses black and make life interesting for motorists. Or paint parliament black to reflect what they think is the ethnic make up of the country.

    • Will they get the Stones to play at their opening?
      The original title of the single should be reinstated.
      If the 1966 classic was re (re) named ‘Paint It, Black’ again, there would be BLM tantrums and jungle noises a go-go.

      • Morning RTC.
        Yes, but I don’t think there was much coffee in it, more chicory.
        The labels have been changed now I think, the Indian gentleman is no longer serving.
        As you say happier simpler times! ☺

      • Morning C.

        I was about 14 last time I had a mug of Camp coffee. To my immature palate it was the bees fucking knees!

        Nearest we got to coffee otherwise was that abominable Nescafé powdered muck. Don’t think I had a mug of proper cup of coffee until the 1980s….

      • Try the shite we get given by the Trust in ambulance statons! Fuck me, I’d rather drink a junkies septic piss.

      • Reminds me of my gran, RTCreampuff! Camp coffee! You used to be able to buy it in the supermarkets … might get some if it’s still able, for a nostalgia trip. (Probably I’ll hate the taste)

      • You will. It’s foul. It’s made of chicory, and was liquid. The bottle used to have a label which the wokes would like to forget, though. The original showed Captain Squarejaw of the Cavalry sitting on his camp (geddit?) stool and being served his Camp by his camp Sikh coffee-wallah. The revised version today has Captain S sitting down with the same Sikh, who also has a cup, and it is almost as if he and the western oriental gentleman were equals, damnit.

  24. Spot in cunting.

    This very advert caused a huge row between myself and my girlfriends snowflake daughters.

    My point was very simple – whilst I don’t and wont go to Starbucks, based on their lack of contributions to the U.K. treasury plus it’s overpriced filth, I massively object to an advertiser condescending me in this manner.

    Personally I think trannies are mentally ill and need help.

    THEY DO NOT NEED CELEBRATING.

    It is NOT normal to believe you are born in the wrong body

    What the fuck next a campaign showing 14 year old Jamal getting up in the morning, doing a line of coke, getting on a train from London to somewhere in Sussex flogging wraps of brown, stabbing anyone who ‘disses’ him then on the way back calling into Starbucks fir a relaxing Black Coffee.

    Get fucked.

    I hope their sales tank just like Gillette’s did when they tried to tell their target market that they should be ashamed of themselves.

  25. ‘Coffee shops’? I blame the unfunny cuntfest that is the ‘comedy’, ‘Friends’ (as funny as being RSI’d at the side of the road where the piss-boiling phrase ‘Can I get’ was first uttered. Probably), for these over-priced purveyors of average-at-best beverages. And Starbucks can fuck off with their woke, bullshit advert and their asking your fucking name when you order like the cunt’s your best fucking mate.

    Give me a greasy spoon any day.

  26. When will all this faggot pandering ever end, same with BLM accepted before getting on poeples nervs now cunts ….

    • It’s like McDonald’s-for deluded twats that think they look sophisticated drinking overpriced hit beverages with stupid names.
      Patronised by gays, laptop surfers, yummy mummies, stoooodents and other assorted cunts.
      Avoid 👎

      • I literally walked past my local Starbucks about 15 minutes ago and glanced in. Some extremely pleasant looking women in there, although they are clearly mental.

      • Agreed, CG. The place is full of daft women, student bellends or ‘bloggers’ who think they are cool ‘characters’ or living like some New York whizz kid or Hollywood Mom. When in actual fact they are cunts on a British high street, looking like wankers and acting like wankers.

      • Norm,
        The only thing more embarrass are the “hipsters” posing OUTSIDE these coffee shops, sitting on narrow high street pavements, breathing in traffic fumes with their mocca spunka latte, dark sunglasses and taking selfies-they imagine they look like George Clooney in Milano or Beverley Hills-in reality they look like exactly WHAT they are:
        CUNTS
        😂😂😂

      • Thanks for the advice. It’s for cunts who drive into town and spend £6 for a coffee because they are 1 unable to make their own. 2 they are too lazy to make their own.

  28. Starfucks was part of the American invasion of our high streets which began with mcdonalds and all those bloody pizza places.

    Perhaps this will start to recede and we can get back to good old English tea shops.

    We also need to get rid of Americanised phrases like “freshers” and “proms” so beloved of millennials and the media.

    This is Britain.

  30. Instant does me. The point is caffeine, not some kind of nonalcoholic winetaster’s review in ludicrous fake Italian jargon. When I were nobbut a lad, espresso bars were a thing. Your choice was limited to espresso or coffee, the latter with or without milk. It was made in a Gaggia steam engine by an Italian and it tasted like coffee. It was affordable, even in the West End. Those were definitely the days.

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