Jedward (3)

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I propose a full-on Hitler Jugend with a complete lack of self awareness cunting for these two ‘singers.’

Like me, you probably have only the vaguest knowledge of this pair of inbreds. Apparently they were in one of those singing show back in the zeros. I have never knowingly heard one of their songs and could have lived the rest of my life without them bothering me. Or vice versa.

However, in a sad Linekeresque attempt to be relevant with the kids (Rick Mayall RIP) this pair of bellends have advocated burning J.K.Rowling’s new book on, where else, Twitter….

https://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/1305834661281697792?s=21

Readers of my blog will know I can’t stand endless comparisons with Nazi Germany but what else is this but fascism?

I am aware that Rowling is not popular in this parish but freedom of speech is the foundation of all other freedoms. And when the fucking fuck did it become ‘right wing’ to support freedom of speech. Odin help me.

I wonder how many of the mongs calling Rowling’s book ‘transphobic’ have read it? Reminds me of The Satanic Verses shitstorm when I was at university. And if these twats buy her book to burn it, won’t that push it to the top of the bestsellers list and cause the publisher to print more copies?

Nobheads.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

77 thoughts on “Jedward (3)”

  1. I wonder what would happen if someone advocated burning this pair of cunts on Twatter?
    Casual but immediate oven.

  2. A pair of first class, talentless cunts and no mistake, guv. Do the fucking world a favour and donate your bodies to science so we can do a study of what makes some people so cuntish.

    • There comedy “just seen a ghost!!” Hair, timeless music, effete irish, theres lots of reasons Jedward should be immortalised as the first identical twins fed into a wood chipper live on telly.
      Get JK Rowling to write their epitaph.

      • My first thought was to reply:

        Maybe they have just read Miserable’s new novel about a private detective aided by the g-g-ghost of Stephen Lawrwnce😄
        They look as wet as fuck and would probably puss their My Lickle Pony knickers 😂

        Morning Miserable👍

  4. ‘Celebrity’ endorsements are a mystery to me. Who gives a fuck what tramp’s mate Brand thinks about politics or drug-addled simpleton Allen thinks about refugees? And whilst we can all see the value of expertise, you are only an expert in your area of expertise not everything under the sun. So Lineker is only an expert in goalhanging and the ginger ponce in (allegedly) cheating at A Levels. And the ginger ponce’s missus Woko Ono is only an expert in sucking yards of producer cock to get a bit part in a soap opera.

  6. Fuck me this their 3rd cunting!!! I’ve never heard of the cunts thank fuck, nor do i want too. Cunts need to have a serious word with who does their barnets mind. 2 cunts for the price of one, wankers.

  7. Either they both regularly attend bukakke parties on their knees or have been sticking their wet fingers into live sockets-why else would presumably “adult” males sport haircuts like those?

    For those barnets alone, no sentient being should give them any attention.
    Scalped then Terry’s oven.
    Cunts
    👎👎👎

  9. What did I say wrong in my previous post?

    (Probably “ponce”, but it’s back now – DA)

  10. I’m with The Gays on this one….I too think that we should burn J.K Rowling’s books….and anyone who starred in the films…..and any person over the age of 8 who reads them.

    Might as well chuck these Bufty Brothers on too.

    • Morning Sir Fidler,

      Can I ask whether the fine works of J,R.R. Tolkien are acceptable in Fidler Towers? I imagine the gay films made by that fat Kiwi fellow fall short.
      How about that other fine author who used his initials starting with “J”- J.R. Hartley and his magnificent work on fly fishing.
      One can imagine you, dusty chair next to the fireside, hounds at your feet, pouring over a cherished copy by candlelight, the harsh Northumbrian wind rattling the leaded windows of Fidler Towers.
      A romantic scene to warm the hearts of any true Englishman.

      • I only read The Collected Works Of Sven Hassel, Commando Comics and copies of my self-authored and self-published magazine…” Tally-Ho and Fuck Off”…articles on cubbing (and clubbing Antis),the dangers of shooting drugged lions etc…a handy “top tips” page on the best way to shove a pushbiker into a ditch without scratching your bullbars…a regular page of photoshopped images of Gemma Arterton getting some lipstick on me dipstick…and,of course,the Problem page where I advise troubled readers on various quandaries ( that’s the easiest to write,tbh…the answer is always “Fuck Off.)

        Morning General
        Morning All

      • By strange coincidence, I gave an original copy of Monte Casino here-a book given to me as a young lad, showed me the unromantic reality of the “theatre of war”.

        Those were the days Sir Fidler- the hardest choice a young man had to make in the newsagent shop was between a Commando comic or a football weekly comic-fast forward to the present day and she-he’s like the twats in this nom will dither if “Gay Hairstyles” monthly or “Bum Boys”.

      • In my defence, I was 7.
        From the age of 8 onwards, my pocket money went in copies of Razzle magazine. Have you ever “come” across that publication, in the wild counties?

  11. At least the government stood firm on current transgender law. You have to get a medical certificate to appear in a Starbucks advert:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54246686

    This prevents weirdos and rapists identifying as the opposite sex. The law, therefore, supports Rowling’s view that cock equals male, fanny equals female.

  12. I came across this pair on Pointless, which I like, but they irritated me so much (loud, brash, constantly interrupting) that I had to fast forward until the cunts were knocked out.

  13. Oirish they be, so definatly cunts, a real life Terrence and Phillip from South Park, but they’re Irish, utter cunts!!!!

  14. While i highly approve of Jedward being lowered into a vat of industrial chemicals more offensive and irritating than thier musical output, i have to say that JK Rowling is a bigger cunt than the pair of these dickheads welded together with the spunk that makes their hair stick up.

    • I was vastly wealth JK Rowling id spend my time getting revenge on those ungrateful kids I made famous the backstabbing little ungrateful bastards.
      All would meet with unfortunate accidents due to their treacherous antics.
      The milhouse one, the ginger, an the posh bird dont know gratitute, make them weep when finally given a trickle of water JK!!
      No point being rich and not crushing your enemies eh?

    • Why cant they just calm down and be like other irish people?
      Do scrap metal, badly tarmac drives, live in a caravan?

      • You leave out one of the Irish traveller types finest skills: videos uploaded to YouTube, with the intention of calling out other pikey families for a scrap.
        Fucking comedy gold😂😂😂

  17. Seen these cunts on the TV a couple of times. Annoying or what! WTF are they about? 2 more none people turned into celebs for being total a utter knob ends. Bet that thing on their head would burn well. Fuck off.

  19. Those hairstyles look incredibly flammable and would definitely make great public ashtrays.

  20. I would like Mr. Fiddler to confirm my suspicions that this pair of motherfuckers are victims of The Gayness

    Nice quick clean cure for them – the Caning Room. Six strokes each.

    • Confirmed,Mr.Boggs.

      Born as conjoined twins….connected to each other via prick to arsehole.

      The product of a test-tube experiment involving the waste from the filtration unit of Michael Barrymore’s swimming-pool and scrapings from Dame Elton’s proctologist’s barge-pole.

      Shameless,vile degenerates.

      (Oi! I’m trying to eat my breakfast! – DA)

      • @DA…..I could always do a description of Jo Brand’s juicy,chewy piss-flaps and dribling “love-tunnel” if you’d prefer…although I must say that I find your homophobia rather distasteful,tbh.
        🙂 .

  21. I went to see an Irish dance production last night called ‘Streamdance’….

    Not as good as Riverdance, just a tributary act….

  23. Jk Rowling is indeed a cunt, however these pair of cockwombles need exterminating, i bet their old man wishes he,d worn a condom that night, he must be dying of embarrassment and he thought he could relax now that these pair of fuckmonkeys were well and truly of line.
    This proves that there will always be cunts in the world, im tempted to be setting fire to their barnets instead of the book……..utter cunts in duplicate

  24. The definition of a pair of cunts and typical of modern ‘celebrities’, talentless and supported by cunts.
    Send them to an ISIS stronghold…where they have tall buildings.
    Lets beat them up though before we send them on the plane.

  25. Oh, give me an ally where these buffoons roam
    Where these dears and their audience play
    And I’ll give you an often heard and encouraging word
    As their cries go out all day.

    To the tune of Home, Home o the Range – Neil Young

  26. I quite like Jedward. They are silly and have lots of energy and enthusiasm. It is a nice change to all the depressing, and self deprecation going on.

      • Goodness, CG! I hope not.

        I remember many years ago she said, ‘Brother dearest, try one of these little ‘space cakes’ I made.’

        Never again! Oh my!

  30. Pair of cunts were borne of a wank scraped into their’s ma’s cunt with a rusty dessert spoon.

    Headfirst through the industrial cold meat slicer on live TV.

    Then shovel the remains into one of Unkle Terry’s mobile mini-ovens – as I understand, these are now available for hire at a reasonable price. All live from the London Palladium.

    • Quite so sir.
      Especially imported Chinese Death Van.
      Very enjoyable and perfect for these deformaties.

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