I Am Greta

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Coming to a cinema near you on October 16th , a 1 hr 37 min documentary on Saint Thunderpants, the teenage saviour of our fucked up world.

No doubt there will be all sorts of cunts queing up to swallow the globalist propaganda of this fucking stooge. I hope they are going to employ some working class cunts to clear up the plastic drink and popcorn cartons ready for the next performance.

Yes, I’ve noticed how these green wankers tend to leave a shitload of detritus behind them after one of their self congratulatory, back slapping little “demos”.

I will be taking my own monkey nuts with a plastic bag to collect the shells and my empty Tizer bottle. I fucking love Saint Greta don’t you?

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Greta

92 thoughts on “I Am Greta”

  1. Why is she attending “home school?” .Isn’t she 16 or 17?Window licker.Stop lecturing us dear and stick to what you know.Absolutely sweet fanny adams.Please someone pass covid to her.

    • She said she already had it but wasn’t tested.It was about the time her media star was eclipsed by the Chinky Bat Flu.

      • Hasn’t this rubber faced little weasel cunt been pulled up for lying about having the virus when she knew full well that she didn’t have it?

        It’s time this little turd was finally flushed.

    • Cheerful little fucker isnt she?
      Look at the picture above, scowling.
      Cheer up kid.
      Shes that fuckin weary that if the moors murderers had abducted her theyd of brought her back home safe an sound.
      Im not watching her film, although I enjoyed the Muppets Christmas Carol, it doesnt work when its just Beaker.
      Its those great white sharks that need saving Greta go hug one.

      • How dare you Miserable! You’re talking about the woman* Miles loves!

        YOU WILL RESPECT THE BLESSED VIRGIN GRETA’S AUTHORITAAAH!

        * She is technically a woman, isn’t she?

      • 🎵its time to put on makeup
        Its time to light the lights!
        Its time to get things started
        On the inspirational, muppetational,
        This is what we call the muppet show!
        Yeay!!
        😸🙉💩👽

      • I don’t know what’s wrong with people on here. That cute round face -absolutely adorable.

      • Evening Miles,
        Shed do much better if she learnt to smile.
        If I was her handler/keeper Id take PR photos of her swimming with dolphins, holding wolf pups or cougar cubs,
        Shed do well to employ me in all honesty id send her public image through the roof!!
        But its the moon face thats most pressing!
        Maybe stand behind her with a taser?
        Only mild I hasten to add!
        But id have her smiling for the cameras in no time.

  2. ‘The world is on fire!’.
    I wonder what your bank balance is, little Greta?
    I’d bet you’re doing alright out of the climate change industry.

  3. That look of self righteous indignation perpetually making her face resemble a smacked arse is nauseating.She is like a Woke Veruca Salt out of Charlie and the Chocolate factory.She is the sort of person that will revel in being made a Covid Marshall.

  4. I’ll be there Freddie, I’ll park the Range Rover in the multi story round the corner duckie, I’m not a class traitor, white myself up to look gaunt and vegan, put on a smelly tea cosy on my head, with dreadlocks underneath of course, and shout “fuck capitalism” as I walk towards the cinema in my new Nike’s, I’ll even bring my own “delicious” vegan mong bean dips for my kettle chips, I’m not going but that’s the type that will, utter cunts!!!

  5. Imagine all the electricity and fossil fuels it’s taken to make this magnificent tale of daring do.
    Enough to make St Greta blush…

    If she only had a clue what the fuck she was on about.

  6. Anyone else think she’ll not make old bones?

    A disappearance, mystery illness or sudden croak. Not sure which, but I just don’t think she’s got a sniff at longevity.

    • Agreed IY, she has so many ‘isms’ that a fit or a stroke could be on the cards. Maybe on Greta Thunberg Day we can all release those Chinese lanterns that entangle wildlife in the wire frame and start random blazes, its what she would have wanted.

      • No one would fuck her 25times in her life time /unless it was a paedo rapist wity a sexual hang up for the mentally challenged

  7. Oh for fuck sake she’s not piping up again now as well is she, like that cunt Bray outside Parliament the other day. Just when you think they have gone quiet and irrelevant all of a sudden they pop up fucking everywhere again….like shit in a field

    • Laughing Gravy@
      That was my goldfishs name.
      Doreen Lawrence killed it.
      Or so I thought….
      Not the same LG I take it?

  8. Evening miserable-trust your pub lunch went well-or was it rammed with people making the most of their last day of freedom😢.

    Greta-the biggest pile of shite to come out of Sveeeeeden since Sven Goran Erikson.
    I honestly thought her 15 minutes were up and she had got back on her special needs tricycle and pedalled to Mongbergs window licking academy.
    How daaaare you!

    • Evening CG!👍
      It was pretty busy,
      The pub is at the very end of the pennine way,
      Beautiful scenery, so always hill walkers, ramblers, dogwalkers etc
      But on our way past Mam Tor near Blue John Mine there was hundreds of cars just parked up.
      This is not just dangerous but will alienate the locals, pretty fucking dumb, assume the Rangers will issue them all with tickets, good!
      We parked on a farmers field we know and walked over the fields to the pub so the dog could play in the stream.
      Loads of people in big groups, only a matter of time now till they shut the pubs again.😞

      • Lots of family in Cheshire MNC, so I did Blue John Caverns as a kid👍
        Glad you got your meal, home grown jacket spuds, sweet corn and tuna salad with home grown toms, cucumber and peppers from the greenhouses and od’ing on ISAC for me today, so a happy one😀.

      • Good stuff CG!👍
        Had a few pints and the best roast beef dinner Ive ever had, nice day, at one point I smiled although I try not to make a habit of it!😀

    • Plenty to dislike about Sweden. ABBA, Ulrika Jonsson, ‘neutrality’ during the war while helping out the Nazis and that twat of a footballer that thinks he’s god and talks about himself in a third person perspective. Cunts all of them

      • The footballer with that traditional Swedish name of Zlatan Ihbrahimovitch 😄😄😄

        Voted Sweden’s greatest ever footballer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  9. A Swedish documentary, fuck sounds like a right barrel of laughs 😂

    It may have been worth watching if the subject was ‘How the mass immigration of refugees fucked up Swedish society’ or ‘How we swept it under the IKea rug’

  10. Put Shaun on the case, He can put in a word with the Grim Reaper

    Fucking Hell Admin, put me right off the sarnie Mrs CuntyMort knocked up. fancy putting this mong on at mealtimes. FFS

  11. She looks like the kind who would hide in your Grandfather clock until you fell asleep and then creep out and shit in your gently snoring open mouth.

    The fucking weirdo disgusts me.

  13. She’d have a job with me, Mr F. I have sleep apnoea and wear a mask. Up yours Greta ya mong. Your daddy should have rolled off and shot you out the window.
    Oh and stick your climate Change up your ass as well.

    • Bloody hell more security than protesters or whatever they were, they are shit scared of letting her go off script, whenever she has been challenged with a unscripted question she goes to pieces.

      • Yep.
        Makes wonder whose pulling the strings.
        Soros is probably the puppet master IMO.
        More finger wagging tonight on Al Beeb with coffin dodger Attenborough.

  16. Ha ha ha!

    I hope she Google’s Greta is a cunt and finds this page-although her handlers probably restrict her viewing to fluffy clouds, bunny wunnies, bright colours and no flashing lights/strobing.
    Imagine Greta turning purple with rage, little clenched fists drumming on her desk, repeatedly saying “HOWDAREYOU”.

    The image of her hiding in a grandfather clock prior to shutting in innocent, middle aged cunters sleeping mouths-urgghh!

    Actually I have an idea- get her to bring a friend, dust of your super8 camera Sir Fidler and we can make a fortune in the Scandinavian porn industry with:

    “Two mongs, one cup”

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • Evening, General.

      I sometimes wonder how many of our “subjects” have googled themselves and got to read our thoughts….it must be a tad upsetting for some of them.

      • Good evening SIr Dick,
        I wonder if one of our esteemed cunters is in fact a celebricunt, plagiarising the comedy gold that is created here!
        The bastards🤔

  17. We’ll cunted Freddie.
    This cunts needs to spend a weekend with me… blasting abaaaaaht London in the Audi, loads of drugs (in plastic snapbags) and my tongue and dick up her vegan arsehole to finish.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  18. Greta reminds me, sort of, of Arnold from Different Strokes. She looks about 8 years old but is probably 38.

  19. Eight o’clock tonight. Extinction the facts. But it’s on the BB fucking C.
    So it’ll be BBC made up facts to brainwash us with.
    Fuck off somewhere and take the knee forever more you cunts!

    • Be another load of claptrap about how you should feel personally responsible for bushfires in America or deforestation in the Amazon. Aunty Beeb trying the guilt trip to win people round to their agenda. Avoid at all costs!

  20. Special needs, manipulated, foetal alcohol syndrome mong.
    She’s not entirely a cunt, she’s being used, poor kid.
    Her (probable commie) parents should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

    • I agree Thomas.
      If one of my kids had any issues like she does id keep them out of the limelight protect them.
      Theyre making money off her and it’s immoral.
      Shes just a kid, and annoying as she is shes not a full shilling and gets some slack from me for that, her parents are the cunts really, hippy fucks.

      • I’ve just read that somebody in Sweden has complained about Greta’s parents saying what they have put her through is tantamount to child abuse, for example, letting an autistic child go abroad on her own in a boat.

        Also, here’s a pic of Mum, Dad and Greta in Antifa T-shirts. I have no idea if they are Antifa shirts or just tops with a pentagram. They’ve gone full commie then and are watermelons – green on the outside and red inside.

        https://assets.infowars.com/2019/09/climateparents23-380×218.jpg

      • *****Based on those images, two thoughts spring to mind.

        1: They are sponsored by Newcastle Brown Ale.

        2: Gwettas mum would “get it”😳

    • Thomas-I suspect she was created in a mad scientists lab, like Dolly the sheep.
      They used the wrong sperm, substituting a mixture of sherbert dip and wallpaper paste for genius level grade A knob juice-maybe the Swedish equivalent of a YTS with a grudge against science.

      The rest, as they say, is history☹️

    • “Like a puppet on a string”

      Ironically the first verse of that song opens with

      “ Got your education from just hanging around
      You got your brain from a hole in the ground”

  21. Nature has the last laugh. She still looks twelve and probably will forever. She may be famous for being an outspoken Aspie but she’s also Paedo bait.

  22. Great cunting, I really can’t think of anything to add that hasn’t been already said.. Well done ..

  23. I’ve thought about this (climate change) for a while and done some reading on it.

    I don’t have anything against Great TinTin Thunderbird. (Her middle name is TinTin – I’m serious it really is.)
    She’s fixated on climate change. People with Asperger’s and OCD fixate on things and this is what she is fixated on.
    Her mother didn’t quit her job to help climate change, her mother did it because her daughter was depressed and not eating – so she quit her job out of concern for her daughter and not concern for the environment.

    Having looked into it, I believe that climate change is real. But I don’t understand where the whole “only 11 years to save the world” comes from. How can anyone be that specific when the data and predictions are changing all the time.

    As far as I can tell nobody is disagreeing with Greta that something needs to be done, and things are being done. But there’s no reasoning with her, there’s no wiggle room or room for debate. It’s all or nothing.

    The fanaticism from groups like ER isn’t healthy either. Doesn’t quite feel right to me. We don’t need fanaticism we need healthy debate and yes, we also need action.

    Al Gore has been involved with climate change since about 1976 and nobody has ever taken him seriously.
    Why?
    Why do people take a 17 year old more seriously than a veteran campaigner,who tried (unsuccessfully) to become POTUS?

    In 1992 a young child called Severn Cullis Suzuki made a speech on the environment at the Rio earth summit.
    Did she make headlines?
    Does anyone remember her?
    She’s still alive and still campaigning today, but you never hear about her.
    Why not?

    There’s also a multi billion $ industry built up around climate change now, so some people have a vested interested. Celebrities have cottoned on and indulge in virtue-signalling, but not virtue-doing.

    Did anyone know that there’s a theory about Russia and Vlad wanting to actively bring about climate change?

    • Yes i can actually relate to this as its true for word(i like to research myself) at the time of mid 90s election campaign al gore was making all the right noises but they didnt take him seriously in america what a pity /i believe it was either dubya or barack obama after/there is quite some validity to this and quite cohegently reasoned also(no.paraphrasing of a particular episode of your misnomer intended)but tge was the electoral crowd at the time as i recall

  24. She needs to get back to school, her spelling is atrocious.
    I haven’t a fucking clue what that sign says.
    Looks like something I’d utter, when pissed.
    Just imagine, if it was impregnated by Warwick Davies.
    The start of a brand new species.
    Nurtured in Elon Musk’s evil lab.
    The horror …….. the horror.

    • As a speaker of Swedish I can tell you it says ‘School strike for the climate’.

      Obviously made by Greta on colouring in day.

  25. Child exploitation. She is not a full shilling , possibly due to her mother’s alcohol intake. Allegedly.

  28. Same reply as always with this one, bang an E, smoke some fags, bottle of Strongbow a good fingering, thats all this cunt needs. Fucking LIVE a little Greta ffs.

  30. And as long as we allow unrestricted breeding of the 3rd world, we will all endure the problems of their ever increasing burden. And in the words of a far wiser man..”…and the meek shall inherit the world…” In other words, we will be swamped with shit. Jesus was indeed a man of great foresight.

    And so it endeth …# Amen

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