Christmas in September (8)

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A peace and joy to all mankind cunting please for the gift that is Christmas.

Apparently the annual cuntfest is just around the corner according to my local pub who have just put out their Yuletide menus, and the wankstains at Sony Movies who are going to be showing wall to wall Xmas themed films on their Classic channel from 24th September.

Presumably in an effort to cheer everyone up they are determined to make people’s lives even more miserable by inflicting the festering pile of dog shit on us a couple of weeks into Autumn.

This has to be the icing on the Christmas cake for what has been a truly cuntish year (2020 should be Isac Cunt of the Year on it’s own). Annus mirabilis my arse.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

74 thoughts on “Christmas in September (8)”

  1. Christmas time will be the only cheerful time for a lot of people over the next few years.
    With the oncoming great depression… we’re going to get loads of jobless cunts, skint cunts, alcoholic cunts, drug addict cunts, divorced cunts, suicidal cunts…and I’ll be abaaaaaht to profit from the lot of them.
    Merry Christmas and go fuck yourselves. 😁

    • Yeah. B&W is going door to door selling Christmas trees and pigs in blankets to the peacefuls.

      • Or try going around the posh areas of London, knocking on doors shouting “Slavery reparations! Slavery reparations! Time of good will to oppressed people of colour!”

      • Gotta get that paper FTF. I got some spare stock you can sell in Saaahf London, also got some other products to get the ‘party’ going.

    • You getting into money lending B&W or are you starting your own porno film production company???

      Ps-I think they are mostly gays in Bristol, so concentrate on Londanistab.

      • Fancy dipping my fingers in many pies CG, I was thinking I could set up a few brothel’s and get the skint housewives working in them, no discrimination at my brothel’s…all ages and races of lady welcome to work there.
        I will be proud of helping aaaaht many families by generating lots of jobs and doing my bit for the economy that is going down the shitter.

      • Eeeeh-im fillin’ up-your a Thatcherite entrepreneur of Branson proportions.
        Will your girls be doing home visits? Not for me you understand, miserable says I have drawn him for the ISAC secret Santa and thinks I should be generous.
        👍

  2. Christmas is fucking cancelled for 2020. We will all be dead, either by suicide of hearing about Covid 24/7, or the actual bug. Fuck it going to bed out of the way.

  5. Cooor real wimminz!
    They can dance round my Christmas tree any time.
    Got to love Benny😍

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