Note to Admin, this is the Hot News of The Day so worthwhile considering for a rapid posting shurely?
LibDem Leaders
Spot the next LibDem Leader (see above) – five in five years so there is always another one behind the one behind transitioning (allegedly). So the membership reaches new lows unlike Tories and Labour so time to ditch the last trans carthorse and saddle up another. Who can remember the last one? I have to go back to dodgy suite of allegations Jeremy Thorpe before any name nudges the old synapses in that field. Oh yes there was Cunt Clegg as well now trousering it at FaceBook.
Current candidates are Sir (WTF did that come from) Ed Who Davey and gender nightmare Leela Moran (WTF is it?)
Latest Hot News – Ed Who gets it and is now standing on a set of LibDem puke yellow front of the cameras delivering the old gracious acceptance to minute applause. Secret of LibDem success – they all seem to go off to luxurious pasture in The Lords, Quangos Various, Top Jobs and Consultancies, Lifetime Members of The Great and The Good despite career defining Balls Ups and Incompetencies.
Oh yes Cunt Yellow, the Color of a Cunt (note the Internationalist Toadying of me spelling). Their local organization is the key, Bring and Buys, Village Hall Fetes, Trans Mothers Groups, Chancing and Infiltration, Liberalization of Drugs and Brasses, Pride Marches, Unrestricted Immigration, ect ect – their Yellow Slime is everywhere.
As a landowner come up against the cunts on a regular basis – gyp*s (note to lily livered admin, the term is fully accepted and used within the kosher travelling community), if gyp*s turn me heritage water meadow into a scrapyard over night it’s the LibDem councillors who bleed their hearts out for them and serve me with bailiffs and injunctions if someone not necessarily known to me goes down there with baseball bats and tyre irons and a crew to burn their arses out of there. Horse laugh is that said “crew” is recruited from other local gyp*s who are sworn enemies of the other lot.
Ticklish situation with me cashola passing through many hands. Simple tale of country life but what to do before Yours Truly is bled dry?
It has been alleged that back handers to the LibDems works wonders. Fancy a peerage? Lord Cunt. Oh yes.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Yellow.
The cowards colour.
Weak piss, custard, mustard and submarines full of scousers.
And the lib dems.
I hope it’s pansexual mentalist Layla moran.
She’ll fuck it right up.
Head full of shite and magic, she’ll cause chaos.
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You is so sexist /way it’s/ ageist .
Who gives a fuck?
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Certainly not me, any ‘ist’
going ill have some,
Youve not got a problem with that have you?
Or have you?
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Who the fuck does Layla Moran look like? Its bugging the tits off me, though I’m sure its a puppet off a kids TV show, maybe from the 80’s when I was a nipper.
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Nana Mouskouri?
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On a cocktail of DMT, amphetamine sulphate and ether.
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They must have the same dentist.
https://images.app.goo.gl/d3NzKX1j72BJtnsd9
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I think they should have stuck with Jo Grimmond. Under him Eric Lubbock won Orpington in 1962 and Mr. Grimmond said that was the signal they were on the way back. 58 years on they are not back and they have lost the way.
Davey says they must listen, yet he is still a fucking remoaner. He hasn’t been listening since December. And never will.
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Davey is one of the slimiest, piece of shit politicians on the face of the Earth. He recently reported Nigel Farage to the police for breaking lockdown rules, when Farage was acting in his capacity as a journalist. And I’m sure the fact that Farage was doing a piece on the illegal shit bags crossing the channel had nothing to do with Davey turning snitch. Farage did nothing wrong and no action was taken, but the fact that Davey stuck his shit stained nose into something that was none of his business really makes me want to beat this cunt into another incarnation. And I’m not a particularly violent man.
This smug piece of shit would suck a donkey’s cock if he thought it would get him elected Prime Minister. It won’t, because no sane person would ever vote for the misnamed Liberal Democrats. Especially with this snitching cunt leading it.
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Davey is a contemptible cunt. Moron is a fucking toffee nosed, arrogant cunt.
The Devil’s alternative.
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Ah, I knew his name from some ‘ look at me ,ain’t I clever’ piece of non news.
Turd!
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You have to admit, his acceptance speech was an incredibly rousing call to arms!
https://news.sky.com/story/sir-ed-davey-elected-new-liberal-democrat-leader-12057611
😂
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Gave me the horn, ah……. maybe it was pornhub on my iPad.
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‘We’ve not been getting the message’.
That’s right you undemocratic cunt. We voted ‘Leave’. L-E-A-V-E.
And every day since the referendum, you and your cunt party has done everything in its power to delay and frustrate that decision. You’d have us back under the Brussel’s boot in a split second if you could.
So here’s my message to you.
FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU SKIDMARK!!
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I doubt he’ll make that nutty looking mare Layla Moran his spokesperson on domestic violence.
Didn’t she get done for giving her boyfriend/husband a beating?
But i suppose ‘lessons will be learnt’ from that, eh Layla?
Anyway the LimpDumps are about as relevant as our parish council these days.
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I liked the one who was permanently pissed and also the one who had the big jugs…..
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I think the pissed one was Charlie “Whisky Galore” ? Kennedy.
The one with the big jugs was shurely Mrs. Jemima Thrope, allegedly the prettiest politician at the time.
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Fear not ye cunters. The Liberal Demoprats have been out of the news for a while and need a bit of publicity. They could have the highest profile Libtard they wanted as leader and still get spanked at the polls. It’s high time these people realised that they are never going to rule or be taken seriously and should find something else to do with their sad lives, how about they all get together to clean Unkle Terry’s oven just as it reaches gas mk 5.
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“I hereby float the idea of a Remain alliance to decapitate that blond head in Uxbridge and South Ruislip if Johnson calls a snap election to deliver Brexit.” (Sir Ed Davey, June 2019)
“We have to wake up and smell the coffee. Nationally our party has lost touch with too many voters.”) Sir Ed Davey, August 2020)
Unequivocally pro Brexit now, are they?
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Sir Ed Davey? What has this twat done to deserve that? Unicorn saddling?
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Do you not know?
A knighthood is the sure fire mark of an Establishment arse-licking CUNT. With a few honourable exceptions, that is.
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PPE Oxford. The political free pass. He’s actually a complete sold-out Establishment cunt, and as happy sucking up to the free-market Tories for a directorship as pretending to offer a socially humane alternative.
With luck he should add another twenty to the limp dumbs’ wilderness years. Even the Grauniad can see that he’s a completely untrustworthy cunt even though he is (though currently pretending otherwise) a terminal Remainer.
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Chair. Electrical power supply and switch set to ‘on’.
Don’t switch off until smoke is seen or a burning smell is in the air.
Now go back to your constituencies and prepare for Govenrment.
I fucking hate the limp dumbs. Especially this blowhard cunt Davey.
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They are a bunch of wankers aren’t they
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Thankfully, a rather small bunch.
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I quite liked the screeching madness of that one with big tits.
I do not know who this new smug cunt is but he looks like he needs taking down a peg or two.
By flaying.
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What an honour it must be, to get oneself elected as “nonentity-in-chief”
What was the pointless cunts name again? 😆😆😆
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Ed Davey, who really needs to be lamped.
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This bloke really is a bit of a cunt.
I occasionally think to myself that MPs should be given a chance but I then see stuff like this I then think they deserve all the abuse they receive.
https://mobile.twitter.com/EdwardJDavey/status/1254014925938319360
Didn’t he recently grass up Nigel Farage to the Babylons for having pint down his local boozer? Even plod told Davey to fuck off.
There’s one word that describes this geezer and the word,Mr. Biggun, is CUNT!!!
Sorry Mrs. Whitehouse.
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The Libs are so irrelevant that it took me a couple of seconds to remember they’re actually a political party in this country. Even the Greens are more memorable, what with their hilarious car crash interviews (Natalie Bennet feigning illness on LBC over housing figures).
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Lib Dem and Limp Dumb are just different ways of saying the same thing.
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Is there a US equivalent of the Limp Dumbs, General?
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LL,
Not really a direct equivalent but many of us refer to the Democrats as…Demon Rats!
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An very apt description General. I know we have some utter cunts over here but the likes of Lightfoot and De Blasio are another level. NYC is looking like Snake Pliskin territory right now.
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It’s too bad De Blasio is already married (to a schvartze) and Lightfoot (who is schvartze) is a crotch cannibal. Otherwise they could hook up and form a (freightenly horrific) national act:
Dykefoot and De Bozio*
(*Do you English cunters know the legendary American TV character, Bozo the Clown?)
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Is he perchance related to the legendary cereal killer, John Wayne Gacy?
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Irrelevant clown in charge of an irrelevant party.
Applies to all of them really.
Vote Fox! 😄👍
(I can’t be any worse than these fkin cretins!).
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Put your X by Fox…. then post it in the box. 👍
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I’m old enough to remember Norman Scott crying his eyes out on the news because his dog had been killed by a hitman hired by Jeremy Thorpe.
I could be wrong on this one but didn’t Herr Scott state he used to bite the pillow when Jeremy Thorpe, MP and leader of the Liberal Party, was giving him one up the arris.
Cyril Smith had a penchant for young boys.
The alcoholic leader has already been mentioned.
Don’t forget Paddy ‘Pantsdown’. I’m not sure he was Liberal but I’m on a roll.
Layla Moran. She’s already been cunted on this esteemed website.
Miss Big Jugs Tight Jumpers.
Come to think of it, there’s not one of them you would leave alone in your house.
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My favourite was Tom Baker.
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Scott of the arse antics
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Manning had a joke that if Scott bit the pillow when Thorpe was giving him one he would have ate the fucking mattress if Cyril was be hind him.
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Amazingly there’s one former Liberal unDemocrat leader of the past that nobody has mentioned. Clues:
◾ He was fiercely anti-Brexit
◾ He’s a wacky, fully-baptised Devil-dodger
◾ He doesn’t like hômôsexuals
◾ He has Wallace and Gromit teeth
◾ He is a tad odd
◾ He was Cunt Of The Year
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Good call.
I’m not going to Google his name so I am going for Tim…. Tim… Tim.
Tim Cunt!
Yes that’s it. Little Tim Cunt.
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Congratulations Simmy, it’s Timmy The Cunt.
A third-rate MP in a fourth-rate party.
Who in fuckery votes for these lemons?
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Cunt also had a head shaped like a French onion.
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Vince Cable has creaked open his coffin lid and croaked, “Don’t forget me, most party members thought they had elected a corpse…er…. Bollocks to Brexit!”.
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Fucking hell, I’d already forgotten about that old fanny Vince ‘Laya’ Cable, such was the impact he made on the politics of the country.
A modest man with a great deal to be modest about, as the saying goes.
He does look quite the ducky in that hat and pale blue knitted scarf in the photo on the heading tho. Bless.
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I’ve just been on Google.
I was sort of right.
Cunt is his middle name.
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After years of moaning the Dumbs finally got their foot in the door with the coalition government. Oh how self satisfied and cocky they were then! But the first thing Cleggy did was reverse his promise on student fees……total cunt! He should have resigned on that issue and made Pigboy look a cunt but he was too fond of his title, “Deputy Prime Minister”.
So it was left to his constituents to tell him to fuck right off. So he picks up a knighthood and fucks off to live in a big mansion in California. I hope the woke mob get to the cunt and shoot him in the head.
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Nick “two sugars” Clegg. What a hapless, hopeless twat…
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Dear Sir Limply
Whilst the LibDems and Facist party are always worthy of a cunting, I must object to you using the term hot news in connection with them.
The LibDems entire membership crammed into a few airliners and crashed into an erupting volcano would still not be hot news.
Fucking hate them I do, every last treacherous piss drinking member
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A couple of single engined Cessnas would be enough…
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SdV, your penultimate sentence is linguistic platinum !
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Never get the dog vote these fu××ers
Norman Scott’s dog, executed.
David Steel’s gift of a Lab to Nicolae Ceausescu, executed.
Wouldn’t get my vote I like dogs.
Oh yes! All a bunch of tossers! forgot that bit!
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Without the bins she’s strangely attractive.
https://images.app.goo.gl/sj94WXBMcgwGCA3X8
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I reckon the HOP photo has been airbrushed, Simmy, to remove her two Bernie Winters front teeth.
“Eeeeeee Schnorbitz!”
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Like a constipated chipmunk, but the trench coat gives me the horn. Wasted on her, better on a dripping-wet-from-the-swimming-pool Penny Mordaunt, who is a sort of sexual bouncy Dover Castle.
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For all of her utter cuntery, I’d dry smash Layla Moron’s arsehole in all day long the fucking contemptible imbecilic twat!
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He looks like a squashed potato and kisses the hems of Mudslimes.
Hoo-ee, what a cunt.
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The irony of this situation. Both leftist parties are led by rich knights of the realm. Hypocritical cunts.
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who exactly are the limp dumps anyway – i thought they were an endangered species? That Layla Moron is just that – a moron
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SdV, your penultimate sentence is linguistic platinum !
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