Lewis Hamilton deserves another nomination. With the BLM bollocks dying down a bit, the self styled saviour of the world has had to find a new stick with which to beat us. And he’s found it in the form of environmentalism. He’s released a video, which he claims is just him and his poor dog. They’re out on a speedboat, no phones, no tablets, no cameras, just…wait, what? So how did you make the fucking video then? Dickhead.

It’s all, “THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ICE CAPS”. And those poor polar bears, who are literally eating snow because there isn’t enough ice for the seals to sell slushies, or some bullshit. Then there’s the rainforests, and all the other shit that’s allegedly being destroyed by us evil humans (especially white people. They’re the worst). I’ve even seen a post in which he preaches about poaching in Africa. And although he doesn’t say it specifically, he makes it clear that he blames whitey. Except, poaching in Africa is carried out predominantly by black Africans, to feed the huge hocus pocus medicine market in China. And the last time I checked, the Chinese weren’t white.

I’m sick of this thick twat. He gets paid £60 million a year by a company that produces over 14 metric tons of C02 every year, PER CAR that they make. And he’s sponsored by an oil company (Petronas). And he does a lot of travelling, in private jets (like fellow environmental hypocrite, Di Crapio). He also owns FOUR properties and FIFTEEN cars, eight of which are supercars. So I find it somewhat hypocritical therefore, that this arrogant shite thinks he has the right to lecture the rest of us on the bullshit called man made climate change. Especially when, like Greta Thumbnail, he knows FUCK ALL about it. And in his case, he’s already done more damage to the environment that I ever could.

Go fuck yourself Hamilton. Want to do something? Pay some fucking tax. You arrogant, hypocritical cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw