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Ben and Jerry’s – my first ever CUNTING!

After years of regular viewing/laughing on this great site, I’ve decided to break my cherry on Ben and Jerry! ?

B&J are cunts aren’t they?

According to the MSM Sky cunts (link below) BJs stated that the government is showing “a lack of humanity” whilst dealing with all the illegal immigrants whom are pitching up on the shores of the south in little rubber boats. They are bringing plague and all sorts of other vile shit back into our country which has long since been eradicated in the UK with them too – just what we fucking need at this time.

There are a host of reasons why this situation boils my piss but one reason I don’t see articulated often is what would happen if a boat load of peacefuls pitch up in a dingy armed to the teeth having brought ‘A Kays’ with them in their little boat, and go on a “spree”. You can buy A Kay’s in street markets in some of the shitholes these “migrants” spawn from for Christs sake. I bet the good folks in Em eye five are SHITTING THEIR DACKS over this prospect.

Are we only catching a small proportion of these cheesedicks? How many are getting through undetected? I shudder to think. Anyway, Ben and Jerry’s should stick to making fucking ice cream and pull its nose out of all the woke bullshit they are spouting – the ice cream making CUNTS.

https://news.sky.com/story/ben-jerrys-tackle-home-secretary-over-migrant-crossings-and-get-a-chilly-response-12047420

Nominated by: Napoleon Boner

…and seconded by Family Farter 

Ben and Jerry’s ice cream co.

A raspberry ripple cunt nom please, not for the sickly teeth destroying indulgence, although I am partial to bit of Haagen Dazs, but for yet another preposterous virtue signalling shit show via Twitter titter shitter shatter.
This time the honourable Priti Patel is the target by this company over her policy to bring to an end the endless flow of migrant boats in the English Channel, and too fucking right she is as well.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/12/priti-patel-attacks-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-row-migrant-crossings-13117320/

More than 4,000 migrants have reached the UK this year by crossing the English Channel in small boats, with almost 600 of the cunts arriving between Thursday and Sunday. Wow, with that level of success, we can probably expect another 4000 before 2020 is done and dusted, unless the home secretary’s plans to make our borders stronger works.

But of course this is downright inhumane according to Ben and Jerry’s
sanctimonious Twatter spokesperson who seems to believe that we should grant asylum to every cunt that manages to get here. Are all these dinghy locusts known for their love of ice cream I wonder? No? Then fuck off Ben and Jerry’s unless you’re prepared to fund the building of hundreds of thousands of new homes on brown field sites for your beloved newcomers that have travelled through several countries and crossed twenty odd miles of sea to ‘seek refuge’. Yeah, my arse they have! Dirty Opportunist Cunts.

 

54 thoughts on “Ben and Jerry’s”

  1. To quote the great Andrew Neil:

    ‘Stop posing as some kind of hippy ice cream play. You’re now wholly owned by a massive global conglomerate called Unilever. Perhaps if it paid the taxes HMRC thinks you should pay we could afford to accommodate many more asylum seekers.’

    Don’t agree with the last bit (we have more than our quota of the smelly cunts) but he’s right about these cunts and their corruption and holier than thou bollocks.

    It’s overpriced and it tastes like fucking shite anyway. Only spazzed up septic tanks would have a ‘cookie dough’ flavour. You are supposed to bake ‘cookie dough’ you thick and ever so vulgar cunts

  2. I gave up eating ice cream last year because it was giving me constipation. And I don’t need to listen to this shit either.

  3. Good nom lads!👍
    Ben& Jerrys is overpriced ice cream, its to be fair ok, like the Chunky monkey and Cherry Garcia flavours.
    But they are yank hippies who founded it and seem to think they are entitled to comment/meddle in UK current events regarding asylum?
    Listen you stupid hippy cunts stick to ice cream mind your own business you dope addled, sandlewearing draft dodging bumders.
    Woodstocks that way ➡
    We mean it maaan….

    • Greedy virtue signalling corporation, rumours of terrible working conditions, massive profits sending dumb Yanks to a supersize early grave selling their rank shit.
      If Ben and Jerrys are so bothered about the howwid victims of inhumanity 😢 why don’t they send a lifetimes supply to the UK victims of t*rrorist atrocities?
      Because it would fkin bankrupt them!
      Fuckoff back to the land of chocolate soup, cunts.

    • Nice combo MNC I really approve of your moves 🙂 Ben and Jerry should mind their own business the hippy cunts.

  4. There’s only one reason why these corporate cocksuckers go woke……MONEY! They are told by the marketing men that the millennials, the cunts with the disposable income, can be easily swayed by such displays of virtue signalling. They are probably correct and they are also terrified of being put on some woke Twitter cancel list.
    Don’t dream for one minute these grasping bastards give a fuck about stinking refugee cunts. It’s all a marketing ploy to exploit the gullibility of their dumb customers.

  5. The global elite make the right noises and suddenly the liberals are right behind corporate fascism.

    Dumb fucks

  6. Great cunting.
    Ben and Jerry can suck on my boner, they sound like a couple benders as it is.
    As for the peacefuls, chop them up and feed them to the pigs.
    Horrible bunch of filthy goat headers.

  7. Talking of dodgy cunts. A regular dead pool nominee of mine has resurfaced.
    Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher has reappeared and is putting a tell all/cash in book out called Bent Coppers.

    You can’t keep a good cunt down…

    • Oh yeah, 8p for a cider quench, fucking marvellous. Those were the days. Didn’t have to worry about getting stabbed, getting bummed by kiddy fiddlers and peacefuls were funny towelhead geezers in some cunty country we’d never heard of. Bring those days back and stick your p*ncy yank ice cream up your bumhole.

  10. Not really an ice cream fan, but Kellys Cornish ice cream is (with respect to the esteemed B&WC!) laaarvly!
    Natural products, made in the UK and highly recommended!
    No American sh*te for me unless it was registered in 1966 and says “Mustang Shelby Fastback” on it – who could argue with Steve McQueens choice of car?, and the car chase in Bullitt is insane!
    Stand by for hormone fed beef and chlorine bleached chickens when Boris folds on the US/UK trade deal.

    • I like cornish ice cream too Foxy.
      People go on about Italian Ice cream but they can fuck off,
      I want English not some mafioso mario dripping in Brylcreem to do my ice cream.
      Getta de fucko greaseball.

    • Not me I dont eat the carcass of any dead animal so to me do what you want don’t affect me ha ha

  11. Whenever I have anything cold I get really weird sounds from my guts.
    I went to the doctor and he gave me some ice water and then listened with his stethoscope.
    He said, “That’s strange, it’s almost like a voice, a voice with a Northern Irish accent.”

    I said, “Any idea what it is?”

    He said, “If I had to guess I’d say a stomach Ulster”….

  12. Apologies for going off nom but Hashem Abedi has just been sentenced to life with a minimum term of FIFTY FIVE YEARS 🤣🤣🤣 for the m*rders of 22 people. 👍👍👍👍👍
    Wonder if he will get any Ben and Jerrys?

    • Apparently the cowardly fucker refused to attend court for his sentencing. Personally I’d have dragged the cunt in there kicking and screaming.
      I shudder to think how much taxpayer’s money it’ll take to keep this piece of filth banged up for 55 years. I feel there may be cheaper alternative. Anyone got any suggestions?

      • It involves a larynx, a very large leg and a stamping motion – but as a Man of peace and tolerance I could of course advocate violence!
        Stopping the evil little bastards before they get off the dinghy at Kent would be a start, but I don’t think useless fat bitch Patel is getting the message from a furious voting public – yet.
        Brexit Party in soon – I have suggested a name change to “We The People” and an expansion from being a one trick pony to broaden the appeal – and I shall enjoy being an MP! 😁👍☠💥💪🏻🍻

      • I disagree. Let Unilever and Co. wave their woke credentials; most of us will say ‘Fuck you’ and cease buying their products. I don’t believe that there are sufficient wokes and BLMs to make up the shortfall. The shareholders will have the final say in how far corporate wankers travel on the woke express.

  14. Just a suggestion but how about representatives of B&Js meeting the migrants at the ports and handing over free supplies of their upmarket ice cream?

    After all most of them are mere children who would love such a treat.

    This would provide a very warm welcome to the UK. Well, not warm as it is ice cream but you know what I mean. And it would demonstrate what a useful product B&Js bring to the world and what a wonderful, caring company they are.

  15. If I was Rishi I’d put a fiver junk food tax on every tub of their calorific site, hopefully put the cunts out of business.
    In my book this shite is as bad as McDonald’s and KFC etc. Junk food for fat peasants.
    Fuck off you yank cunts.

    • *calorific shite
      Isn’t autocorrect a cunt, especially when you don’t want it fucking correcting. Perhaps it needs nominating for it’s own cunting!

  16. This American goop has nothing on proper cornish vanilla.

    Go plug that big unilever dick back in your arsehole.

  17. Always nice to lecture from a comfy office or home about something trendy.
    Fuck Off
    Melt them and their migrating chums in the Oven of Ovens.
    CUNTS.

    • Careful with that, Unkle. Both Benjamin Cohen and Jeremy Greenfield might be more sensitive than most about ovens.

  18. You’ve really got to laugh.
    These cunts came out with a line something like ‘people can’t be illegal’. Okay, let’s move into the homes of their directors, and we’ll see about that. I also presume that any one of us should feel free just to walk into any of their manufacturing premises as well.
    I heard on the news recently that they’re involved in some dispute in Vermont; bringing in migrant Mexican workers and paying them a virtual slave wage to tend to their dairy livestock.
    What a bunch of hypocritical, virtue signalling cunts.
    Wankers.

  19. hhmm – owned by Unilever. Won’t be buying any of their shite ice cream anymore. Silly cunts.

  20. Steady cunters. The best advertisement you can get is a bit shit stirring. They know there name will be remembered by more ice cream lovers than Patriots. Even though they are cunts for saying it, that’s the way it is. Anyway who the fuck are Ben and Jerry?? Only know the violent racists Tom and Jerry.

    • they were two fat American cunts who started making ice-cream to keep Vermont farmers afloat. Great idea. Then they sold out to Unilev3r for a load of cash – like all champagne socialists.

  21. “Hey @PritiPatel we think the real crisis is our lack of humanity for people fleeing war, climate change and torture”.

    France must have really gone down the shitter fast, who knew?

    Cunts.

    • Maybe ask the families of the kids who were slaughtered in the Manchester Arena if we should let in more ‘asylum seekers’

  22. Cornish vanilla icecream and Cornish vanilla icecream only for this cunt.

    Anything else is fucking communism!

    Ben and Jerry can insert a fucking traffic cone up their stoner hippy starfish for all I care.

    Since when did overpriced shite food brands start dictating immagration policy?

    The dumb fucks.

  23. Interfering old cunts.

    You don’t have to be clever to mix egg yolks, sugar, cream and milk together. That’s how Duncan Bannatyne started!

  24. With your ice cream @£5.00 a pop
    You can afford to feed the Cunts……
    So have them round your house

  25. I tried some of their shite ice cream once. It reminded me of the green puke from the infamous scene in Peter Jackson’s “Bad Taste”

    Sickly cunts…

  27. They’re a couple of gay liberal Jew boys. Expect nothing less after their adverts condemning trumps election and brexit a few years back

  28. Fleeing climate change? If it’s possible to flee climate change then the world isnt fucked. Perhaps they mean send the ‘refugees’to Mars?

    I’m all for it.

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